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  • St.Frans
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Hello

    Pax vobis.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #2
    Re: Hello

    That is not much of an introduction. Read the following and tell us why your master The Anti-Christ has sent you here.


    Archbishop Ussher called a meeting of the Irish bishops in his house in November of 1626, the result being the "Judgement of the Arch-Bishops and Bishops of Ireland". This begins: "The religion of the papists is superstitious and idolatrous; their faith and doctrine erroneous and heretical; their church in respect of both, apostatical; to give them therefore a toleration, or to consent that they may freely exercise their religion, and profess their faith and doctrine, is a grievous sin."
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by St.Frans View Post
      Pax vobis.
      A little odd you'd greet us with a caterlick saying. Not much of a intro.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Pyriform
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2010
        • 10

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Hello. I hope it is not a breach of etiquette to introduce myself on a thread started by another user. I am British and was brought up a Roman Catholic, but feel uncomfortable with some of their teachings. Having looked at your site I feel it is somewhat harsh, but you certainly seem to have good knowledge of the scriptures.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Pyriform View Post
          Hello. I hope it is not a breach of etiquette to introduce myself on a thread started by another user. I am British and was brought up a Roman Catholic, but feel uncomfortable with some of their teachings. Having looked at your site I feel it is somewhat harsh, but you certainly seem to have good knowledge of the scriptures.
          Normally it would be but it seems the OP abandonded hope of a good life and is going tostay a ring kissing papist.

          You seem to be smart wanting to drop the caterlick organized crime ring.
          You need to do two things. Source a KJV1611 Bible and get yourself to a proper Baptist Church. Read that Bible and pray to the one True God. If you need spiritual advice, we have a staff of highly regarded Pastors answering emails 24/7/365.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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