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  • noel
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    • Jul 2007
    • 28

    #1

    vegans are witches?!

    i recently came across what i believe was a sermon on your church's website which said that vegans are witches. i don't understand the reasoning behind saying that eating animal products qualifies me and other vegans as witches, and i would like to read some opinions and beliefs on the subject.
  • noel
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    • Jul 2007
    • 28

    #2
    Re: vegans are witches?!

    sorry, i meant to say NOT eating animal products.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: vegans are witches?!

      Originally posted by noel View Post
      i recently came across what i believe was a sermon on your church's website which said that vegans are witches. i don't understand the reasoning behind saying that eating animal products qualifies me and other vegans as witches, and i would like to read some opinions and beliefs on the subject.
      Do you have some specific questions? Which part of the sermon did you refuse to understand? I assume that you are referring to THIS sermon?

      Jesus ate plenty of meat. Vegans are not only witches, but communists as well.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Father Thomas Martin
        Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
        • Jul 2007
        • 1015

        #4
        Re: vegans are witches?!

        Oh, I thought Vegans were people who lived in Las Vegas.

        Yeah, if the Vegas folks don't repent soon, eternity ain't gonna bode to well for them...
        ACTS 5:29

        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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        • noel
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          • Jul 2007
          • 28

          #5
          Re: vegans are witches?!

          i chose not to eat meat because i don't agree with factory farming, but i dont think eating meat is wrong. i would eat meat that had been hunted or raised in humane, healthy facilities. as for dairy, i am lactose intolerant and cannot eat it. how does this make me evil?

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          • noel
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            • Jul 2007
            • 28

            #6
            Re: vegans are witches?!

            also, how does it make me a communist?

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            • Homertard
              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2007
              • 668

              #7
              Re: vegans are witches?!

              Veggies are really missing out on good food.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: vegans are witches?!

                Romans 14:2
                For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.


                We all know the after effects of eating Cabbage and the like. Jesus would not approve of such flatulence!
                Last edited by Talitha; 07-16-2007, 09:15 AM.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Father Thomas Martin
                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1015

                  #9
                  Re: vegans are witches?!

                  Remember when King Nebuchadnezzar set out the royal meat for Daniel and his friends? Well, that meat was unclean to them, so they ate vegetables and drank water for six weeks. In the end, they were healthier than the guys who ate the royal meat...
                  ACTS 5:29

                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: vegans are witches?!

                    Pastor once told me that veginans are evil.
                    It's good enough for me

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • noel
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                      • Jul 2007
                      • 28

                      #11
                      Re: vegans are witches?!

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Romans 14:2
                      For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.


                      We all know the after effects of eating Cabbage and the like. Jesus would not approve of such flatulence!



                      first of all, it says WEAK and not WITCH. Secondly, i am by no means either of those.

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                      • noel
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                        • Jul 2007
                        • 28

                        #12
                        Re: vegans are witches?!

                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                        Pastor once told me that veginans are evil.
                        It's good enough for me

                        did he also tell you that vegians was a word, because if he did he lied to you about that too.

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2026
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: vegans are witches?!

                          Originally posted by noel View Post
                          first of all, it says WEAK and not WITCH. Secondly, i am by no means either of those.
                          It's true that most Wiccans and Witches are vaginans therefore vaginians are worshippers of Satan!

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Homertard
                            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 668

                            #14
                            Re: vegans are witches?!

                            Pastor is a very strange man. Maybe he should consult a doctor?

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                            • noel
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                              • Jul 2007
                              • 28

                              #15
                              Re: vegans are witches?!

                              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                              Remember when King Nebuchadnezzar set out the royal meat for Daniel and his friends? Well, that meat was unclean to them, so they ate vegetables and drank water for six weeks. In the end, they were healthier than the guys who ate the royal meat...


                              does this mean that you do not think i am evil for my choice?

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