[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Live long and prosper!

I know the plots of both pretty well. Never really liked either, but I'm more partial to Star Trek. I just find it funny to watch people fight on the internet. Speaking of, that reminds me of one of my internet mottos:

Arguing over the internet is like being in the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded.
And poo on you. More popcorn for me then.

Yeah, I've seen a poster for that somewhere, it showed a mentally challenged boy winning a race at the special Olympics.

And I'm sorry Miss, but if you want to poo on me, I'm not into that kinda thing.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Yeah, I've seen a poster for that somewhere, it showed a mentally challenged boy winning a race at the special Olympics.

And I'm sorry Miss, but if you want to poo on me, I'm not into that kinda thing.

Hardyharhar... You're so witty.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Excuse me? Where do you think you are, pray tell?
I think I'm Shal, your "God."

You are a guest here on a True Christian message board! If you don't want someone who regularly... get is?... gets on her knees for Jesus, you are in the wrong place, young man!

Fixed your typo. Be glad I'm so forgiving.

This isn't your board, it's "GOD'S," and if He wants your snotty impertinence, He will ask!

Yeah, I'm "God," therefore, this is my board.

God DID ask.

I looked at myself in the mirror and asked myself, "Please? Won't you PLEASE share your snide remarks sir?"

And so I said, "Why, of course god."

And through the powers of me myself and god, I came here, and spoke my mind.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Hardyharhar... You're so witty.

I know, it was lame, but at least I tried.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Sweet Jesus in the morning! I go out to have a cup of coffee with the widow O'Hallahan, and I come back to this? What is it, geek week in God's favorite forum? What have we done to cause Jesus to test our faith like this?

The lot of you need to take a bath, get a job and move out of your parent's basement. Jesus does not think you're funny.

Jesus is a screwy guy, didn't ya know? He loves messing with people. Makes me wonder which side of the fence he's really on... And if I wanted Jesus to laugh, I would have called you a flamed you to no end, and then blamed it on the Jews.

If I want Jesus to laugh, I'll tell Jew jokes. Until then, he can stay grumpy.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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God DID ask.

I looked at myself in the mirror and asked myself, "Please? Won't you PLEASE share your snide remarks sir?"

And so I said, "Why, of course god."

And through the powers of me myself and god, I came here, and spoke my mind.

You're typing blasphemy after blasphemy, but all I'm seeing is a sad little sinner begging, "Please load infractions on me! Please load infractions on me!"
God will not be mocked, little girly-boy, and you'd best get that through your head.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You're typing blasphemy after blasphemy, but all I'm seeing is a sad little sinner begging, "Please load infractions on me! Please load infractions on me!"

Might wanna get your eyes checked then ma'am.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Live long and prosper!

What's with the influx of scifi loving fresh meat that's coming here lately? The jedi person, now this star trek person....who will be next? A battlestar buff?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Live long and prosper!

What's with the influx of scifi loving fresh meat that's coming here lately? The jedi person, now this star trek person....who will be next? A battlestar buff?

I would have thought you'd love this, witch. Demented minds driven by fantasy, just the thing for you to mould into converts for your coven.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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What's with the influx of scifi loving fresh meat that's coming here lately? The jedi person, now this star trek person....who will be next? A battlestar buff?

I could probably find one...

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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You're typing blasphemy after blasphemy, but all I'm seeing is a sad little sinner begging, "Please load infractions on me! Please load infractions on me!"
God will not be mocked, little girly-boy, and you'd best get that through your head.

Don't you just LOVE them so?

Why are you so angry?

I'm your "God!"

HERE at last!

To tell you that you're absolutely wrong, but still.

After all.

If Jesus could name himself the "Son of God," why can't I name myself "God?"

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Live long and prosper!

You were warned against blasphemy.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You were warned against blasphemy.

Oooh oooh! Did you give him points? Not more than me I hope, that'd be insulting.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oooh oooh! Did you give him points? Not more than me I hope, that'd be insulting.

Well we can't have that, can we? Just say the word and I'll make sure you get ALL the "points". Then you can brag to all your friends at the queer bar about how you were banned from God's favorite forum.

Just say the word boy.

[The Jabba Master]

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Well, perhaps you haven't witnessed very many of these arguments before then. It may be entertaining now, but it won't end with this one. Oh no...

Once you've seen enough to actually know the plot of both sides even if you've never watched them (For example, I'm not big on Star Trek), you know you've heard/seen too many of 'em.

But please, have fun for yourself, I'll just be over...uh...there!

*Runs away*.

Tell me about it... Star Trek Fans are the worst...