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  • Glados
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    • Feb 2010
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    #1

    Hi, my name is Julie.

    Hi,

    I'm a girl of 20 who is wondering about your religion. I'm not a christian myself, and probably feel that alot of what you belive in is very strange.

    But please enlighten me.

    Thank you for reading and maybe giveing me a response
  • GOD=life
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    • Jan 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

    Hi Julie, welcome to God's favorite forum!

    There is a LOT of information in this section:
    Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.


    Especially here:
    Please read this. You are our guest. We will treat you like a jewel on the cushion of our hospitality. Or maybe not.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • James Hutchins
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      • Jun 2009
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      #3
      Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

      Julie, what brings you to Landover? Do you like being a devil worshipper?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Glados
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        Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Julie, what brings you to Landover? Do you like being a devil worshipper?
        I'm not a devil worshipper, since I do not belive in the devil. Nor do I think I have the same values as the devil seems to have, I worship nothing is more me.

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        • Glados
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          #5
          Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

          But, I would like to know how beeing a Christian makes you feel? And how do you feel about us non-Christian types? Would you befriend us, or listen to us?

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          • James Hutchins
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            • Jun 2009
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            Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

            I feel full of joy and love all the time.
            I pity you non Christians, knowing you are hell bound.
            Befriend you? That is a fairly encompassing word.
            I am listening to you right now, damning yourself.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
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              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #7
              Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

              Originally posted by Glados View Post
              But, I would like to know how beeing a Christian makes you feel? And how do you feel about us non-Christian types? Would you befriend us, or listen to us?
              It's not up to us, it's up to God. The Bible is very clear on how we should treat non-believers like you.

              Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

              And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

              And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

              Wherefore, come out from among them, and be ye seperate saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

              2nd Corinthians 6:14-17
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              • Noah Dint
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                • Dec 2009
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                #8
                Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                Hi Julie!

                To answer your question...

                Who do you see doctors associating with? Other doctors! Right!
                Who do you see homeless people associate with? Other vagabonds! Right!

                Have you ever seen a cute squirrel run up to a coyote and try to play? No, he'd surely be eaten.

                Perhaps this will help to give you a clearer picture.

                -ND

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                • Glados
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                  • Feb 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                  I can see you faluty logic there mate, but I'm still just curious.
                  Do you fallow all the rules of the bible? If not all, why just some? And we all startout as non-belivers do we not?

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                    • Jun 2009
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                    #10
                    Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                    Welcome, Julie to God's Favorite Forum(tm). I see you are a 20 year old unsaved Scandinavian woman. I'd like you to know that I have a very special ministry dedicated to women just like you. It's absolutely free and all the ladies tell me they are satisfied afterwards.

                    Come make the first step towards accepting Christ in your life. Also, why don't you put a picture of yourself up as your avatar? Let us know who we are chatting with.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #11
                      Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                      Originally posted by Glados View Post
                      But, I would like to know how beeing a Christian makes you feel? And how do you feel about us non-Christian types? Would you befriend us, or listen to us?
                      The Holy Bible is very clear on this point. Unsaved trash like you is to be avoided.

                      "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
                      We listen to Jesus, not Danish whores.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #12
                        Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                        Originally posted by Glados View Post
                        I can see you faluty logic there mate, but I'm still just curious.
                        Do you fallow all the rules of the bible? If not all, why just some? And we all startout as non-belivers do we not?
                        We follow the WHOLE and entire Bible friend. That is why I wear a 100% cotton pilot suit in the summer, and a 100% wool pilot suit in the winter.

                        No mixed fibers for me!

                        Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
                        Deuteronomy 22:11
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                        • Cranky Old Man
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                          • Jan 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                          Originally posted by Glados View Post
                          faluty logic
                          Norway, isn't that the country where criminals get "locked up" in 5 star hotels? What is it like to live in a country where you can commit any crime you would like without ever getting punished for it? Do they even have Churches in Norway? Perhaps you should buy an American keyboard by the way. Your keyboard has all the keys mixed up it seems.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Glados
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                            #14
                            Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                            Hi, I see you are asking me questions. But I respect that this is not a debate forum, and would like therefore this tread to be deleted.
                            But if you can make an exception and allow me to ask my questions, that would be great.

                            And Norway is an awesome country thanks (: Sorry about the grammar, I am foreign after all.
                            Norway is a Christian state, so we have alot of Churches, some really lovely ones to.

                            But anyway, thank you for answering me.
                            Have a awesome day.

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                            • Glados
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                              Re: Hi, my name is Julie.

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              Welcome, Julie to God's Favorite Forum™. I see you are a 20 year old unsaved Scandinavian woman. I'd like you to know that I have a very special ministry dedicated to women just like you. It's absolutely free and all the ladies tell me they are satisfied afterwards.

                              Come make the first step towards accepting Christ in your life. Also, why don't you put a picture of yourself up as your avatar? Let us know who we are chatting with.
                              I cannot get a avatar up I'm afraid, since the option is not displayed on my profile

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