[Professor Bessemer]

Re: plese help me!

Just one question, though. What if I accidentally sin. Sometimes billboards along the highways are obscene, you know, and I can't help seeing because I'm not blind and I need to look at the road signs. So how would I get resaved?

actually, i lied--i mean, i sinned. i have two questions. do i have to grovel on my knees while saying the prayer, or just believe in my mind the fearsomeness of god™?

oooh, how i do judge. i'm a judgemental judging judger. do christians judge each other? is there a way to see inside someone's head through this forum and tell whether they're thinking true christian thoughts? what time is it in your area? shouldn't you be asleep like a normal hardworking american (god™ bless america)?

I would hazard a guess that this one is a rapid cycling manic depressive in the midst of near fugue manic episode.

Dear, are you off of your medication? If you are, you are more than likely on the verge of a full blown psychotic break. This will likely be accompanied by delusional thinking, auditory and visual perturbations that may degenerate into a completely dissociative hallucinogenic state.

If you have any on hand, a double dose of the strongest anti-psychotic medication you have may save your life. You should of course call an ambulance immediately as well. Good luck and may God bless you!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: plese help me!

Just one question, though. What if I accidentally sin. Sometimes billboards along the highways are obscene, you know, and I can't help seeing because I'm not blind and I need to look at the road signs. So how would I get resaved?

For myself, I would not consider it a sin to accidently behold wickedness... though a Pastor would have to verify that for me. God sees all and plans all, and if He is upset, He will let us know it. So the final word on this matter will come from Him. (You said you hear His voice...What is he saying?)

I'm truly sorry to hear about your misfortunes. I am glad you have a few books and a suitcase, at least. Many churches offer food and shelter to people in trouble. I wouldn't encourage you to WORSHIP at anything but a Baptist church, but if they're giving away some scrambled eggs and a carton of juice, anyway, I think God would understand. It will give you strength to trudge on till you find the RIGHT church.

You can look for a paperback version of the King James Bible in a thrift store. It will cost you about 25 cents, and be the biggest bargain you ever got

[2_c_da_light]

Re: plese help me!

how kind some people are! i'm sure everyone makes a few mistakes, and if i did accidentally appear to be mentally challenged, it doesn't mean Tammi can ask the devil to molest me. yes, professor, i know about the meds. currently, i can't afford them, but some day soon. i do make more than minimum wage, you see.

[Mistress Cookie]

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i know about the meds. currently, i can't afford them, but some day soon. i do make more than minimum wage, you see.

There are county programs that can help you with getting a discount on all kinds of different medications. Look under "clinic" on the "internets", and drop by some if you can't afford the call.

The good news for you is, since Mr. Obama is VERY SOON going to force all doctors to treat anyone who shows up in their offices for free, even if they don't have an appointment (leaving the bill to small business owners and those in the higher tax brackets), help is not too far off for you.

Tell us more about your past, Little One. How did you come to sink so low?

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: plese help me!

how kind some people are! i'm sure everyone makes a few mistakes, and if i did accidentally appear to be mentally challenged, it doesn't mean Tammi can ask the devil to molest me. yes, professor, i know about the meds. currently, i can't afford them, but some day soon. i do make more than minimum wage, you see.

SHUT UP!!!

You pretended to be a retarded! I CAN'T STAND IT when people pretend to be someone they aren't!

I actually felt SORRY for you because I thought God had made you a retard for some reason! Well, He'll get you!!!

But it turns out your just a LIAR! God is soooo going to send you to HELL and I CAN'T WAIT for that to happen!

Tammi

[Mistress Cookie]

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Tammi dear, for whatever reason, the Good Lord™ brought whatever-her-name-is here. This is our chance to play the Good Samaritan.

If we just got her scrubbed up and into the church and onto the medications she's interested in, why, it could be a whole different WORLD for her.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: plese help me!

Tammi dear, for whatever reason, the Good Lord™ brought whatever-her-name-is here. This is our chance to play the Good Samaritan.

If we just got her scrubbed up and into the church and onto the medications she's interested in, why, it could be a whole different WORLD for her.

Hmph! I don't like her at all, but if you say so.

I'll just do what Jesus said and ignore her cheeks!

Tammi

[2_c_da_light]

Re: plese help me!

Tell us more about your past, Little One. How did you come to sink so low?

born in an ex-communist country, of course. no worries, i'm a citizen of the good ol' US. actually, i like the idea of socialism and working together, don't you? actually, it's not really good news, since senator brown will probably tip the balance.

and how did i sink to the level of this forum? pure boredom and indignation. as someone who is easily tricked, i dislike long jokes.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: plese help me!

I'll just do what Jesus said and ignore her cheeks!

I do believe that is the True Christian™ thing to do, Sister.

This Miss Light will stumble and fall many, many, many times as she drags herself toward Salvation™. It will be a long and weary road.

(But you know, I wish there were some Pastors or Male Elders here to guide us. I could be deceived. I just keep seeing her with that ragged suitcase........ )

[Mistress Cookie]

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born in an ex-communist country, of course. no worries, i'm a citizen of the good ol' US. actually, i like the idea of socialism and working together, don't you? actually, it's not really good news, since senator brown will probably tip the balance. and how did i sink to the level of this forum? pure boredom and indignation.

Now I am not so sure that you are not indeed here to mock us. Salvation through our Lord Jesus on the cross is not a joke. God gave us His only Begotten son, and we take that sacrifice seriously around here.

I want you to get some sleep and a hot meal (and meds if you can find them) and think long and hard about your purpose here on our Godly board.

I will pray for you.

[NickBremsha]

Re: plese help me!

Salvation through our Lord Jesus on the cross is not a joke.

Sounds like Dungeons and Dragons to me... I've read through parts of this forum, and for the most part, I see hatred. You haven't convinced me yet of your 'goodwill'.

[James Hutchins]

Re: plese help me!

Sounds like Dungeons and Dragons to me... I've read through parts of this forum, and for the most part, I see hatred. You haven't convinced me yet of your 'goodwill'.

Morning Nick, why all the hatred? You state you see it yet you also breathe it out. It makes it hard to really understand you.
If you think we are mean to people, you have to understand that we get a good many God mockers, Internet trolls and other heathens here. The Devil sends these people (God does too) to test out resolve. As vicious as they are, we must rebuke them with every speck of our abilities. Sadly, I'd guess that over 50% of the new posters are trolls.
I suggest you ask some reasonable questions, you'll get reasonable responses from all members in good standing.

YIC
JH

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: plese help me!

Sounds like Dungeons and Dragons to me... I've read through parts of this forum, and for the most part, I see hatred. You haven't convinced me yet of your 'goodwill'.

Oh yes, that's right, shoot the messenger! We are here to convey the glorious Word of The Almighty. His ways are not your ways but with a promise of Eternal Life, it would be foolish not to promote and follow the Bible.

[GOD=life]

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and how did i sink to the level of this forum? pure boredom and indignation. as someone who is easily tricked, i dislike long jokes.

So you have access to the largest information network mankind has ever known and you're still bored? What's it going to take for you to not be bored??

(hint: K J V 1 6 1 1 B i b l e)