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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
I'm just wondering why the pics haven't been removed yet.
I'm just wondering why the pics haven't been removed yet.
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Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:
7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.
8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed. -
Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Because the Reverend wanted me to post them. I guess he wanted to see them for some reason...Originally posted by InGenUse View PostComment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
The Bible was originally written in Hebrew and then converted to greek and english.Originally posted by Mrs. Holland-Stuart View PostComment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Close. The Old Testament was written in Hebrew. The New Testament was written entirely in Greek.Originally posted by Wwdanniedo View Post
Aw... Don't tell me you're a Biblical scholar as well?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Nope, but i do pay attention in bible study. Unlike some of the people on this forum. Not a scholar at all, i just thought that it was funny that someone said that jesus only knows english cause the bible was converted to english
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
it's spelled JEW not Joo. Get it rightOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostChange that slutty photograph THIS INSTANT!
You're about as Christian as joo.
That's not an introduction, anyway. What church does your husband take you to? How old are you? How many Christian sons have you given to Jesus?Comment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Why not open your mind and learn a little about the Bible.Originally posted by W-w-whinyjoo View PostNope, but i do pay attention in Bible study (you mean atheists coming together to waste time finding "contradictions"?). Unlike some of the people on this forum (you must be blind then: all positions are carefully researched). Not a scholar at all, i just thought that it was funny that someone said that Jesus only knows english cause the Bible was converted to english
I don't know what your Bible study class teaches, but most likely they tell you to skip to difficult parts and just stick to whatever is convenient. This means you get a completely false impression of what God wants us to do and this in turn will get you to Hell (see my sig for details).I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
No but my Pastor also looked over your facebook and says you are not real christians and you are the ones who with burn in hell. : D That i will be happy to see.Comment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Kindly invite your pastor to cite Scripture (KJV 1611 only please) that supports his position. We can cite Scripture to support every single position. Think logically: will God hate us for following His Word or hate you for telling Christians to walk away from it.Originally posted by W-w-whinyjoo View Post
Secondly, you can't see people burn in Hell unless you are in Hell as well. It seems you know where you are going.
Thirdly, it does not make True Christians happy to "see" others go to Hell. On the contrary, we want the exact opposite. But either we ask God to bend the rules (would be foolish) or we ask all the homers and negroes to live by God's rules.
Rational debate:
Christians: 3, atheist: 0.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Was the "someone" God™?Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
Because if you truly heard His™ Voice calling you, that is a start.
EDIT: Here is a humble, homespun shawl to cover your nakedness. We can see your dirtypillows.
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
After discussing with several pastors and other men who hold high places in our church, we decided that we should leave some of Melissa's pics on here. If she wants to show the world how much of a sex-crazed slut she is, then she deserves the rebuking, ridicule, and harsh judgment that we will bring to her. I did however have to remove some pics which were blatant pornography who may have been shocked by the images. Rest assured, we moved these images off the main boards and are now stored in an encrypted area on Landover's main server. This will keep decent Christians from stumbling onto that filth.
Thank you.Comment
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Originally posted by Miss.WierdestChristianGirlEver View PostIf you insist...
i sorrys that your kitty shrunked in the warsh cuz nows you look kinda cold, an kitty not look very happys niether, he only gots half a tails an a head, he been amputateds 
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
Thanks.Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
Thanks a lot.
Here I am enjoying fellowship when over my shoulder I hear a loud and familier voice yell, "What in God's name are you looking at Noah!?". Mrs. Dint thought I had drifted to some internet hussy porno page.
I would kindly ask that we keep that kind of smut off of this site. I was simply taking a great interest in this ladies soul and was taking my time with this thread pondering all of the possabilities for salvation. I swore to Norah that I was only here for the articals and now am in hot water with her.
I don't believe it is fair that now I have to worry about what I am going to see next on our Church's forum.
This is why I don't think women belong here in the first place.
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Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.
A woman belongs wherever she wants to. That is so sexist.Originally posted by Noah Dint View PostComment
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