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  • #61
    Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

    Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
    Florida is about as close as one can come to heaven! Especially this time of year. It's another day in paradise! Praise Jesus!
    You are not supposed to find Heaven on earth. You are supposed to suffer on earth, die from your suffering and earn your place in Heaven!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #62
      Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      You are not supposed to find Heaven on earth. You are supposed to suffer on earth, die from your suffering and earn your place in Heaven!
      Yes. You are correct! I've gotten a bit behind in my self-flatulation or is it flagellation? I forget but I'll get right on it! Thank you for reminding me. You are truly one of God's favored servants! Glory to God in the highest! "His eye is on the sparrow and I know he's watching me". I'm off to flatulate! Praise Jesus!
      Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

      7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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      • #63
        Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

        Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
        Yes. You are correct! I've gotten a bit behind in my self-flatulation or is it flagellation? I forget but I'll get right on it! Thank you for reminding me. You are truly one of God's favored servants! Glory to God in the highest! "His eye is on the sparrow and I know he's watching me". I'm off to flatulate! Praise Jesus!
        Why would you even bring up something do disgusting as flagellation on a Christian web site? Off to Hell with you God Mocker!

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        • #64
          Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Why would you even bring up something do disgusting as flagellation on a Christian web site? Off to Hell with you God Mocker!
          Are we not supposed to suffer excruciating physical pain as Jesus did? Is not the more the better? Doesn't God want to see, want us to prove how much that we love him?
          Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

          7. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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          • #65
            Re: Hello from Florida! Am I too close to Haiti!?

            Originally posted by SkyPoppy View Post
            Are we not supposed to suffer excruciating physical pain as Jesus did? Is not the more the better? Doesn't God want to see, want us to prove how much that we love him?

            I have severe reservations that God want's to hear about your gas problems. When you accept Jesus into your heart and become Saved(c) you have proven your love to God. Self mutilation and or refusal to use the rest room ARE not ways of showing your Love to God. Your body is a Temple of the Lord, show a little respect for both.


            1 Corinthians 6:19
            What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

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