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  • agnet44
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    • Jan 2010
    • 19

    #31
    Re: Hello

    So how do I go about earning the "Punched the most queers" badge, as I know that number is rather large for myself.
    Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #32
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
      Yeah, except it's true religion. These people act like douchebags on purpose.

      Well Andy when you call us douchebags, would not not consider that a vile remark.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #33
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
        So how do I go about earning the "Punched the most queers" badge, as I know that number is rather large for myself.
        Do you often promote violence upon weaker people? Violence is not the answer that Jesus gave us.

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        • agnet44
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          • Jan 2010
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          #34
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          Do you often promote violence upon weaker people? Violence is not the answer that Jesus gave us.
          It is a badge held by Mrs. Rodgers, I'd say she is rather Godly.
          Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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          • Mrs. Rogers
            compassion personified
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #35
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
            It is a badge held by Mrs. Rodgers, I'd say she is rather Godly.
            Thank you, but believe me, you do not want to go through what I had to, in order to receive that award. Whilst out in the city one day I took a wrong turn and found myself in the midst of a Gay Pride Parade. I didn't so much punch my way out as I did strongly rebuke the writhing Homo Mass with my handbag; that I carry a hammer in my handbag is beside the point.

            Then there was the time a gaggle of elderly lezbos joined the Senior Ladies Lawn Bowls Club of which I am a member -- I found strength I never knew I had, bowling them over with my mighty balls, and following through with my handbag/hammer combo.

            As you can see, it was a matter of self-defense.
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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            • agnet44
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              • Jan 2010
              • 19

              #36
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
              Thank you, but believe me, you do not want to go through what I had to, in order to receive that award. Whilst out in the city one day I took a wrong turn and found myself in the midst of a Gay Pride Parade. I didn't so much punch my way out as I did strongly rebuke the writhing Homo Mass with my handbag; that I carry a hammer in my handbag is beside the point.

              Then there was the time a gaggle of elderly lezbos joined the Senior Ladies Lawn Bowls Club of which I am a member -- I found strength I never knew I had, bowling them over with my mighty balls, and following through with my handbag/hammer combo.

              As you can see, it was a matter of self-defense.
              I would certainly never want to come across yourself in a dark alley.
              Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22374

                #37
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by agnet44 View Post
                I would certainly never want to come across yourself in a dark alley.
                She is actually a very nice lady, as long as you stay on her good side.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • agnet44
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #38
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  She is actually a very nice lady, as long as you stay on her good side.
                  Oh I don't doubt that one bit, and I can't imagine why anyone would want to do otherwise.
                  Colossians 2:5 - For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

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