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  • Chris Loves Christ
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    • Feb 2010
    • 9

    #1

    Hello :D

    Hey whats up Landover Baptists

    How is everyone?

    Chris here...
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hi Chris! Glad to meet you.

    What Church do you attend? What is your favorite verse from the KJV?

    How many sons have you?

    What is up with your screen name? Why did you select it?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Jeova Sanctus Unus View Post
      Hey whats up Landover Baptists

      How is everyone?

      Chris here...
      Chris, what church do you attend?

      You aren't a papist I hope.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Chris Loves Christ
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        • Feb 2010
        • 9

        #4
        Re: Hello

        I go to the New Hope Baptist Church in Dallas, TX.

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        • Chris Loves Christ
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          • Feb 2010
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          #5
          Re: Hello

          My favorite verse from the King James Version of the bible (the only version relevent, imho) is from Revelations 22:
          14Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
          15For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.



          Says right there that trash arent allowed in.


          I have no sons of yet, and I chose my screen name because it means "Jehovah is the One True God".

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          • Jed_Cassidy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 289

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Welcome, Chris! I bet it boils your blood seeing Godly Texas turn into New New Mexico.
            Matthew 7:15
            Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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            • Chris Loves Christ
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              • Feb 2010
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              #7
              Re: Hello

              Oh, yes, it makes my blood boil with the heat of a thousand suns (not that heat really comes from the sun, True Believers know heat comes from The One True God, it's just a saying).

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Hello, friend. It's always nice when Christians visit us instead of the usual atheists and papists, but why the Latin name? American is good enough for Jesus and it's good enough for us, plus it might confuse people who could mistake you for a Mary-worshipping pope lover. We can change it for you if you'd like.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Chris Loves Christ
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                  • Feb 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  You're quite right, Sister, if the American Language is good enough for Jesus it is certainly good enough for me. How about changing it to One True God? I don't know. Shall we brainstorm to figure this out? Perhaps you have a suggestion?

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Jeova Sanctus Unus View Post
                    You're quite right, Sister, if the American Language is good enough for Jesus it is certainly good enough for me. How about changing it to One True God? I don't know. Shall we brainstorm to figure this out? Perhaps you have a suggestion?
                    Well, we don't want people thinking you think you're God!

                    Hmmm. If you don't want to use your name, then how about "Praising Him"?
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Chris Loves Christ
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Oh dear, I didn't mean for that to be inferred in the slightest. How about 'Chris Loves Christ'

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                      • Chris Loves Christ
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                        • Feb 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Thank you Sister Mary Maria, my username is now perfect

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Yes it is.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Welcome to our friendly forum Chris!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Welcome, Brother! I hope you really are the True Christian(tm) you say you are!
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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