Mad JW Hate-Rants

[theMadJW]

Hmmmmmm!
I wonder how long I can last HERE, before you ban me?
For it's very rare when Baptists listen to scripture...

For example, it is SATAN who told Eve she wouldn't really die (as your church- and most of CHURCHianity does)...

God told them they would DIE, not FRY- and even SPELLED IT OUT:

Gen 3:19- By the sweat of your brow
you will eat your food
until you return to the ground,
since from it you were taken;
for dust you are
and to dust you will return.

Can any of you ACCEPT what God said- or was SATAN telling the Truth?
Where ARE they now (in your imagination) in Heaven, REWARDED for their treason- or have they been burning alive in you imaginary 'Hellfire' for thousands of years- with Eternity to go?

AND, why didn't he warn anyone, including Israel- of the most Terrible Fate of all--until thousands of years later, when Christ appeared? ( And HE never taught it...)

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

I don't give much credence to gory horror movies, but with 230,000+ people damned every day, you do have to wonder what will happen when Hell gets full . . . . . .

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

A Giant weenie Roast?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

Heh, heh.


I was referring to the tag line from the Night of the Living Dead movie franchise:

When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth.

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

Ahhh! I'm slow; ya gotta spell it out!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

[...]For example, it is SATAN who told Eve she wouldn't really die (as your church- and most of CHURCHianity does)... God told them they would DIE, [...]
Can any of you ACCEPT what God said- or was SATAN telling the Truth?
Where ARE they now

Are you blind? The Bible is clear. Satan lied, God told the Truth, Adam and Eve are in Hell.

No one in the Old Testament went to heaven.

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

Ezekiel said:"Are you blind? The Bible is clear. Satan lied, God told the Truth, Adam and Eve are in Hell."


Hey, Zeke; I can get pretty tactless MYSELF; so what it, buddy! Wanna end up in the Big Weenie Roast in the Sky (or below the ground)????

You mean GOD lied, when he told them they would return to the GROUND instead of telling them about your Eternal BBQ Pit?

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

Talk about LABELS!
"Unsaved Trash"? heh

I LIKE that, churchoids!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

You mean GOD lied, when he told them they would return to the GROUND instead of telling them about your Eternal BBQ Pit?

If I meant that I would have said that.

Get off those drugs, they're ruining what is left of your mind.

What do you mean, "God lied"? The soul, not the body, goes to hell!

I think you are one of them amateur atheists; chanting out cut & paste stuff and no real knowledge of God.

EDIT: have you got a point?

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

If I meant that I would have said that.

Get off those drugs, they're ruining what is left of your mind.

What do you mean, "God lied"? The soul, not the body, goes to hell!

I think you are one of them amateur atheists; chanting out cut & paste stuff and no real knowledge of God.

EDIT: have you got a point?

Typical Church Tradition/Escapism.
Why didn't God WARN them about the most Terrible Fate imaginable; Hitler would have been a pleasure compared to THAT Sadism!

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

I feel that those believing in this Sick Dogma have never given it any serious thought! Do you Baptists go around chaining enemies up in your cellars, burning them with coals, keeping them alive as long as possible...?

Maybe your version of Jesus will help you KEEP them alive forever, and throw in a few extra worms for you!

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

Let me know if I'm getting a little to strong for you...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

Typical Church Tradition/Escapism.
Why didn't God WARN them about the most Terrible Fate imaginable;

He told them not to eat, and they did.

Ge:2:17: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

What's your problem?

Hitler would have been a pleasure compared to THAT Sadism!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=22054

You're not educated are you? Son, you need to seek out Jesus.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

Ezekiel said:"Are you blind? The Bible is clear. Satan lied, God told the Truth, Adam and Eve are in Hell."


Hey, Zeke; I can get pretty tactless MYSELF; so what it, buddy! Wanna end up in the Big Weenie Roast in the Sky (or below the ground)????

You mean GOD lied, when he told them they would return to the GROUND instead of telling them about your Eternal BBQ Pit?

Why shouldn't God lie if He wants to? Who's going to stop Him? You?

Do you Baptists go around chaining enemies up in your cellars, burning them with coals, keeping them alive as long as possible...?

No. I don't do everything God does. We don't go around creating the universe and appearing in the form of a burning bush either, I suppose you think that makes us bad Christians as well?

[theMadJW]

Re: 230,548 people damned to hell every day!

He told them not to eat, and they did.

Ge:2:17: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

What's your problem? [COLOR=red]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=22054

You're not educated are you? Son, you need to seek out Jesus.

So, was I right?
"Die" in churchese, means "changing forms"?
What translatio do YOU use?
Did God ( in it) say: "Your body will return to the ground, but I'll be sending your 'soul' to a BIG, ETERNAL FIRE where I will be burning you, and most of your offspring, alive FOREVER, and will give Eternal Life to worms, so that they can gnaw on you!"