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  • #76
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Bernal View Post
    I'm just saying that if you don't like the font selections, you shouldn't make them available to the members.
    I guess Jesus never told his disciples to learn PHP!
    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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    • #77
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
      Since Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, I doubt that he was blonde-haired and blue-eyed.
      Friend, Jesus wasn't a Jew. Just as God the Father isn't a Jew.

      Jesus was (and is) God. God is not OF a religion. God is not OF a race. God is God.

      Jesus was once asked (basically) if he was a Jew, do you know how he answered?

      John 4:9 Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

      10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.


      Mary and Joseph were Jews, but they had nothing to do with the conception of Jesus.

      Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

      Note how it says "that holy thing which shall be born of thee". It doesn't say her child. Mary was the vessel through which Jesus was born. Mary didn't provide the egg that was Jesus.

      Oh, and Jesus was a Nazarene.

      Matthew 2:23 And he came and dwelt in a city called Nazareth: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophets, He shall be called a Nazarene.


      Which is a city in Isreal, not what is now Palestine.

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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      • #78
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Brother V View Post
        Friend, Jesus wasn't a Jew. Just as God the Father isn't a Jew.

        Jesus was (and is) God. God is not OF a religion. God is not OF a race. God is God.

        Jesus was once asked (basically) if he was a Jew, do you know how he answered?

        John 4:9 Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

        10 Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.

        Mary and Joseph were Jews, but they had nothing to do with the conception of Jesus.

        Luke 1:35 And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

        Note how it says "that holy thing which shall be born of thee". It doesn't say her child. Mary was the vessel through which Jesus was born. Mary didn't provide the egg that was Jesus.

        Oh, and Jesus was a Nazarene.

        Matthew 2:23 And he came and dwelt in a city called Nazareth: that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophets, He shall be called a Nazarene.


        Which is a city in Isreal, not what is now Palestine.

        YIC
        V
        He was born in Bethlehem, which was part of Palestine at the time, as was Nazareth. See map at http://ancienthistory.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=ancienthistory&cdn=education&tm=61&gps=39_ 9 67_974_560&f=10&tt=13&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.bible.ca/maps/maps-palestine-33AD.htm



        And he was brought up as a Jew, including being circumcised at eight days old. The Last Supper was a seder (Passover).
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        • #79
          Re: Hello!

          Ironic that the founder of the most dominant religious faction in the world was born in an area that is now occupied by the most hated faction.

          CONSPIRACY!
          Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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          • #80
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
            And he was brought up as a Jew, including being circumcised at eight days old. The Last Supper was a seder (Passover).
            That's just implausible. As an ex-yid, I've been to more seder nights than you and Hellsin have had hot baby pies, and they are nothing like the Last Supper. Show me where in the Bible any of the disciples said "Oy vey! A whole week of ****ing matzoh? Lord, what have we done to you that you should inflict this upon us? And another thing, Lord - gefilte fish? Seriously, gefilte fish? What sort of a schmendrick came up with that? Wandering in the desert, that I can take, but gefilte fish?"
            Show me that verse, and I'll admit that Jesus and the disciples were Joos.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #81
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by wannabe saved and Loving It View Post
              Ironic that the founder of the most dominant religious faction in the world was born in an area that is now occupied by the most hated faction.

              CONSPIRACY!
              Ironic that you profess your hatred for Christ in nearly every post, yet here you are, called to God for a reason.


              PRAISE JESUS!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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