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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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That you should not believe everything on the Internet does of not mean everything on the Internet is nonsense. There is a lot of valid information on the Internet. This site being a nice example of that.
The information (you call it "opinions and assumptions") you could not find can be found here: http://www.venganza.org/about/freque...ked-questions/.
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Nico, do not be so stiff, lighten up. You are too starchy!
Keep in mind this is a Christian forum that happens to be God's Favorite®. You are here as a guest. Calling our site 'nonsense' will not get you an extra cookie at nap time.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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The only true word is the word of our Holy Lord Jesus Christ. Everything you need to know is in the Bible. There is no argue possible boy.KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
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Are you back again, whats the matter someone eat your Holy meatball and linguine?Originally posted by Nico de Vries View PostThat you should not believe everything on the Internet does of not mean everything on the Internet is nonsense. There is a lot of valid information on the Internet. This site being a nice example of that.
The information (you call it "opinions and assumptions") you could not find can be found here: http://www.venganza.org/about/freque...ked-questions/.
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I am sorry, I will work on that.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostNico, do not be so stiff, lighten up. You are too starchy!
Actually I said exactly the opposite: "There is a lot of valid information on the Internet. This site being a nice example of that."Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostKeep in mind this is a Christian forum that happens to be God's Favorite®. You are here as a guest. Calling our site 'nonsense' will not get you an extra cookie at nap time.
I think you have a great site with a lot of interesting discussions here.
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It must be great to really believe that.Originally posted by peterjohansson View PostThe only true word is the word of our Holy Lord Jesus Christ. Everything you need to know is in the Bible. There is no argue possible boy.
Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostAre you back again, whats the matter someone eat your Holy meatball and linguine?
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I suggest you seek help and beg on your knees for forgiveness to the Holy Lord Jesus Christ. You are filled with hate, Lucifer is strong within you.
68:1 Let God arise, let his enemies be scattered: let them also that hate him flee before him.
KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
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A small extract from the site:Originally posted by Nico de Vries View PostThe information (you call it "opinions and assumptions") you could not find can be found here: http://www.venganza.org/about/freque...ked-questions/.
It says it all...Q: Do you make money off this?
A: Yes.
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He knows not of Jesus, for he worships a false God. One day he will KNOW Jesus, he will be very sorry for his evil ways. When his time comes and he bows before the feet of Jesus, he will indeed wish he had followed the words we speak. Shout Glory, Praise Jesus for he is my Savior!
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What is wrong with making money? Most people have to make money to pay for food and a house and things like that. If you are against making money, I am curious as to how you pay your bills if I might ask.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View PostA small extract from the site: "Q: Do you make money off this? A: Yes. " It says it all...
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So you are a True Pastafarian then? It must be annoying to have so much false Pastafarian information out there.
That is a scenario a True Christian can certainly recognize...I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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143:12 And of thy mercy cut off mine enemies, and destroy all them that afflict my soul: for I am thy servant.
3:2 Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth.
KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
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It this the answer to my question to you as to why you think I am filled with hate? I am not aware of being filled with hate and to be honest I now still do not understand why you think I am filled with hate.Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post143:12 And of thy mercy cut off mine enemies, and destroy all them that afflict my soul: for I am thy servant.
3:2 Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth
I do hope you are wrong about that since Hell doesn't really sound like a fun place.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostHe knows not of Jesus, for he worships a false God. One day he will KNOW Jesus, he will be very sorry for his evil ways. When his time comes and he bows before the feet of Jesus, he will indeed wish he had followed the words we speak. Shout Glory, Praise Jesus for he is my Savior!
Yes.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostSo you are a True Pastafarian then?
Yes that can be annoying.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostIt must be annoying to have so much false Pastafarian information out there.
Yes I noticed that.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostThat is a scenario a True Christian can certainly recognize...
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