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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #16
    Re: Newbie here

    You dumbass teenagers come in here and think you are going to shock us all with your drinking, drugs, homo sex stories and think we will be all aghast.

    Even your retarded user name makes me think that you thought you were going to barge into GOD'S Favorite Forum and offended us all.


    Well guess what you filthy drunk, drug taking, alcohol abusing harlot. We've seen it ALLLLL before. Nothing you gothtards say or do shocks us. In fact, we get a good belly laugh knowing that you will be ripped to shreds in HELL by Satan. He will rip your eyes outs and eat your tongue while you beg JESUS for another chance.

    We will be floating on a cloud in HEAVEN drinking strawberry Daiquiris looking down and laughing at you.


    Enjoy HELL Harlot!
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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622
        #17
        Re: Newbie here

        Thank you for that well-spoken point, Sister Thumper! You can tell she's trying too hard when she says things like "Oh I forgot to mention, I'm bisexual...". She's just coming up with as much things as she can in a pathetic attempt to offend us.

        Next she's probably going to tell us she voted for Obama, aborts babies as a hobby, and steals Bibles from schoolchildren.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267
            #18
            Re: Newbie here

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Thank you for that well-spoken point, Sister Thumper! You can tell she's trying too hard when she says things like "Oh I forgot to mention, I'm bisexual...". She's just coming up with as much things as she can in a pathetic attempt to offend us.

            Next she's probably going to tell us she voted for Obama, aborts babies as a hobby, and steals Bibles from schoolchildren.
            Biesexural, Homersexural I can handle! But some one who voted for OBAMA. Lord help us all!

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              • awesomeone
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2010
                • 22
                #19
                Re: Newbie here

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                This is not a dating site you horny idiot. Although perhaps you deserve each other. Perhaps you can get adjoining seats in hell.
                My apologies, there is a singles section so I thought this was okay. Perhaps I should have posted in the singes section.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Newbie here

                    Originally posted by awesomeone View Post
                    My apologies, there is a singles section so I thought this was okay. Perhaps I should have posted in the singes section.
                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • MormonBrother
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6
                        #21
                        Re: Newbie here

                        Originally posted by Wanton Whore Witch View Post
                        You amuse me more than most things. You do realise that most of the intelligent world is laughing at your kind this very instance? You must realise that your kind are quite possibly the most deplorable of all humans.
                        Because worshiping tree's and thinking you can cast magic like Gandalf is the true sign of intelligence! If you want to focus on that sillyness, that is fine, but coming in here to condemn others, and then tell them they are intolerant, is quite petty. Don't you have animals to sacrifice and tree's to kneel before?

                        Also mentioning intelligent people then spelling incorrectly sure gave me a hearty laugh!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Newbie here

                            Originally posted by MormonBrother View Post
                            Because worshiping tree's and thinking you can cast magic like Gandalf is the true sign of intelligence! If you want to focus on that sillyness, that is fine, but coming in here to condemn others, and then tell them they are intolerant, is quite petty. Don't you have animals to sacrifice and tree's to kneel before?

                            Also mentioning intelligent people then spelling incorrectly sure gave me a hearty laugh!
                            This coming from a mormoon cultist? As if you're any better!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • MormonBrother
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6
                                #23
                                Re: Newbie here

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                This coming from a mormoon cultist? As if you're any better!
                                Perhaps you're right Brother Ezekiel, but I do not worship Satan, and I was baptized by full immersion unlike this pagan creature.

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                                  • GOD=life
                                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 3263
                                    #24
                                    Re: Newbie here

                                    Child, why do you come to a Christian forum?

                                    You know what the Bible says about your lifestyle choices and where those will lead. Do you think that by trying to corrupt real Christians, God will think "ah, the lezbianus may go to Heaven too" ?

                                    Drop an apple and it will drop to the floor. That's gravity. Your lifestyle choices will make your soul drop as well. We want to prevent that. Do you not want to be loved? Why not get out of the empty shell of a life and step into the light?
                                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                    Matthew 7:22                                     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                      • peterjohansson
                                        Unsaved trash
                                         
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 89
                                        #25
                                        Re: Newbie here



                                        3:17 And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.

                                        There is no place in Heaven for goth sluts!
                                        KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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