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  • Carrey Filler
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    • Feb 2010
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    #1

    Hello

    I'm here to say hello to you all! I'm very bad at introductions so please feel free to ask any questions!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Carrey Filler View Post
    I'm here to say hello to you all! I'm very bad at introductions so please feel free to ask any questions!
    This is not 20 questions.

    Tell us about yourself, your church, and so on.

    God hates the lazy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Carrey Filler
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      • Feb 2010
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      #3
      Re: Hello

      My name is Carrey Filler and I'm 21 years old - still unmarried but a virgin! I would never think of breaking my celibate and I am waiting until the Lord provides me with a proper spouse.

      I attend a very small local church - the Martha Hill Baptist Church, as close as the translation gets. We are few but our bond is strong! I am very happy I joined this church because the previous one I attended was attempting to spread evil through their words and songs. I saw through it though and I luckily left!

      In my daily life I correct religious articles and write some of my own. I currently live in Europe (this is beyond my control! My parents moved from Seattle to my current hometown when I was very young. I have yet to save up money to move back) and I am disgusted by the Eurotrash, and even more disgusted by the fact that I have to live amongst them, seeming like one of them. But as far as I know I'm 100% American blood!
      I hope to move back in one or two years and find a 100% American spouse to marry.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Exactly where in Europistan do you live?

        What are some of your favorite Bible verses?

        What's your best pie?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Carrey Filler
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          • Feb 2010
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          Re: Hello

          I would prefer to keep that to myself as to avoid any bad talking about said country. I don't want to be associated by its past of sodomy as I was not born there and have no connection with it.

          My favourite Bible verse is
          Matthew 23:13 "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the kingdom of heaven in men's faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to."
          I am inspired time after time by the fire and determination of this verse. I want to live my life with the same determination and loyalty to the Lord.

          My best pie as in, the baked good?

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Carrey, why so evasive to simple questions? Are you so ashamed of the Netherlands that you could not tell us?

            What is so special about your pie that its' flavor is a secret? Certainly, someone other than you has tasted its' fruited delight?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Carrey Filler View Post
              I would prefer to keep that to myself as to avoid any bad talking about said country. I don't want to be associated by its past of sodomy as I was not born there and have no connection with it.

              My favourite Bible verse is
              Matthew 23:13 "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the kingdom of heaven in men's faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to."
              I am inspired time after time by the fire and determination of this verse. I want to live my life with the same determination and loyalty to the Lord.
              I have to say I am shocked that you claim to attend a Baptist church, but have posted a quotation from a satanic Bible. I'd like to have a word with your pastor.

              Our church is a King James Only church. If you are confused as to why that might be, please read my sermon on the subject HERE.

              What you meant to post was:

              Matthew 23:13 But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in.
              Please stick with the one TRUE Word of God when posting on our forum.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22374

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Carrey Filler View Post
                sodomy
                This forum is not here for you to discuss your filthy hobbies, it is for praising The LORD!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Carrey Filler View Post
                  I would prefer to keep that to myself as to avoid any bad talking about said country. I don't want to be associated by its past of sodomy as I was not born there and have no connection with it.
                  You can't help to be from the Nether Lands. Look at me, I was born there, but I have found Christ as well! And now I'm a True American(tm)! God cures afflictions like homosexuality, demonic possession and being Dutch.

                  My favourite Bible verse is
                  Matthew 23:13 "But woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye shut up the kingdom of heaven against men: for ye neither go in yourselves, neither suffer ye them that are entering to go in."
                  I am inspired time after time by the fire and determination of this verse. I want to live my life with the same determination and loyalty to the Lord.
                  Fixed the Bible verse for you! Please, do not bring in more quotes from satanic bibles like the NIV, we don't approve of mutilation of God's Divine Words(tm) here.

                  My best pie as in, the baked good?
                  Yes, that one. You do realize, that the second greatest honor for a woman is to be good at cooking and baking (the first being to be good at popping out future Soldiers for Jesus)?
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Aristotle
                    On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 470

                    #10
                    Misled youth

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I have to say I am shocked that you claim to attend a Baptist church, but have posted a quotation from a satanic Bible. I'd like to have a word with your pastor.

                    Our church is a King James Only church. If you are confused as to why that might be, please read my sermon on the subject HERE.

                    What you meant to post was:



                    Please stick with the one TRUE Word of God when posting on our forum.
                    Given her youth, I think that we may have to allow some forgiveness here. I have met many young people today who think that some 'liberal' translation of the BIBLE is still GOD'S WORD. Fortunately, there is Landover Baptist Church to set them straight.

                    I think the real problem is that she is 21 and her Father and Pastor have not arranged a husband for her. She should be having babies and making supper for her husband, not wasting time on the Internet. Also, she should not be allowed to go to Seattle, a city known for its atheists and homos.

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