[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Hiya, Captain Kirk!!! *salutes*
I'm Hikari, and can I just say that I love your work?
Please ignore the TCs here. They're bloated and haven't had their pepto-bismol.
-Hii

Hello Captain.
I've never been a big Star Trek fan in the past, but since I've started watching the original episodes with Captain Kirk (only on in the middle of the night), I've started to like it.

I certainly hope that you'll like it here.

Hay ladies! Thanks for the non-deluded welcome. Angelique, Kirk rocks and appreciates it when you ask him about the captain's log. LOL! Just kidding.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Greetings, Captain. I've always been more taken with Dr. McCoy (even kissed DeForrest Kelly at a con once). Permission to come aboard, sir?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Greetings, Captain. I've always been more taken with Dr. McCoy (even kissed DeForrest Kelly at a con once). Permission to come aboard, sir?

See why Star Trek is better, Jabba? Kirk always was a hit with the ladies! LOL!
Prepare to be beamed about the U.S.S. Fun-terprise, Dances with joy!

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Live long and prosper!

LOL! I don't know what you're saying Obi-Wank does with teats, but even if he could deflect one phaser, all it takes is a second one to bring him down. Even a couple of red shirts could do it! Maybe a pretty light sword could cut through the mettle of rebel or imperial pansies, but Starfleet officers are made of sterner stuff, and their could stand up to the prettiest of light wands! LOL! They wouldn't even have to raise their shields!

What was it made out of becuse there is only about 4 or 5 Metals that can stop a lightsaber and they are vary rare also the Death Star could destory the Starfleet but let us not fight becuse we both know if the Jedi and the Starfleet met they would work together

Also Obi wan used Form III: Soresu , also known as the Way of the Mynock, or The Resilience Form

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Live long and prosper!

What was it made out of becuse there is only about 4 or 5 Metals that can stop a lightsaber and they are vary rare also the Death Star could destory the Starfleet but let us not fight becuse we both know if the Jedi and the Starfleet met they would work together

Also Obi wan used Form III: Soresu , also known as the Way of the Mynock, or The Resilience Form

LOL! LOL! You're killing me! Wookieepedia to back up your delusions? I thought I was a geek! LOL! One little boy blew up the Death Star with one shot. Imagine how much easier it would be to destroy it by beaming a photon torpedo right to the reactor! If Starfleet ever met the jedis, the jedis might win because the officers and enlisted men would be doubled over laughing! Seriously, a fake religion and a fake martial art? This is gold!

[The Jabba Master]

Re: Live long and prosper!

LOL! LOL! You're killing me! Wookieepedia to back up your delusions? I thought I was a geek! LOL! One little boy blew up the Death Star with one shot. Imagine how much easier it would be to destroy it by beaming a photon torpedo right to the reactor! If Starfleet ever met the jedis, the jedis might win because the officers and enlisted men would be doubled over laughing! Seriously, a fake religion and a fake martial art? This is gold!

you realy need to get over yourself Kirk im not going to fight with you i would only be brought down to your level and you would beet me with experiance (The Rule of Argueing with an idiot) thus im not going to agrue with you till you learn to respect other Religions

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Live long and prosper!

You know those picture puzzles where they show two almost identical pictures side-by-side and you have to find the differences? I see the two of you and the only difference I can find is in the spelling. You are both Hellbound geek homers on your way to a fiery doom. I don't know if this is how geek homers flirt, but we will have none of that here.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

Re: Live long and prosper!

You know those picture puzzles where they show two almost identical pictures side-by-side and you have to find the differences? I see the two of you and the only difference I can find is in the spelling. You are both Hellbound geek homers on your way to a fiery doom. I don't know if this is how geek homers flirt, but we will have none of that here.

Yeah, well maybe if we want someone who regularly get's on her knees for Jesus, we'll ask.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Live long and prosper!

LOL! I don't know what you're saying Obi-Wank does with teats, but even if he could deflect one phaser, all it takes is a second one to bring him down. Even a couple of red shirts could do it! Maybe a pretty light sword could cut through the mettle of rebel or imperial pansies, but Starfleet officers are made of sterner stuff, and their could stand up to the prettiest of light wands! LOL! They wouldn't even have to raise their shields!

Oh god, not a Trekkie vs. a SWG argument...no please no...

Seriously, whom cares? Both shows are fictitious, and everyone likes they're own things, leave it at that.

Otherwise, 'ello, welcome to the forums.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Oh god, not a Trekkie vs. a SWG argument...no please no...

Seriously, whom cares? Both shows are fictitious, and everyone likes they're own things, leave it at that.

Otherwise, 'ello, welcome to the forums.

Let them fight. It's almost as fun as a fight between two TCs. Popcorn?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Let them fight. It's almost as fun as a fight between two TCs. Popcorn?

Well, perhaps you haven't witnessed very many of these arguments before then. It may be entertaining now, but it won't end with this one. Oh no...

Once you've seen enough to actually know the plot of both sides even if you've never watched them (For example, I'm not big on Star Trek), you know you've heard/seen too many of 'em.

But please, have fun for yourself, I'll just be over...uh...there!

*Runs away*.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Well, perhaps you haven't witnessed very many of these arguments before then. It may be entertaining now, but it won't end with this one. Oh no...

Once you've seen enough to actually know the plot of both sides even if you've never watched them (For example, I'm not big on Star Trek), you know you've heard/seen too many of 'em.

But please, have fun for yourself, I'll just be over...uh...there!

*Runs away*.

I know the plots of both pretty well. Never really liked either, but I'm more partial to Star Trek. I just find it funny to watch people fight on the internet. Speaking of, that reminds me of one of my internet mottos:

Arguing over the internet is like being in the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded.
And poo on you. More popcorn for me then.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Yeah, well maybe if we want someone who regularly get's on her knees for Jesus, we'll ask.

Excuse me? Where do you think you are, pray tell? You are a guest here on a True Christian message board! If you don't want someone who regularly... get is?... gets on her knees for Jesus, you are in the wrong place, young lady! This isn't your board, it's GOD'S, and if He wants your snotty impertinence, He will ask!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Live long and prosper!

I know the plots of both pretty well. Never really liked either, but I'm more partial to Star Trek. I just find it funny to watch people fight on the internet. Speaking of, that reminds me of one of my internet mottos:

Arguing over the internet is like being in the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still retarded.
And poo on you. More popcorn for me then.

I liken it to kittens playing with a ball of string. All you can really do is sit back and laugh. All we'd need to go now is take these kittens for neutering!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Live long and prosper!

Sweet Jesus in the morning! I go out to have a cup of coffee with the widow O'Hallahan, and I come back to this? What is it, geek week in God's favorite forum? What have we done to cause Jesus to test our faith like this?

The lot of you need to take a bath, get a job and move out of your parent's basement. Jesus does not think you're funny.