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  • GodSaveMe
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2010
    • 31

    #46
    Re: Hello Landover.

    I can get past it, because I am a true Christian. I do wish you were a Christian as well, but maybe it shall come in time.

    Anyways, darling, it is not my place to judge you, therefore I shall not. It is nice to meet you. How are you?

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #47
      Re: Hello Landover.

      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
      I can get past it, because I am a true Christian.
      Please substantiate your claim with Scripture.

      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
      I do wish you were a Christian as well, but maybe it shall come in time.
      No one cares what you wish or what you want. The world does not revolve around you.

      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
      Anyways, darling, it is not my place to judge you, therefore I shall not.
      And we have another breakthrough

      Just an hour or so on a True Christian forum does more for you than a lifetime of being raised by your morally crippled parents.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • GodSaveMe
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2010
        • 31

        #48
        Re: Hello Landover.

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        Please substantiate your claim with Scripture.


        No one cares what you wish or what you want. The world does not revolve around you.


        And we have another breakthrough

        Just an hour or so on a True Christian forum does more for you than a lifetime of being raised by your morally crippled parents.
        Where is it your place to judge me? Or my parents, who for your own sake, you'd better leave out of this.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #49
          Re: Hello Landover.

          Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
          Where is it your place to judge me? Or my parents, who for your own sake, you'd better leave out of this.
          I merely asked you to substantiate your claims about God with Scripture. You have yet refused to cite even a single verse.

          God is more important than your parents.

          I can merely extrapolate from your attitude that they would disagree with that statement.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #50
            Re: Hello Landover.

            Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll View Post
            Where is it your place to judge me? Or my parents, who for your own sake, you'd better leave out of this.
            Your parents have condemned you to hell for dragging you to a false Christian church. They obviously didn't lay on nearly enough Christian beatings.

            And as I have already pointed out, the Bible specifically commands us to judge you.

            1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • GodSaveMe
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2010
              • 31

              #51
              Re: Hello Landover.

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              I merely asked you to substantiate your claims about God with Scripture. You have yet refused to cite even a single verse.

              God is more important than your parents.

              I can merely extrapolate from your attitude that they would disagree with that statement.
              Do you not have a mommy and a daddy? Is that the basis of your cold heart?

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #52
                Re: Hello Landover.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                And as I have already pointed out, the Bible specifically commands us to judge you.
                Amen, Pastor!

                It is unbelievable that this "Christian" refused time and again to read or even cite even a single verse.

                One can only conclude that this "Christian" is somewhat fearful that the Bible does not substantiate her deluded belief system.

                We can of course take comfort in God's Word:

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • GodSaveThemAll2
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 3

                  #53
                  Re: Hello Landover.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Your parents have condemned you to hell for dragging you to a false Christian church. They obviously didn't lay on nearly enough Christian beatings.

                  And as I have already pointed out, the Bible specifically commands us to judge you.
                  I do not wish to read the lies you spread around to all of these forsaken people, pastor.

                  You are jealous of me as well. Because I am truly happy, and truly a Christian.

                  GOD BLESS YOU. You need it.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #54
                    Re: Hello Landover.

                    Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                    I do not wish to read the lies you spread around to all of these forsaken people, pastor.

                    You are jealous of me as well. Because I am truly happy, and truly a Christian.

                    GOD BLESS YOU. You need it.
                    You again?

                    We are †ruly Blessed® by your persecution of us as Dr. Life just explained to you.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263

                      #55
                      Re: Hello Landover.

                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                      I do not wish to read the lies you spread around to all of these forsaken people, pastor.
                      Yes, because that would contradict all the nonsense you've been spouting.

                      If you are afraid to read the Bible, then you're not a Christian.

                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                      You are jealous of me as well.
                      You seem to use that "argument" a lot... it works better on children than on adults who carefully researched their positions.

                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                      Because I am truly happy, and truly a Christian.
                      You keep saying you are happy. Do you know that this is something clinically depressed people do too?

                      And no, as long as you're fearful of opening the Bible, you are not a Christian. Really simple logic.

                      Originally posted by GodSaveThemAll2 View Post
                      GOD BLESS YOU. You need it.
                      We don't need your blessing, but thanks.

                      We follow the God from the Bible, not the God from a child's fantasy world in which she is the princess.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Spaghetti Monster
                        Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 67

                        #56
                        Re: Hello Landover.

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        I didn't realize, with 2 woman in the house you do of course not earn any money. Yet another reason to get cured and try to get a nice money earning man in the house.
                        Actually, we don't live together. And we're both in a position where our lives have recently been kinda shit (for seperate reasons).

                        I would think you folks would be more interested in saving money, though; the more you save, the more you can tithe, right?

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22379

                          #57
                          Re: Hello Landover.

                          Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                          Actually, we don't live together. And we're both in a position where our lives have recently been kinda shit (for seperate reasons).
                          Wouldn't you want to have a great life instead? You are only 1 book away from that. Just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible, just try it, you will be amazed by how perfect it is. Your life could be just as perfect.

                          Psalm 19:7 "The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple."
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Spaghetti Monster
                            Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 67

                            #58
                            Re: Hello Landover.

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Wouldn't you want to have a great life instead? You are only 1 book away from that. Just read the KJV1611 Holy Bible, just try it, you will be amazed by how perfect it is. Your life could be just as perfect.

                            Psalm 19:7 "The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple."
                            I've read that book. It sucks. Hard.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22379

                              #59
                              Re: Hello Landover.

                              Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                              I've read that book. It sucks. Hard.
                              Well, I must say I am impressed you did read it. I didn't expect that. Are you sure you read the proper KJV1611 version and not one of the false versions? And if you did read the proper version, I would be interested to know why you think it sucks, hard.

                              2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • SayvedByTheLord
                                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2007
                                • 3151

                                #60
                                Re: Hello Landover.

                                Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                                I've read that book. It sucks. Hard.
                                What would a Suzuki riding lesbean know about sucking ?

                                You are making Jesus cry.


                                Leviticus 26:27-29

                                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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