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  • #16
    Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

    Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
    Is that some weird kinda dust mite? They're filthy little critters. I am a friend of Jesus! We're *very* close.

    I do believe we have a GOD mocker on our hands!

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    • #17
      Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

      Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
      So you are saying Jesus is your wife and your housemate? Sir, are you alright? Is there someone we can call for you?

      -ND
      Jesus is always with me. He's very quite though. We're fine, thanks for askin'.
      Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

      7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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      • #18
        Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        I do believe we have a GOD mocker on our hands!
        I believe you are right.

        Atheists and their "morals"...
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          I do believe we have a GOD mocker on our hands!
          Galatians 6:7-8 "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked.
          Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

          7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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          • #20
            Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

            Get out of this God Blessed Forum, you mockering monkey!

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            • #21
              Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

              Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
              Galatians 6:7-8 "Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked.

              Galatians 6:7 (King James Version)

              Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


              Chronicles 36:16 (King James Version)

              But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.

              Try quoting the whole passage

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              • #22
                Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post

                Try quoting the whole passage
                That's not the easiest way to win arguments with non believers. We must pick and choose accordingly my brotha.
                Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

                7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                  Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                  He's very quite though.
                  quite what? Quite tough?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                    Originally posted by hopeneverdies View Post
                    Get out of this God Blessed Forum, you mockering monkey!
                    Come now brother/sister. I am neither a mockerer or a monkeyer. Will you prey with me friend?
                    Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

                    7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      quite what? Quite tough?
                      Oops. I almost blasphemeed. I meant quiet of course. My apologies brother but yes, Jesus is tough much like Chuck Norris!
                      Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

                      7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                        Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                        That's not the easiest way to win arguments with non believers. We must pick and choose accordingly my brotha.
                        Is that how you read the Bible, pick and choose ? Brother we True Christians(TM) are not cafeteria Christians, Its Gods words we are talking about. Each and every one, not just the ones you LIKE ! Boy you best get right with Jesus.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                          Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                          That's not the easiest way to win arguments with non believers. We must pick and choose accordingly my brotha.
                          Exposed self as an atheist with in post #11.

                          Don't worry, we knew at your post #1.

                          Check and mate.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                            Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                            Will you prey with me friend?
                            Interesting choice of words there, atheist.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              Is that how you read the Bible, pick and choose ? Brother we True Christians™ are not cafeteria Christians, Its Gods words we are talking about. Each and every one, not just the ones you LIKE ! Boy you best get right with Jesus.
                              No no no. One must cherry pick when battling with non believers. But when we're alone, well, you know...
                              Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

                              7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

                                Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
                                One must cherry pick when battling with non believers.
                                You are mistaking us for catholics, who invented cherry picking. We follow the entire Bible here.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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