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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #46
    Re: vegans are witches?!

    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
    Vegans kick ass. I'm one.
    Friend, vegans may be accomplished terrorists, but how exactly can those malnourished freaks kick anyone's behind, as you so vulgarly put it? And boasting about your extreme baby-killin' skills won't get you any points, before you start.
    Originally posted by ******n View Post
    The Pancatattva Ritual is a science to transform energies to feed the Soul. This ritual refers to what are called “the five M’s”.
    You sick Catholic or Injun or whatever you are! M'ing once is sinful enough, but five times?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Goatski
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2007
      • 123

      #47
      Re: vegans are witches?!

      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
      What a load of rubbish!
      I'm warning you heathen, if you don't cease your postings of wicked blasphemy against all that which is decent and holy:
      Then you will find yourself silenced by the power of Jesus, as vested on His most Godly moderators.
      In plain American: Your worthless hide will be put on moderation.

      And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
      Hebrews 9:27

      I am the LORD: that is my name:
      And my glory will I not give to another, neither my praise to graven images.
      Isaiah 42:8

      There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire,
      Or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
      Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
      Deuteronomy 18:10-11

      As you can plainly see here, your worthless ideas contradict the truth of the Holy scriptures and violate the LORD's commandments!
      Repent!
      Nothing you posted contradicts the great message form the Great White Lodge of Ascended Masters. I am a priest. All great prophets were priest who worked in the ninth sphere with the sacred mercury. None of them spilled the Cup of Hermes. And following their example I too will begin the work with the metals in the forge of Vulcan.

      I advise you get in touch with your own divine monad instead of intellectually approaching the Word of God in a dogmatic fashion. You need to develop the superlative objective supra-conscious intuition of the Being.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #48
        Re: vegans are witches?!

        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post

        Vegans kick ass. I'm one.
        Eat some meat and potatoes with gravy
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #49
          Re: vegans are witches?!

          Originally posted by Goatski View Post
          Nothing you posted contradicts the great message form the Great White Lodge of Ascended Masters. I am a priest. All great prophets were priest who worked in the ninth sphere with the sacred mercury. None of them spilled the Cup of Hermes. And following their example I too will begin the work with the metals in the forge of Vulcan.

          I advise you get in touch with your own divine monad instead of intellectually approaching the Word of God in a dogmatic fashion. You need to develop the superlative objective supra-conscious intuition of the Being.
          Allright.. there can be no more doubt about it. The confused ramblings.. The constant lying and perversion of truth..
          We have a clear case of demon possession on our hands.

          I rebuke you in the name of Jesus, demon! Get thee behind me satan!
          Leave this man!
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #50
            Re: vegans are witches?!

            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
            Eat some meat and potatoes with gravy
            Are you this intolerant towards everyone's beliefs?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • stealtfc
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jun 2007
              • 151

              #51
              Re: vegans are witches?!

              *snorts* Wow, one of you realized how intolerant another is? *gasp* i never could have guessed that any of you are intolerant. Stupid cattle.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #52
                Re: vegans are witches?!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                Are you this intolerant towards everyone's beliefs?
                Who me, intolerant?

                I was just thinking that if he ate a hearty potroast dinner with all the fixings, then maybe he'd be normal like other people

                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #53
                  Re: vegans are witches?!

                  Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                  I was just thinking that if he ate a hearty potroast dinner with all the fixings, then maybe he'd be normal like other people
                  This is the difference between Anglicans and Christians. We recommend that sinners should let Christ into their lives; you apparently recommend that they should eat potroast with all the fixings. Still, I suppose the two are not entirely unrelated, I've known strange things happen to people who've been without potroast for too long. Would you care to elaborate on your "salvation via potroast" scheme? Perhaps you could find room in there for a nice healthy steak as well.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #54
                    Re: vegans are witches?!

                    Originally posted by stealtfc View Post
                    *snorts* Wow, one of you realized how intolerant another is? *gasp* i never could have guessed that any of you are intolerant. Stupid cattle.
                    And that's supposed to be your idea of tolerance?
                    Way to show these people an example.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • Loser_seed
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 293

                      #55
                      Re: vegans are witches?!

                      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                      Eat some meat and potatoes with gravy

                      The only meat I like is from people.

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                      • Sista Lateefah
                        Honorary White Woman.
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 522

                        #56
                        Re: vegans are witches?!

                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                        The only meat I like is from people.
                        So you is a cannibal? Typical liebral. Maybe you should get with Rachael and her wickedan friends and join in on they baby eatin' contests.
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                        "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                        • Loser_seed
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 293

                          #57
                          Re: vegans are witches?!

                          Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
                          So you is a cannibal? Typical liebral. Maybe you should get with Rachael and her wickedan friends and join in on they baby eatin' contests.

                          Well, I don't really eat people. There's only one pice of meat I like from people. And it does not come off.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #58
                            Re: vegans are witches?!

                            He's just making references to his bisexuality. But seriously, I have strong doubts that any self-respecting male would let him touch their 'meat' (aka tallywhacker). Hmm, there's an idea. Volunteer to go to prison, Lunar! You'll be someone's boytoy in no time!
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843

                              #59
                              Re: vegans are witches?!

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                              This is the difference between Anglicans and Christians. We recommend that sinners should let Christ into their lives; you apparently recommend that they should eat potroast with all the fixings. Still, I suppose the two are not entirely unrelated, I've known strange things happen to people who've been without potroast for too long. Would you care to elaborate on your "salvation via potroast" scheme? Perhaps you could find room in there for a nice healthy steak as well.
                              Well, I'm not sure that this is exactly salvation via potroast, but at my Parish we sure do know good food when we taste it.

                              The parish ladies who love to cook know how to fix a buffet spread every Sunday morning that would pop your eyeballs, soooo delicious! Directly after the Eucharist (last of which we have received the Holy Communion) we enjoy Coffee Hour in the building next door (which has a big industrial-sized kitchen) and out on the patio in nice weather.

                              We also prepare fabulous roast turkey with trimmings and gravy, and ham and prime rib of roast beef for holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.

                              And by the way, I happen to like my beef rare, like Pastor Zeke does, dripping with juice, yummmy! --

                              -- How about you, Brother T, do you like rare steak and prime rib too?
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #60
                                Re: vegans are witches?!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Well, I hope you enjoy burning in a lake of fire while demons forcefeed you goose liver, baby seal steaks, and steamed tiger penis. Eternity can seem really long down in hell...
                                Blechh!!! Who would eat that?? No one would eat that. I know that you think your 'hell' is full of torture, but what on Earth inspired you to think of something that horrible??
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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