[John Scopes]

Re: Hello

I'm such a dumdum!!!

Anyways, you should stay here, this is the BEST place on the world wide webs to worship Jesus the right way!

But if you have to go, that's OK too! I just hope you don't end up in HELL because you don't believe in Jesus the right way!


Tammi

You are a lovely young lady. I hope you are going to college, preferably to study science.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hello

You are a lovely young lady. I hope you are going to college, preferably to study science.

GROSS!!!

Science is of the Devil!

I've learned from the Pastors that all I need is my KJV 1611, my Prayer Cloths (thanks Reverend Jim!), and a pure heart and I'll be fine!

I know this girl who hung out with girls that went to San Jose State, and they made her decide to be a lesbian!

College? No thanks, I've got JESUS to show me the Way!

Tammi

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello

You are a lovely young lady. I hope you are going to college, preferably to study science.

Leave Tammi alone you monkey-touching pervert! Don't make me come find you and teach you a lesson in manners pal.

[johncarlos]

Re: Hello

You are a lovely young lady. I hope you are going to college, preferably to study science.

Go away from my topic.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

Go away from my topic.

Go away from our forum.

[johncarlos]

Re: Hello

Go away from our forum.

I can't...I'm to confused right now.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

I can't...I'm to confused right now.

How is that possible? Is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to visit this forum? If that is the case, tell him to pull the trigger please. Thank you.

[johncarlos]

Re: Hello

How is that possible? Is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to visit this forum? If that is the case, tell him to pull the trigger please. Thank you.

Yes, someone is holding a gun to my head. I call them government and they have just approved gay weddings in my country. I'm ashamed and shocked with all this as I can't understand the concept of two mans being married. I'm thinking to leave my country for good before it is mandatory to be gay. I'm just to sad right now.

[johncarlos]

Re: Hello

I can't...I'm to confused right now.

Well I'm not confused now as I think some people in this forum have a problem with being outsmarted...Better to leave.

Oh I'm an ateist playing a role here, but you already knew that, that's what you all are every day in your real lifes!

PS:I do speak and understand more than one language, 4 actualy ... How many do you speak?at least without making any mistakes?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

Well I'm not confused now as I think some people in this forum have a problem with being outsmarted...Better to leave.

Oh I'm an ateist playing a role here, but you already knew that, that's what you all are every day in your real lifes!

PS:I do speak and understand more than one language, 4 actualy ... How many do you speak?at least without making any mistakes?

One, American, Gods language!

Begone God mocking sinner!

[johncarlos]

Re: Hello

One, American, Gods language!

Begone God mocking sinner!

American isn't a language...lol...Sorry had to say this...You probably speak American English.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

Well I'm not confused now as I think some people in this forum have a problem with being outsmarted...Better to leave.

Oh I'm an ateist playing a role here, but you already knew that, that's what you all are every day in your real lifes!

PS:I do speak and understand more than one language, 4 actualy ... How many do you speak?at least without making any mistakes?

Why would an atheist be up set about homersexural marriage. After all is that not the goal of you liberal atheist God mocking sinners? To destroy the Holy sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman. To destroy all religions and have a world with out any God or moral conduct!

You did not out smart any one, you were a play thing fool. If any thing we outsmarted you, we were able to Glorify God in rebuking you.

And that is what we do, we Glorify Jesus every day.

Praise Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

American isn't a language...lol...Sorry had to say this...You probably speak American English.

Of course he does, it is God's Favorite™ language. You do know we are blessed by your persecution. It is sinners and false Christians such as yourself that further to bolster our Crusade. Come judgment day, you'll be clawing at the closed doors to Heaven, begging to get in while we pour Holy Boiling Oil© upon you to send you sliding into the depths of Hell. You're dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Remember, Jesus Loves you

[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello

I'm not here to discuss, I'm here to learn. Sorry if I've confused you but English is not my native language and so you must understand the fact that I'm not used to say God, it's different on my language and that's why I forgot to use the shift key. And as English is not my native language I also avoid to write huge posts, so there you have the reason for my short and confusing presentantion.

Best regards.

...and if they don't speak God's Favorite Language™ properly we are supposed to communicate how? I'm tired of these non-American speaking people coming in here and expecting us to bow-down to their speach challenges. It's as if they have a different word for everything in their other language. How arrogant can you get?

-ND

[johncarlos]

Re: Hello

Poe's law...But I'll give it some more fuel

I won't be a good person just because I'm afraid of what may happen to me after I'm dead, because that would be hypocrite and coward. But I'll try to be a good person because I want to. And here you have my atheism explained.

I don't care about people having religion, in fact I do believe religion is a good thing and people should be free to choose the one they believe better.

I don't know anything about the Bible.

However I do know Jesus never spoke American or English...