[noel]

Re: vegans are witches?!

It's true that most Wiccans and Witches are vaginans therefore vaginians are worshippers of Satan!

vegians is NOT a word! just because all wiccans and witches are vegans or vegetarians, that does not mean that all vegans and vegetarians are wiccans and witches.

i am not a wiccan or a witch. i believe that they are both silly superstitions.

[Talitha]

Re: vegans are witches?!

vegians is NOT a word! just because all wiccans and witches are vegans or vegetarians, that does not mean that all vegans and vegetarians are wiccans and witches.
i am not a wiccan or a witch. i believe that they are both silly superstitions.

Well, you can't be a True Christian™ then because you are a Vaginan.
Tell me, what brings you here?
Can I introduce you to my friend Jesus Christ who died so bravely for your Sins?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: vegans are witches?!

So you're saying if you're from Virginia, then you're hellbound?

VAGINIANS IS NOT A WORD!!!!!

It's "Vegans," and they aren't evil.

[noel]

Re: vegans are witches?!

i came here because i came across a sermon from your church calling me a witch and i wanted to hear some opinions and beliefs about the subject.

i would be willing to hear your ideas about jesus, but if you think that being a vegan means that i could never be a christian, then i guess i am a lost cause to you, because i will always be a vegan.

[Talitha]

Re: vegans are witches?!

So you're saying if you're from Virginia, then you're hellbound?

VAGINIANS IS NOT A WORD!!!!!

It's "Vegans," and they aren't evil.

So now you're sticking up for Witches and Wiccans!

Might have known, coming from YOU.

[Homertard]

Re: vegans are witches?!

Haha, Vegans evil? what next? No wait, you can't grow your hair long cuz it's bad for the ladies! hahaha!!!

[noel]

Re: vegans are witches?!

So you're saying if you're from Virginia, then you're hellbound?

VAGINIANS IS NOT A WORD!!!!!

It's "Vegans," and they aren't evil.

thank you! are you a catholic priest? if so, it looks like these people think we are both pretty evil.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: vegans are witches?!

And if you think "Vaginian" is a word, how can I trust you to be right on anything?

[Talitha]

Re: vegans are witches?!

i came here because i came across a sermon from your church calling me a witch and i wanted to hear some opinions and beliefs about the subject.

i would be willing to hear your ideas about jesus, but if you think that being a vegan means that i could never be a christian, then i guess i am a lost cause to you, because i will always be a vegan.

We are always here 24/7 to offer people Salvation.
The Bible says It's right that people eat the fat of the Calf.

Think about it, people in Biblical times ate as the Lord Commanded and lived hundreds of years.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: vegans are witches?!

1. People couldn't eat meat until after the Flood came.
2. Right before the Flood, God decided to stop the trend, and set a person's maximum lifetime at 125 years...

[Talitha]

Re: vegans are witches?!

The only person who could eat Greens and not worry about flatulence was God himself:
Isaiah 16:11
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

[noel]

Re: vegans are witches?!

The only person who could eat Greens and not worry about flatulence was God himself:
Isaiah 16:11
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

are you saying that it is wrong to eat greens at all?

also, i have the same amount of flatulence as anybody else. in a related subject, it has been proven that red meats increase your chances of getting colon cancer exponentially. not to say that eating meat is wrong.

[Talitha]

Re: vegans are witches?!

are you saying that it is wrong to eat greens at all?

also, i have the same amount of flatulence as anybody else. in a related subject, it has been proven that red meats increase your chances of getting colon cancer exponentially. not to say that eating meat is wrong.

Well, It's obviously not completely natural and that's why God lets you know it by making your body emit bad odours.

As far as Cancer goes, that only applies if Jesus hates you.

"A simple rule of thumb is that if it doesn’t live in a barn, or at least come out of something that lives in a barn, it probably isn’t worth eating".

[noel]

Re: vegans are witches?!

those "odors" are your body's ways of expelling gases such as methane (which is produced no matter what you eat) and that is all!

are you trying to be ironic, or do you really believe the things you are saying?

[Talitha]

Re: vegans are witches?!

those "odors" are your body's ways of expelling gases such as methane (which is produced no matter what you eat) and that is all!

are you trying to be ironic, or do you really believe the things you are saying?

I believe in the Bible, Jesus Christ and America.

Amen