[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello Landover.

Actually, I have read the Bible. Truth is, part of the reason I'm not a Christian is that I find it lacking.

Lacking in what? Christianity, unlike those trendy religions, isn't whatever you want it to be.

Buddahism, even if it isn't totally true, at least brings peace of mind.

Until you wind up in the lake of fire, that is.

You aren't my type, anyway. I like the tough, butch girls and going by your photo, butch you ain't.

Is there some reason why a True Christian™ lady and future pastor's wife would be?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Hello Landover.

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: (Romans 1:26)


You are a vile, sinning harlot and are going against nature. You disgust me.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello Landover.

Actually, I have read the Bible. Truth is, part of the reason I'm not a Christian is that I find it lacking.

What could it possibly be lacking?

Buddahism, even if it isn't totally true, at least brings peace of mind.

I suppose for a weak minded person who needs to cling onto some chink superstitious hooey!

Even if there is no afterlife, I'll win here and now if I get that but if there is no heaven, Christians spend their entire lives all uptight and worked up over a heaven that doesn't exist. I'd call that a win for me.

How do you reconcile those two statements, Butch?

And I don't do flannel shirts and mullets are ugly. I may be a lesbian but I'm not some sad, lesbian stereotype. Truth is, the only time most people can tell I'm gay would be when me and my girlfriend show any PDA in public. Okay, so I'm not really super-femme, either; I don't do the pancake makeup and sundress and I usually just wear jeans and a t-shirt, but, hey, I'm just me.

No one cares about the ins and outs of your perverted deathstyle.

Unless you want to confess your sins like James 5:16 says to.

Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous person availeth much.

And why should the Devil scare me, anyway? No fear here, honey.

What part of being raped by a barbed 5 foot razor sharp tallywhacker daily, fails to scare one such as yourself?

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Hello Landover.

Actually, I have read the Bible.

Oh? What would you say is your least favorite Bible verse?

Truth is, part of the reason I'm not a Christian is that I find it lacking.

Now isn't that conveniently vague? Methinks it's just "lacking" the lies you'd prefer it had that would make it easier for you and your co-doomed to rationalize your deathstyle.

Buddahism, even if it isn't totally true, at least brings peace of mind.

How does something that "isn't totally true" (and is therefore patently false) bring peace? Seriously, pasta princess, is that really what you meant to say?

Even if there is no afterlife, I'll win here and now if I get that but if there is no heaven, Christians spend their entire lives all uptight and worked up over a heaven that doesn't exist. I'd call that a win for me.

Um....what (other than the entirely attainable eternal life you don't want) is the prize you have your eye on, exactly?

And I don't do flannel shirts and mullets are ugly. I may be a lesbian but I'm not some sad, lesbian stereotype.

But you are a sad lesbian, at least to those who want to give you everything you need to avoid eternity in hell.

Truth is, the only time most people can tell I'm gay would be when me and my girlfriend show any PDA in public.

("PDA in public" = redundant, but I'll let it slide) That also happens to be when people in public are able to confirm what they already suspect; that you are both damned.

Okay, so I'm not really super-femme, either; I don't do the pancake makeup and sundress and I usually just wear jeans and a t-shirt, but, hey, I'm just me.

So then what's with your choice of username (that we've seen about a thousand times so faer)?

And why should the Devil scare me, anyway? No fear here, honey.[/QUOTE]You know, don't you?

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello Landover.

Here is a picture of another person who thought she could get away with defying God......................

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello Landover.

I thought I would start off by telling you the stuff that would piss you off about me.

I'm a lesbian. I'm dating a butch, biker chick lesbian right now. I'm an atheist, but the more I learn about the philosophy, the more interested I get in Buddahism. Also, since I live in Houston TX, I helped get a lesbian elected mayor of our city. Yay for Houston!

Anyway, if any of you can get past that, we can probably get along. Sadly, I have doubts about whether of not any of you can do it.

Well hello young lady and welcome to Gods Favorite Forum™. I apologize for getting in here a bit late, I am a cinematographer and I have been busy filming a documentary about a travesty currently underway here.

Your cry for help has been heard, and Jesus sent you to us to see the Truth®. I too enjoy riding, and own two Harleys. What do you and your friend ride ?

[John Scopes]

Re: Hello Landover.

Oh good a real live lesbian ! Would you and your partner be willing to send me some DNA samples?

Another line of research I am pursuing is finding the genetic defect responsible for homosexuality. It goes so against the base mammalian instinct to breed it is a source of interest for all science, and social anthropologists.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Landover.

It is rare I am speechless. I have one 'word' for these bull dyke pasta monstrosities - Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

[Jethro]

Re: Hello Landover.

I thought I would start off by telling you the stuff that would piss you off about me.

I'm a lesbian. I'm dating a butch, biker chick lesbian right now. I'm an atheist, but the more I learn about the philosophy, the more interested I get in Buddahism. Also, since I live in Houston TX, I helped get a lesbian elected mayor of our city. Yay for Houston!

Anyway, if any of you can get past that, we can probably get along. Sadly, I have doubts about whether of not any of you can do it.

Well hello sweet thang ! All you need is a REAL MAN and you will drop that overwieght biker wannabe like a sack o taters.

I can be in Houston is just a matter of a few hours, where should we meet ?

[Spaghetti Monster]

Re: Hello Landover.

Well hello sweet thang ! All you need is a REAL MAN and you will drop that overwieght biker wannabe like a sack o taters.

I can be in Houston is just a matter of a few hours, where should we meet ?

Hah! I'd like to see you try!

You know, I find it really funny that I am refered here to as a "bull dyke." Repeatedly. Honestly, I'm much more of a lipstick lesbian.... who doesn't usually wear lipstick (if that makes any sense at all!) Bull dykes usually refer to really butch, tough lesbians who are kinda borderline men. I am -so- not that. It's funny the way you show how little you actually know about me when you say that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello Landover.

Hah! I'd like to see you try!

You know, I find it really funny that I am refered here to as a "bull dyke." Repeatedly. Honestly, I'm much more of a lipstick lesbian.... who doesn't usually wear lipstick (if that makes any sense at all!) Bull dykes usually refer to really butch, tough lesbians who are kinda borderline men. I am -so- not that. It's funny the way you show how little you actually know about me when you say that.

What is there to know? You hate God, America and everything decent so in petty revenge you are destroying yourself with that unnatural relationship with that other woman.

Sad more than anything else

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello Landover.

Honestly, I'm much more of a lipstick lesbian.... who doesn't usually wear lipstick (if that makes any sense at all!)

Very little that you say does, dear.

Bull dykes usually refer to really butch, tough lesbians who are kinda borderline men. I am -so- not that. It's funny the way you show how little you actually know about me when you say that.

Ultimately, what difference does it make? Will the devil torment you a little less if you say to him, "But, dark lord, I'm a lipstick lesbian who doesn't usually wear lipstick, not some borderline-man bulldyke"? I somehow rather doubt it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Landover.

Hah! I'd like to see you try!

You know, I find it really funny that I am refered here to as a "bull dyke." Repeatedly. Honestly, I'm much more of a lipstick lesbian.... who doesn't usually wear lipstick (if that makes any sense at all!) Bull dykes usually refer to really butch, tough lesbians who are kinda borderline men. I am -so- not that. It's funny the way you show how little you actually know about me when you say that.

Yeah, right. And my craps do not stink.

[Jethro]

Re: Hello Landover.

Hah! I'd like to see you try!

You know, I find it really funny that I am refered here to as a "bull dyke." Repeatedly. Honestly, I'm much more of a lipstick lesbian.... who doesn't usually wear lipstick (if that makes any sense at all!) Bull dykes usually refer to really butch, tough lesbians who are kinda borderline men. I am -so- not that. It's funny the way you show how little you actually know about me when you say that.

Hon ya'll are a Southerner just like me. You know what I want lipstick on sweetie.

I did not call you anything sugar, I can satisfy your friend too.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Landover.

It's funny the way you show how little you actually know about me when you say that.

Let's keep it like that. We don't want to know what you are doing with your body to break the laws of the LORD. We only care about saving your soul.