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  • DisGenUse
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2010
    • 18
    #1

    Time to be serious!

    Hello everyone! Yes, some of you must have seen my other posts but I'd like to start fresh.

    You can call me Gen, I'm unsaved trash, will I change? No clue, I'll leave it to God.

    Have I gone to church before? Only for a few funerals but that's all.
    Do I believe in Jesus? Yes I do.
    Any children or wife? Nope to both.
    What's my favorite color? Blue.
    What's my favorite bible verse? Don't have one.

    Does this church have a HQ? Or is it all virtual?
    Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

    7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

    8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

    9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.
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    • hopeneverdies
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2010
      • 51
      #2
      Re: Time to be serious!

      Welcome Brother.

      You cant just leave into Our Lord busy hand's, you have to make Him notice you.
      Do your best to praise Him, get a True Christian wife, make her pop some soldiers for Jesus.

      How can anyone dont have a favourite Bible verse?

      read more of the Holy Book Brother, Jesus is waiting!

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        • DisGenUse
          Unsaved trash
          • Jan 2010
          • 18
          #3
          Re: Time to be serious!

          Mainly because I don't have a bible. I do have the Qu'ran though, seems like that same, except for the Jesus (pbuh) being a prophet and not a son part.
          Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

          7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

          8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

          9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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            • hopeneverdies
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 51
              #4
              Re: Time to be serious!

              I'll recommend you to throw that unholy book down a pit or burn it.

              Yes, I guess the same book which follows a life of a Towelhead who was a pedophile and murderer of True Christians are the same to you atheist scum

              Nothing compares to the Holy Book that Our Lord Himself wrote

              You should be banned for that remark

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                • DisGenUse
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 18
                  #5
                  Re: Time to be serious!

                  Sorry, my mistake brother.
                  I hope all terrorists die.

                  But back to my true point, I can't afford KJB so I'm going to have to stick with you all and learn a thing or two from the scriptures you all post up.
                  Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

                  7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

                  8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

                  9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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                    • hopeneverdies
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 51
                      #6
                      Re: Time to be serious!

                      That's better.

                      You'll sure learn a lot from this God blessed Forum.

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612
                          #7
                          Re: Time to be serious!

                          If you can't afford to buy a bible, go here:

                          Bible in a Year - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=45
                          KJV with Brother V
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • DisGenUse
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 18
                              #8
                              Re: Time to be serious!

                              Thank you brother for your assistance

                              However I'm getting these satanic thoughts of not wanting to read them. I mean, I can't even get myself to click on them and download it. There's just way too many.
                              Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

                              7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

                              8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

                              9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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                                • James Hutchins
                                  True Christian™
                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                   
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 29453
                                  #9
                                  Re: Time to be serious!

                                  Not very committed to finding the True God© now are you?

                                  Go to your local Baptist Church. Find the Pastor. Drop to your knees before him and pray on him with all that is inside you for a Bible.

                                  If you come up with another excuse to wimp, away, that will be enough for me.
                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: Time to be serious!

                                      Originally posted by InGenUse View Post
                                      Sorry, my mistake brother.
                                      I hope all terrorists die.

                                      But back to my true point, I can't afford KJB so I'm going to have to stick with you all and learn a thing or two from the scriptures you all post up.
                                      Why can't you afford a Bible? You own a computer don't you?

                                      Actually, the Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

                                      Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

                                      Lastly, I need to warn you that this is a Christian forum and we do not suffer fools gladly. Do you make jokes about having a bomb in your suitcase when boarding an airplane? Well you can expect the same reaction around here if you make certain types of jokes. This is not a humor website. We are as serious as the very fires of hell, so keep a respectful tongue in your head.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Cranky Old Man
                                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                          You kids get off his lawn!
                                           
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 22376
                                          #11
                                          Re: Time to be serious!

                                          Originally posted by DisGenUse View Post
                                          You can call me Gen, I'm unsaved trash, will I change? No clue, I'll leave it to God.
                                          What about your parents? Divorced I presume?
                                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                            • DisGenUse
                                              Unsaved trash
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 18
                                              #12
                                              Re: Time to be serious!

                                              Happily married I'd say
                                              Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

                                              7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

                                              8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

                                              9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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                                                • Noah Dint
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Dec 2009
                                                  • 695
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Time to be serious!

                                                  Sir,

                                                  Can you kindly inform me as to what you mean by "A whip for the ass, a bridle for the ass, and a rod on the ass. Punishment? Or pleasure?"

                                                  I do not understand.

                                                  -ND

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                                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                                       
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 22376
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Time to be serious!

                                                      Originally posted by DisGenUse View Post
                                                      Happily married I'd say
                                                      You forgot to add "and ashamed of me".
                                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                        • Bobby-Joe
                                                          Landover Security Superviser
                                                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 18405
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Time to be serious!

                                                          Originally posted by DisGenUse View Post
                                                          Hello everyone! Yes, some of you must have seen my other posts but I'd like to start fresh.

                                                          You can call me Gen, I'm unsaved trash, will I change? No clue, I'll leave it to God.

                                                          Have I gone to church before? Only for a few funerals but that's all.
                                                          Do I believe in Jesus? Yes I do.
                                                          Any children or wife? Nope to both.
                                                          What's my favorite color? Blue.
                                                          What's my favorite bible verse? Don't have one.
                                                          Friend, it is my solemn Christian duty to warn you that you are on the express buss to Hell. Please consider repentance and finding a good Baptist Church to worship our Loving Savior at before He has to kill you.

                                                          Originally posted by DisGenUse View Post
                                                          Does this church have a HQ? Or is it all virtual?
                                                          yes.

                                                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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