[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...that is if I didn't know you misspelled it on purpose in a lame attempt to be funny through implications.

...Like calling yourself "joo" even though you deny being one? how lame is that?

[Joo]

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You had just conterdicted yoself twice up in here. You done said you's not a homer, when we all knows them Star Wars fans is perverts! And then you had said you's not a retarded, right after you had done did posted a wickerpedophelia article statin' otherwise.

His disability is not retardation ma'am, its akin to dyslexia, and other reading/writing disorders, and frankly the way you spell Wikipedia leads me to believe you might have it worse than he does...that is if I didn't know you misspelled it on purpose in a lame attempt to be funny through implications.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm going to surprise Van Hamsandwich here and agree with her for once. You should take a look at those pictures, Homer-Wan Sodomi and see what Gay Bowel Syndrome looks like. It may be something you might want to avoid.

[The Jabba Master]

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They said the same thing when I posted nice, helpful, colorful pics of hemorrhoids. Honestly, I was only trying to help.

I love the fact that they call you a sinner when Van Helsing was a Vampire hunter and a Good one at that

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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It wasnt Porn you fool it was a Link to a Information sight and more over a Star Wars sight so you could learn about what we were talking about

They said the same thing when I posted nice, helpful, colorful pics of hemorrhoids. Honestly, I was only trying to help.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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i was speeking in Huttese, the native language of the Hutts, although it was spoken by many races, especially those on Tatooine. One must learn manny languages if one is to servive in the unaverce

Yes. Learning the fake languages of fictional demons will certainly get you far in the world if they ever let you out of the special care facility.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh no! see what you've done!

Precious girl, come to my house tomorrow after he leaves for work. I have an ointment that makes the bruising and swelling go down right away. No one will notice tomorrow night at Bible Study.

Lve Sister Thumper

Not that its any of my business, but I sure hope he doesn't break her arm like he did that time she burnt his toast. That was during their honeymoon, wasn't it?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Greetings, son. This is Brother Ira here. I was just about to give my wife a Godly beating for looking at a sinful pleasure object on her screen when she pointed out that a Godless sinner on our Church's forum was responsible for the link. If I ever catch my wife looking at objects on her computer like that again, and find out that you were the culprit, you will be getting a visit from me, Mister.

These coloreds have enough trouble repressing their gorilla urges as it is without you adding to the problem. As a matter of fact, I'm going to have to give her a beating, anyway, to deal with the depraved thoughts you might have put into her overly large negro skull. I hope you're happy with yourself!

Oh no! see what you've done!

Precious girl, come to my house tomorrow after he leaves for work. I have an ointment that makes the bruising and swelling go down right away. No one will notice tomorrow night at Bible Study.

Lve Sister Thumper

[The Jabba Master]

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First you're a "Jedi", now you're a Pentecostal? Speaking in tongues won't save you here, boy. Only Jesus will do that.

i was speeking in Huttese, the native language of the Hutts, although it was spoken by many races, especially those on Tatooine. One must learn manny languages if one is to servive in the unaverce

Its 100% your fault for posting that pornographic link. Don't you know how wild and lust-crazed these nigras are? The responsibility is yours. I'll bet she's getting it right now. For shame!

It wasnt Porn you fool it was a Link to a Information sight and more over a Star Wars sight so you could learn about what we were talking about

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shame on me? shame on him for beating his Wife!

Its 100% your fault for posting that pornographic link. Don't you know how wild and lust-crazed these nigras are? The responsibility is yours. I'll bet she's getting it right now. For shame!

[The Jabba Master]

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Well I hope you're happy with yourself. Now you've caused sister Lateefah to get a beating from her Godly husband. Shame on you!

Shame on me? shame on him for beating his Wife!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I don't know what kind of demonic code you are using, but I know that TWO True Christians™ are never wrong. Even the nigress spotted your perversion. You should be ashamed and apologize to Jesus. Assume the position.

Well, the Jedi dude knew what I meant easily enough. I mean, of course, this:

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Keel-ee calleya ku kah.

First you're a "Jedi", now you're a Pentecostal? Speaking in tongues won't save you here, boy. Only Jesus will do that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Greetings, son. This is Brother Ira here. I was just about to give my wife a Godly beating for looking at a sinful pleasure object on her screen when she pointed out that a Godless sinner on our Church's forum was responsible for the link. If I ever catch my wife looking at objects on her computer like that again, and find out that you were the culprit, you will be getting a visit from me, Mister.

These coloreds have enough trouble repressing their gorilla urges as it is without you adding to the problem. As a matter of fact, I'm going to have to give her a beating, anyway, to deal with the depraved thoughts you might have put into her overly large negro skull. I hope you're happy with yourself!

Well I hope you're happy with yourself. Now you've caused sister Lateefah to get a beating from her Godly husband. Shame on you!

[Sista Lateefah]

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i know what you were talking about: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Double-bladed_lightsaber

"true Christians" read and Learn

Greetings, son. This is Brother Ira here. I was just about to give my wife a Godly beating for looking at a sinful pleasure object on her screen when she pointed out that a Godless sinner on our Church's forum was responsible for the link. If I ever catch my wife looking at objects on her computer like that again, and find out that you were the culprit, you will be getting a visit from me, Mister.

These coloreds have enough trouble repressing their gorilla urges as it is without you adding to the problem. As a matter of fact, I'm going to have to give her a beating, anyway, to deal with the depraved thoughts you might have put into her overly large negro skull. I hope you're happy with yourself!