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  • Wow

    I've finally made it home. [weird salutation deleted]

  • #2
    Re: Wow

    Were you stuck in a jam somewhere?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: Wow

      What took you so long?
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      • #4
        Re: Wow

        Satan has released the demons of class-action litigation against my ministry. It appears as though my miracle manna loaf was not approved by the FDA, and I'm having some issues. God bless you sister and thank you for your concern.

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        • #5
          Re: Wow

          Tell me Rev., where in the world is your ministry located? What is your denomination?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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