[True Disciple]

Re: Time to be serious!

You can call me Gen, I'm unsaved trash, will I change? No clue, I'll leave it to God.

You need to change a lot, I think, before even coming near True Christianity(tm). However, I have a very optimistic nature, and I still have hope, even for a rambling mooselimb like you!

Does this church have a HQ? Or is it all virtual?

The HQ of the Landover Baptist Church is called Heaven. If you are a True Christian(tm), you will go there when you die. The main sanctuary in this world is located in Freehold, Iowa.

Mainly because I don't have a bible. I do have the Qu'ran though, seems like that same, except for the Jesus (pbuh) being a prophet and not a son part.

Why do you muslims keep spitting (pbuh) on Jesus' Holy Name(tm)? You're not going to make many friends here that way!

And the Qu'ran is different from the Bible in that it is written by a pedophilic towelhead instead of Jesus.

[DisGenUse]

Re: Time to be serious!

Sir,

Can you kindly inform me as to what you mean by "A whip for the ass, a bridle for the ass, and a rod on the ass. Punishment? Or pleasure?"

I do not understand.

-ND

Sure Dint, it means that no matter what beating we may receive for our misdeeds, we must be happy for it as we're receiving it for our benefit so we can live respectable lives as we know what is right and wrong. Therefore really, a beating leads to a wonderful, pleasureful life.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Time to be serious!

Sure Dint, it means that no matter what beating we may receive for our misdeeds, we must be happy for it as we're receiving it for our benefit so we can live respectable lives as we know what is right and wrong. Therefore really, a beating leads to a wonderful, pleasureful life.

Thank you for that. I certainly did not understand. And if I may ask you, please refer to me as Mr. Dint, or Noah. I am sure you didn't mean any disrespect but I want to be sure you didn't mean any disrespect.

-ND

[James Dewitt]

Re: Time to be serious!

Sure Dint, it means that no matter what beating we may receive for our misdeeds, we must be happy for it as we're receiving it for our benefit so we can live respectable lives as we know what is right and wrong. Therefore really, a beating leads to a wonderful, pleasureful life.

No I think not, you some how enjoy the pain inflected upon you. Rather than learn from a message you derive pleasure from the pain.

[DisGenUse]

Re: Time to be serious!

You forgot to add "and ashamed of me".

Sorry, I hadn't realized you knew my parents.

Why do you muslims keep spitting (pbuh) on Jesus' Holy Name™? You're not going to make many friends here that way!

My dear friend, you called me a Muslim and not a Mudslime! My respect for you has risen greatly

'pbuh' means Peace be upon Him.

Thank you for that. I certainly did not understand. And if I may ask you, please refer to me as Mr. Dint, or Noah. I am sure you didn't mean any disrespect but I want to be sure you didn't mean any disrespect.

-ND

Sorry Noah! My mistake, will not happen again

No I think not, you some how enjoy the pain inflected upon you. Rather than learn from a message you derive pleasure from the pain.

Sorry Brother if you thought that was what I meant. I can assure you that in no way am I trying to say that. If it sounded like that, I'd like to apologize.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Time to be serious!

Sorry, I hadn't realized you knew my parents.

Hm, ok I have to admit you scored some points there. You will still go to hell though.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Time to be serious!

Oh yes, while I don't judge your religion, or the religion of my good friends here at the Landover Baptist Church (I don't know why you are having such troubles with them, you seem so alike) I do have a few problems with the Koran. I would really appreciate your help

2:39, �But those who reject Faith and belie Our Signs, they shall be companions of the Fire; they shall abide therein.�





3:151
We will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve, because they set up with Allah that for which He has sent down no authority, and their abode is the fire, and evil is the abode of the unjust.


3:28, Let not the believers Take for friends or helpers Unbelievers rather than believers: if any do that, in nothing will there be help from Allah



69:30-37 (The stern command will say): �Seize ye him, and bind ye him, And burn ye him in the Blazing Fire. Further, make him march in a chain, whereof the length is seventy cubits! This was he that would not believe in Allah Most High. And would not encourage the feeding of the indigent! So no friend hath he here this Day. Nor hath he any food except the corruption from the washing of wounds, Which none do eat but those in sin.�




5:38 Cut off the hands of thieves, whether they are male or female, as punishment for what they have done�a deterrent from God: God is almighty and wise.


3:85, If anyone desires a religion other than Islam (submission to Allah), never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter He will be in the ranks of those who have lost (All spiritual good).



2:282, and get two witnesses, out of your own men, and if there are not two men, then a man and two women, such as ye choose, for witnesses, so that if one of them errs, the other can remind her.



[al-Mu'minun 23:1-7] The believers must (eventually) win through,-2] Those who humble themselves in their prayers; 3] Who avoid vain talk; 4] Who are active in deeds of charity; 5] Who abstain from sex, 6] Except with those joined to them in the marriage bond, or (the captives) whom their right hands possess,- for (in their case) they are free from blame, :7] But those whose desires exceed those limits are transgressors;-


Sura 4:144: Believers, do not choose the unbelievers rather than the faithful as your friends. Would you give Allah a clear proof against yourselves?

004.056 YUSUFALI: Those who reject our Signs, We shall soon cast into the Fire: as often as their skins are roasted through, We shall change them for fresh skins, that they may taste the penalty: for Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise.

Book 38, Number 4348: Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas:
A blind man had a slave-mother who used to abuse the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and disparage him. He forbade her but she did not stop. He rebuked her but she did not give up her habit. One night she began to slander the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and abuse him. So he took a dagger, placed it on her belly, pressed it, and killed her. A child who came between her legs was smeared with the blood that was there. When the morning came, the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) was informed about it.
He assembled the people and said: I adjure by Allah the man who has done this action and I adjure him by my right to him that he should stand up. Jumping over the necks of the people and trembling the man stood up.
He sat before the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) and said: Apostle of Allah! I am her master; she used to abuse you and disparage you. I forbade her, but she did not stop, and I rebuked her, but she did not abandon her habit. I have two sons like pearls from her, and she was my companion. Last night she began to abuse and disparage you. So I took a dagger, put it on her belly and pressed it till I killed her.
Thereupon the Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) said: Oh be witness, no retaliation is payable for her blood.



Volume 5, Book 58, Number 236: Narrated Hisham's father:
Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married 'Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old.



Volume 4, Book 54, Number 525: Narrated Aisha:
The Prophet called the Salamander, a mischief-doer. I have not heard him ordering that it should be killed. Sad bin Waqqas claims that the Prophet ordered that it should be killed.



Thanks for the help! Peace be with you.