Live long and prosper!

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Before Brother Easykill gets on my ass about introducing myself I figure I should do it. My name is Captain James Tiberius Kirk, but you all can call me Captain or sir. I'll even accept Kirk if you want to be insubordinate.
I'm a liberal (gasp!) atheist (gasp! gasp!) and a galaxy trotting lover of green women.
I've been reading this forum for a while now for teh lulz but never had any reason to sign up until I saw a real live jedi. I thought you guys were nuts and then he came along and it was too much to pass up! I guess it's like comparing Billy Graham to Tom Cruise, one fairytale for another. LOL!
My favourite passage in the bible is Leonard 3:16 - Spaceth, the final frontiereth. Theseth are the voyages of the Starship Jeebus. Her fiveth yeareth missioneth, to exploreth strangeth neweth minister's daughters, to boldy goeth whereth many men have goneth beforeth. LOL!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Again, welcome!

I've been here barely 5 hours before starting up enough of a stink so they changed my screen name from Shalo'zier to Shallow-izer.

^___^

Suprised that something more originaly didn't come to their minds.

Meh.

I think you know how much these people are able to think creatively.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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I forgot to mention, I'm from Riverside, Iowa! Maybe we're neighbours! Can I beam down for a bbq with the true Christians?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Again, welcome!

I've been here barely 5 hours before starting up enough of a stink so they changed my screen name from Shalo'zier to Shallow-izer.

^___^

Suprised that something more originaly didn't come to their minds.

Meh.

I think you know how much these people are able to think creatively.

Thanks! I'm glad they're not too original. It wouldn't make this all as funny as it is. Between this lot and Fred Phelps, I've never seen more hilarious advertising for the ridiculousness of Christianity. Maybe I should worship the Easter Bunny! LOL!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Ignance deleted.

God will not be mocked. You's not gonna think it be so funny when He toss you down to the debbil and the debbil take yo trirecorder and shove it where the sun don't shine - followed by a dose o' his satanic spikeded tallywhacker!

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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God will not be mocked. You's not gonna think it be so funny when He toss you down to the debbil and the debbil take yo trirecorder and shove it where the sun don't shine - followed by a dose o' his satanic spikeded tallywhacker!

I may mock whoever, and whatever fictional character I please.

And besides.

My body would be dead. Only my soul, which can only feel emotional pain.

Besides, there'll be plenty of people in hell, and only 1 Satan.

I think they'll be a line.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Live long and prosper!

God will not be mocked. You's not gonna think it be so funny when He toss you down to the debbil and the debbil take yo trirecorder and shove it where the sun don't shine - followed by a dose o' his satanic spikeded tallywhacker!

My first rebuking! I'm surprised it took this long. LOL!
Sista Laffteefah, is this the same debbil who makes Little Debbil's Snack Cakes? That would be a delicious eternity!

[The Jabba Master]

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Hello Kirk *Bows* Please ignore what the True Christans have put under my name I am not a Star Treck Geek (Im a Star Wars Geek and the name is suposed to be "The Jedi Master") its a Pleasher to meet you

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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Hello Kirk *Bows* Please ignore what the True Christans have put under my name I am not a Star Treck Geek (Im a Star Wars Geek and the name is suposed to be "The Jedi Master") its a Pleasher to meet you

Thank you. You're very polite for someone who thinks jedis are real. Have you dug up Alec Guinness' body to make a jedi skin suit yet? LOL!
I'm sorry, but it is funny and you did misspell Trek. I will say this for you, the force is no less fictional than Gawd and Jeebus!

[The Jabba Master]

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Thank you. You're very polite for someone who thinks jedis are real. Have you dug up Alec Guinness' body to make a jedi skin suit yet? LOL!
I'm sorry, but it is funny and you did misspell Trek. I will say this for you, the force is no less fictional than Gawd and Jeebus!

Fun Fact: Alec Guinness hated playing Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars movies

Well im not realy a Fan I only found The Next Genaration and Deep Space 9 Good In the whole Searys and the games for them ... Well Just suck Compared to most of the Star Wars games (The Jedi Knight Searys for example)

[Miss Hikari]

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Hiya, Captain Kirk!!! *salutes*
I'm Hikari, and can I just say that I love your work?
Please ignore the TCs here. They're bloated and haven't had their pepto-bismol.
-Hii

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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DS9 was boring and too religious for my tastes, and TNG was good but a little drab. Kirk kicks Picard's ass! That's ok though because Picard kicks Luke Skyprancer's ass. LOL!

[The Jabba Master]

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DS9 was boring and too religious for my tastes, and TNG was good but a little drab. Kirk kicks Picard's ass! That's ok though because Picard kicks Luke Skyprancer's ass. LOL!

Meh i dont care about Luke i know Obi wan would kick all there asses (The Nagoteator and Was Never Defeated in Lightsaber combat to Blaster(Phaser for you) combat thus he would kick all there asses (There's nothing close to the Wepons in Star Trek to combat a Lightsaber as it can cut thrugh most Mettles)

[angelique_of_the_damned44]

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Hello Captain.
I've never been a big Star Trek fan in the past, but since I've started watching the original episodes with Captain Kirk (only on in the middle of the night), I've started to like it.

I certainly hope that you'll like it here.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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Meh i dont care about Luke i know Obi wan would kick all there asses (The Nagoteator and Was Never Defeated in Lightsaber combat to Blaster(Phaser for you) combat thus he would kick all there asses (There's nothing close to the Wepons in Star Trek to combat a Lightsaber as it can cut thrugh most Mettles)

LOL! I don't know what you're saying Obi-Wank does with teats, but even if he could deflect one phaser, all it takes is a second one to bring him down. Even a couple of red shirts could do it! Maybe a pretty light sword could cut through the mettle of rebel or imperial pansies, but Starfleet officers are made of sterner stuff, and their could stand up to the prettiest of light wands! LOL! They wouldn't even have to raise their shields!