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  • Brother Helge
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1074
    #16
    Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

    Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
    (but in all it was overhyped-only liberals died, since only liberals live in NYC).
    Amen!
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32

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      • TruePath
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2009
        • 220
        #17
        Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        And yet, 9 years later:

        1. The oil is not stolen, it's still there and being exported.

        2. Muslims still commit terrorist attacks. Thankfully, most of it is on eachother these days.

        3. Muslims have still not denounced muhammad's pedophilia as immoral. But hey, maybe the CIA wrote the quran?
        1. Exported is the same as saying "stolen" since we are not charging what we should for it.
        2. I dont even know what you are talking about.
        3. Muhammad (PBUH) is the GREATEST PROPHET. He is even greater than the prophet Jesus (pbuh).
        Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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          • Brother Helge
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 1074
            #18
            Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

            Originally posted by TruePath View Post
            3. Muhammad (PBUH) is the GREATEST PROPHET. He is even greater than the prophet Jesus (pbuh).
            Blasphemy!

            Jesus is God's son and without sin. You can't compare Him to a pedophil...
            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
            John 8:32

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              • Nurse Clampett
                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 974
                #19
                Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

                Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                What???

                Jesus was a Jew and Jews are hook nosed dark skinned dark haired people.

                He doesn't look much like a covetous jew to me.
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                  • TruePath
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 220
                    #20
                    Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

                    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post

                    He doesn't look much like a covetous jew to me.
                    Oh and you think they drew that with Jesus (pbuh) actually standing there?
                    Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445
                        #21
                        Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

                        Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                        9/11 was masterminded by the CIA and executed probably by animatronic robots on empty planes so the Crusaders could blame the Great religion of Peace (Islam) and have an excuse to invade Holy Arab lands and steal the oil.
                        Though this might well be the most coherent and intelligent post you've submitted so far, it is still incorrect. And even if it were correct, would that matter? The result is the same. God is busy taking the oil away from unworthy, moonworshipping (lunatic) Arabiacs, and giving it to more decent people, like Americans.

                        Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                        1. Exported is the same as saying "stolen" since we are not charging what we should for it.
                        2. I dont even know what you are talking about.
                        3. Muhammad (PBUH) is the GREATEST PROPHET. He is even greater than the prophet Jesus (pbuh).
                        1. Oh, yeah, your sheiks in Dubai distribute all the money they make with exporting oil honestly among the Arab people, peaceful, loving muslims as they are.
                        2. GOD=Life means we can be thankful that Arabiacs nowadays direct their bloodthirsty frenzy at each other instead of at decent people.
                        3. While I don't care that you spit on some goat-sodomizing pedophile who called himself a prophet, I strongly disapprove of your spitting on Jesus. Please keep matters a little civil.
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                          • TruePath
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 220
                            #22
                            Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

                            pbuh is not spitting it is short for Peace Be Upon Him.

                            I show more respect to Jesus (pbuh) than you people do.
                            Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                              • GodIsAlmighty
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 184
                                #23
                                Re: PRAISE CHIPOTLE JESUS!

                                Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                                pbuh is not spitting it is short for Peace Be Upon Him.

                                I show more respect to Jesus (pbuh) than you people do.
                                By blessing him with peace, when obviously He could kill anybody who did not grant him peace, and by denying that He is the son of God?
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