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  • Joo
    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jun 2007
    • 831

    #46
    Re: Live long and prosper!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well we can't have that, can we? Just say the word and I'll make sure you get ALL the "points".
    That sounded kinda...creepy.

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #47
      Re: Live long and prosper!

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      I would have thought you'd love this, witch. Demented minds driven by fantasy, just the thing for you to mould into converts for your coven.
      Meh.....I'm not into the whole coven scenario. And I'm definitely not into recruiting. That's what you xtians do, not me.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #48
        Re: Live long and prosper!

        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        Fun Fact: Alec Guinness hated playing Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars movies
        That fact wasn't fun at all. I feel cheated.
        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
        Greetings, Captain. I've always been more taken with Dr. McCoy (even kissed DeForrest Kelly at a con once). Permission to come aboard, sir?
        Good Lord, you're easy.
        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
        The Rule of Argueing with an idiot
        I'm not familiar with the Rule of Argueing with an idiot, could you please enlighten me?

        Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
        I liken it to kittens playing with a ball of string. All you can really do is sit back and laugh. All we'd need to go now is take these kittens for neutering!
        Seems a bit redundant, it's not like either of them are ever going to know a woman anyway.
        Originally posted by Joo View Post
        And I'm sorry Miss, but if you want to poo on me, I'm not into that kinda thing.
        How do you feel about tentacles?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • eightofninekev
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2006
          • 17

          #49
          Re: Live long and prosper!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          What's with the influx of scifi loving fresh meat that's coming here lately? The jedi person, now this star trek person....who will be next? A battlestar buff?

          That would be me lol although i like star trek and star wars too

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #50
            Re: Live long and prosper!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            What's with the influx of scifi loving fresh meat that's coming here lately? The jedi person, now this star trek person....who will be next? A battlestar buff?
            Jesus loves the Battlestar Galactica, the cool new one, not the 70's disco abomination. The Cylons are bringing Christ Tough Love (in the form of a surprise nuclear attack) to the pagan Colonials. Then after the Cylons have slaughtered the pagan Colonials military they take all the Colonial women off for breeding human/Christian cyborg hybrids! Christ approves! BSG kicks ass!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • The Jabba Master
              TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 250

              #51
              Re: Live long and prosper!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Jesus loves the Battlestar Galactica, the cool new one, not the 70's disco abomination. The Cylons are bringing Christ Tough Love (in the form of a surprise nuclear attack) to the pagan Colonials. Then after the Cylons have slaughtered the pagan Colonials military they take all the Colonial women off for breeding human/Christian cyborg hybrids! Christ approves! BSG kicks ass!
              You know just becuse they say "God" Dosent mean its your god it could be the Muslem God for all you know exsept they dont speek the other Languages

              Also starbuck can kick your Fraking butt
              Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
              Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
              Jedi respect all life, in any form.
              Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
              Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #52
                Re: Live long and prosper!

                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                You know just becuse they say "God" Dosent mean its your god it could be the Muslem God for all you know exsept they dont speek the other Languages

                Also starbuck can kick your Fraking butt
                Beyond the Cylons speak English like good Christians only Christians have a personal relationship with God friend. If you recall Six repeatedly tells that to that hellbound atheist scum bag Baltar that he needs to have a personal relationship with God.

                Baltar is another beautiful example of Christianity in action. Jesus uses a filthy atheist as His tool in bring His judgment to the wicked thus sparing His beloved elect the sin of murder. GLORY! Now Baltar has a chip in his brain giving him God’s message of love and Baltar can’t close his ears to it! PRAISE!

                Number Six, with Jesus' help, certianly threw Starbucks butt around the room.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • The Jabba Master
                  TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 250

                  #53
                  Re: Live long and prosper!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Beyond the Cylons speak English like good Christians only Christians have a personal relationship with God friend. If you recall Six repeatedly tells that to that hellbound atheist scum bag Baltar that he needs to have a personal relationship with God.

                  Baltar is another beautiful example of Christianity in action. Jesus uses a filthy atheist as His tool in bring His judgment to the wicked thus sparing His beloved elect the sin of murder. GLORY! Now Baltar has a chip in his brain giving him God’s message of love and Baltar can’t close his ears to it! PRAISE!

                  Number Six, with Jesus' help, certianly threw Starbucks butt around the room.
                  Starbuck could kick Six's Butt Even if she had Jesus's help i mean hey shes got the help of Earth
                  Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                  Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                  Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                  Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                  Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #54
                    Re: Live long and prosper!

                    Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                    Starbuck could kick Six's Butt Even if she had Jesus's help i mean hey shes got the help of Earth
                    I can't see why Jesus, Earth or anyone else would ever want to help Starbuck. After all, she uses coffee cups to promote homosexuality.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Captain James T. Kirk
                      Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 155

                      #55
                      Re: Live long and prosper!

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Meh.....I'm not into the whole coven scenario. And I'm definitely not into recruiting. That's what you xtians do, not me.
                      Whoohoo! Rachael Van Helsing is in my thread! I've been reading these boards for a while and you don't take any crap from these Christians and still manage to stay around and not kill any of them.
                      Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                      • Captain James T. Kirk
                        Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 155

                        #56
                        Re: Live long and prosper!

                        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                        you realy need to get over yourself Kirk im not going to fight with you i would only be brought down to your level and you would beet me with experiance (The Rule of Argueing with an idiot) thus im not going to agrue with you till you learn to respect other Religions
                        LOL! If my Han Solo Star Wars loser to English decoder ring is working properly, I think somewhere in there you tried to call me an idiot. Do the laundry because it's time to bring out the irony board!
                        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                        • Joo
                          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 831

                          #57
                          Re: Live long and prosper!

                          Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                          LOL! If my Han Solo Star Wars loser to English decoder ring is working properly, I think somewhere in there you tried to call me an idiot. Do the laundry because it's time to bring out the irony board!
                          Well if my sarcasm detector is working, you just flew off the charts, straight into the A.Z!

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                          • Captain James T. Kirk
                            Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 155

                            #58
                            Re: Live long and prosper!

                            LOL! Someone changed my avatar! Well done, Landovercans! I like it, so I think I'll keep it for a while.
                            Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831

                              #59
                              Re: Live long and prosper!

                              Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                              LOL! Someone changed my avatar! Well done, Landovercans! I like it, so I think I'll keep it for a while.
                              Not bad.

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708

                                #60
                                Re: Live long and prosper!

                                I'm sure you do like it. It looks like he is being sodomized by Spock and loving every minute of it.

                                You trekies make me and JESUS sick. Get a life already.

                                You idiot geeks need to get JESUS or get a life and stop pestering the good folks here at Landover. Isn't there some convention you need to attend?

                                Ewwwwwww!

                                Repulsed, Sister Thumper
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