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  • Marie Laveau
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2010
    • 9

    #1

    New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

    Hi there.
    I found your forum whilst looking for a salvation download.
    I am almost certainly not worthy of being in your presence but only say the word and i shall be healed.

    Marie Laveau
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

    Welcome, Marie!
    I'm assuming you have your husband's permission to be here, which would be great! So tell me, what's your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend? Most important, how many little soldiers for Christ have you given to your husband so far?

    1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
    2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #3
      Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Marie!

      You can most certainly be Saved. To give you an overview, you should:
      • Surrender to God: He can't come in if you don't open the door
      • Accept Jesus Christ as your Savior
      • Read and follow the entire KJV 1611 Bible and acknowledge it's the only accurate Word of God
      • Think for yourself: don't be fooled by people who insist that the Bible is or should be corrupted

      Follow those simple steps and the rest will follow automatically.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Marie Laveau
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2010
        • 9

        #4
        Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Welcome, Marie!
        I'm assuming you have your husband's permission to be here, which would be great! So tell me, what's your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend? Most important, how many little soldiers for Christ have you given to your husband so far?

        1 Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
        2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Blessings upon you Sister Mary Maria.
        Im afraid i do not have a husband and as yet my womb had not borne any fruit. I attend the Whore of Babylon community church and my favourite bible passage is thus:

        Deuteronomy 22:20-1But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you

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        • Marie Laveau
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2010
          • 9

          #5
          Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
          Welcome to God's favorite forum, Marie!

          You can most certainly be Saved. To give you an overview, you should:
          • Surrender to God: He can't come in if you don't open the door
          • Accept Jesus Christ as your Savior
          • Read and follow the entire KJV 1611 Bible and acknowledge it's the only accurate Word of God
          • Think for yourself: don't be fooled by people who insist that the Bible is or should be corrupted
          Follow those simple steps and the rest will follow automatically.
          I will only open the front door to the lord. Im not keen on having him in my back passage
          Jesus is my saviour
          I dont have a KJV bible but i have a rather nice pop up children's bible which i received as a gift when i was 9
          I do think for myself and never listen to anybody. About anything

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263

            #6
            Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

            It appears our kind welcome was welcomed with mockery.

            Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

            But not to worry, child. Even though you are metaphorically a swine, we will pray for your Salvation. God will work His ways through this forum. You may have come here for the purpose of mocking Christians and God, but you might just leave with a little more than you anticipated.

            YIC
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Marie Laveau
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2010
              • 9

              #7
              Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              It appears our kind welcome was welcomed with mockery.

              Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

              But not to worry, child. Even though you are metaphorically a swine, we will pray for your Salvation. God will work His ways through this forum. You may have come here for the purpose of mocking Christians and God, but you might just leave with a little more than you anticipated.

              YIC
              Im sorry you feel i am mocking you, this is not my intention

              Proverbs 14:9
              Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour.


              I have not come here to mock christians. I have come here to share my love with my brothers.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                Marie, there are a lot of issues here:
                Scotland
                No KJV Bible
                Never listens to anybody. I assume you ignore men and Pastors
                Thinks for yourself

                You need to:
                Move fromm Scotland
                Get a proper Bible
                If you are young enough, you should sign up for Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women
                Read you Bible
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #9
                  Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                  Originally posted by Marie Laveau View Post
                  Hi there.
                  Hello madam. Welcome to Our Godly Forums!

                  I found your forum whilst looking for a salvation download.
                  Well, you've found it then. Salvation can be obtained here.

                  Originally posted by Marie Laveau View Post
                  Im afraid i do not have a husband
                  How old are you? Make sure you don't become an old spinster!

                  and as yet my womb had not borne any fruit.
                  I would think so, seeing that you don't have a husband.

                  I attend the Whore of Babylon community church

                  Please say the name of your church again?

                  Deuteronomy 22:20-1But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you
                  Good choice for a young lady like you!

                  Originally posted by Marie Laveau View Post
                  I dont have a KJV bible but i have a rather nice pop up children's bible which i received as a gift when i was 9
                  I do think for myself and never listen to anybody. About anything
                  You aren't a Christian then, and neither an obedient woman? That is slightly unsettling. I hope you will open your heart to God's Message(tm) during your stay on these forums.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                    Originally posted by Marie Laveau View Post
                    I attend the Whore of Babylon community church
                    Considering that the Whore of Babylon is a bad thing, I find it hard to believe that a church would take that as its name. It would be like having the Antichrist Church.

                    Though to be fair, both names would apply to the papist Roman "church".
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

                    Comment

                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #11
                      Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Considering that the Whore of Babylon is a bad thing, I find it hard to believe that a church would take that as its name.
                      Amen to that sister.

                      Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

                      Have fun in hell Marie Laveau .
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Marie Laveau
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9

                        #12
                        Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Marie, there are a lot of issues here:
                        Scotland
                        No KJV Bible
                        Never listens to anybody. I assume you ignore men and Pastors
                        Thinks for yourself

                        You need to:
                        Move fromm Scotland
                        Get a proper Bible
                        If you are young enough, you should sign up for Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Women
                        Read you Bible
                        Why is Scotland an issue? King James was King of Scotland from 1567 to 1625. My country gave you the bible you hold so dear.

                        I avoid men in case i am tempted into sins of the flesh and i see holy people as sexless

                        I have to think for myself as i dont have a husband or father to do it for me

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                        • Marie Laveau
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9

                          #13
                          Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                          Hello madam. Welcome to Our Godly Forums!

                          Thank you, its great to be welcomed

                          Well, you've found it then. Salvation can be obtained here.

                          Again, many thanks. I cant afford salvation right but with God's help i'll be able to save enough and make that purchase.
                          I just hope this brain tumour doesnt kill me before i have the cash scraped together



                          conceived outwith wedlock



                          How old are you? Make sure you don't become an old spinster!

                          Im afraid i am an old spinster. I'm 36. Perhaps i should enter cloisters and serve our lord until the rapture



                          I would think so, seeing that you don't have a husband.

                          Our Lord was conceived outwith wedlock

                          Please say the name of your church again?



                          Good choice for a young lady like you!

                          Thank you



                          You aren't a Christian then, and neither an obedient woman? That is slightly unsettling. I hope you will open your heart to God's Message™ during your stay on these forums.
                          I'm catholic. Not my choice, they get us when we are only hours old

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22373

                            #14
                            Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                            Originally posted by Marie Laveau View Post
                            I'm catholic. Not my choice
                            Of course it is your choice! Stop being a catholic today and start praying to Jesus and start reading the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible. You can save your immortal soul if you want to. Never blame others, it is your responsibility!

                            2 Timothy 3:16-17 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works."
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • exMormon
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 282

                              #15
                              Re: New poster: fallen woman, seeking salvation

                              Marie,

                              Welcome to Landover Baptist Church :-)

                              I hear you are a Catholic and that makes Jesus and I very upset. Please take a few minutes to watch this video I made about a Catholic woman from a Latin American country finding Christ. She gave up her worshipping of the saints, Mary, and the Pope and then was saved.




                              Also, please read Sister Mary Maria's story about finding salvation in Christ. Sister Mary Maria was once in your shoes, she was born in a pope worshipping family, like yourself, but was able to leave and find Christ. It's really a heart warming story.

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