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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445
    #16
    Re: Save Me Lord

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    You clearly should have used American cheese!

    You think so? Well, I would certainly have a better chance of hitting sinners, as American cheeses, coming from America and thus being more Godly, would find the sinner like a guided missile!

    On the other hand, it is hard to throw any kind of cheese (or any other object, for that matter) in Holland without hitting a sinner.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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