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  • brittishboy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 19

    #1

    hello

    first of all i would just like to say hello... i am a christian.. a baptised christian... i would just like to ask what bible is it that you follow?
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: hello

    Friend, first of all, we do capitalize the word Bible on here.

    But I'll forgive you as you are obviously from France. (D-Day, right?)

    We use the KJV 1611 Authorized Version friend.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • brittishboy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2010
      • 19

      #3
      Re: hello

      please pardon me for not using a capital letter for "Bible" and no i am not from France.

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by brittishboy View Post
        please pardon me for not using a capital letter for "Bible" and no i am not from France.
        Brittany is not in France? By golly, I must have my countries mixed up then. Sorry!
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22825

          #5
          Re: hello

          Pastor W/O, is the OP a Britney Spears fan then?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Pastor W/O, is the OP a Britney Spears fan then?
            Ah, thank you for saving my baccon Brother. I thought I lost it there, for a minute. Britt Britt. Right.

            Brittishboy, no war zone cooter pics though, can we agree on that?
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • brittishboy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2010
              • 19

              #7
              Re: hello

              no i wont put any pictures up.

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              • Jed_Cassidy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 289

                #8
                Re: hello

                Son, we love welcoming all types of people into the loving arms of Jesus Christ. We really do.

                But if you can't capitalize proper nouns (i.e. Bible and Christian), then you can just get the Hell out.
                Matthew 7:15
                Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29433

                  #9
                  Re: hello

                  Hi britishboy, can I call you Boy? Super!

                  Welcome to God's favorite forum where Christians Flourish(tm). You know Boy, if you are not using the KJV1611 Bible, you cannot be a Christian, don't you? No one likes a false Christian, lest of all God.

                  Are you a male or female? I need to know in case our little chat needs to be chaperoned.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • brittishboy
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 19

                    #10
                    Re: hello

                    how can i not be a true christian if i dont read or follow the kjv 1611? this i do find insulting.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22825

                      #11
                      Re: hello

                      You find too much insulting without understanding things.

                      Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
                      "The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • brittishboy
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 19

                        #12
                        Re: hello

                        Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View Post
                        Son, we love welcoming all types of people into the loving arms of Jesus Christ. We really do.

                        But if you can't capitalize proper nouns (i.e. Bible and Christian), then you can just get the Hell out.
                        ok, no need to get hasty on capital letters. Also, i feel it does not matter what form of the Bible anyone uses, just as long as you use it, your still a Christian.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29433

                          #13
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by brittishboy View Post
                          how can i not be a true christian if i dont read or follow the kjv 1611? this i do find insulting.
                          Boy, Have you ever seen a magazine like Popular Mechanics? Good articles on how things work (with God's help) and hot to make things, A good wholesome magazine. Now I am sure you have also seen dirty magazines, like the ones under your mattress, come, lets be honest,we are all adults here. Those are bad, very, very bad and you should be ashamed for having the. You need to tell your mom all about them. Where was I? Oh yes, so Boy, you have Good and Bad (Popular Mechanics and porno). Well, with Bibles it is the same way, you can have a Good one (the KJV1611) or a Bad one (any other so-called 'version'). Follow me, Boy?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • brittishboy
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 19

                            #14
                            Re: hello

                            so james hutchins, you have come to the conclusion that i have porn magazines under my bed, which i do not, and that i read some mechanics magazine, and because i read a different bible, it is bad? did i say your bible was bad no. i came here to meet new people and talk and make friends, well it looks as though i am now because you are condemning me for not reading kjv1611. we are all equal in the eyes of God, now above or below due which source of Biblical material we choose to read, or which form of Christian we choose to be. so please Mr Hawkins, try not be to judgemental before getting to know someone.

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                            • peterjohansson
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 89

                              #15
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by brittishboy View Post
                              ok, no need to get hasty on capital letters. Also, i feel it does not matter what form of the Bible anyone uses, just as long as you use it, your still a Christian.
                              You are just saying that so you can leave the parts out that do not fit you. Fake Christians are even worse than atheist scum.
                              KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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