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  • No Secrets Victoria
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 80
    #1

    It's all about HIM!

    While I wish to introduce myself, I must make it clear that I do so only because THE LORD has allowed it. I am at the foot of Jesus, learning to be all that HE wants me to be. When I speak it is only after I hear GOD whisper in my ear. "Lay down your broom and go speaketh, woman" and so I am here with HIS blessings.
    PRAISE THE LORD!

    1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
    King James Bible
    Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445
      #2
      Re: It's all about HIM!

      Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
      When I speak it is only after I hear GOD whisper in my ear. "Lay down your broom and go speaketh, woman" and so I am here with HIS blessings.
      PRAISE THE LORD!
      You were a witch once? Well, we can only praise Jesus for reaching your heart and making you repent of your evil!

      Could you please tell a little more about yourself? To which church do you go? Does your husband know that you are posting here? Does "no secrets" include bedroom secrets of you and your husband?
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: It's all about HIM!

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          You were a witch once?
          Either that, or she's given up on her housework.

          What church do you go to, sweetheart?

          God bless you.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • No Secrets Victoria
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 80
              #4
              Re: It's all about HIM!

              I was a filthy, self-righteous, do-as-she-pleases-atheist, when GOD spoke directly to me.
              I was attempting to do my chores with a happy heart, and he admonished me for cutting corners. "you can't sweep your filthy sins under the carpet" and "feed your husband more than Pasta everynight" I didn't want to hear it, being the filthy scum I was, and I wept from the unfairness of it all.

              After I cleaned house, properly this time, I made my husband a meal that befit his standing. He is served meat now. Meat for the head of our home. I had feared he would take advantage of the GODLY change in me, but he was full of praise. "Thank God, no more Pasta. And I wife who will never refuse my advances again"

              My husband is happy, and I am happy to serve him, and HIM.

              Praise the LORD for saving me and making me worthy of eternal salvation.

              Amen.
              King James Bible
              Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                • Rachel Sue
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 52
                  #5
                  Re: It's all about HIM!

                  Praise the Lord, sister! God works in mysterious ways, does he not?

                  How many little soldiers for Christ have you been blessed to bear, Sister?
                  The KJV 1611. Read It. Learn It. Love It. LIVE IT.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269
                      #6
                      Re: It's all about HIM!

                      PRAISE THE LORD

                      It is always good to meet a fellow sister in Christ who knows the importance of her roll.


                      We should get together and share recipes! Do you know how to make a good pie crust
                      Drama queen

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: It's all about HIM!

                          What church does your husband take you to?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • No Secrets Victoria
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 80
                              #8
                              Re: It's all about HIM!

                              Dear Sister's in Christ, my heart is full of joy to know that amongst the sluts and whores, god-fearing women CAN BE FOUND!
                              The LORD did bless my husband and I with 2 sons. THey are very obedient, as THE LORD demands, and my husband and his belt maketh sure!

                              Sue, I no longer buy the commercially prepared crusts because they have been made in factories where heathens work and gossip. Remember all that ungodly behavior taints EVERYTHING it comes into contact with.
                              I believe Betty Crocker was a good Christian woman, and I have prepared many a pure meal for my husband, using her recipe book. Praise GOD for Betty Crocker. Amen?

                              Pastor, I have not been to the Church my husband frequents. GOD told him that I must first get our house in order:

                              "Behold, mine house is a houseoforder, saith the Lord God, and not a houseof confusion                              ."

                              My place, at least for now is keeping house. When THE LORD says so, I will join the pious and righteous in worship, and I shall sit behind my husband wearing a modest dress and a grateful heart.
                              King James Bible
                              Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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                                • Cranky Old Man
                                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                  You kids get off his lawn!
                                   
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 22373
                                  #9
                                  Re: It's all about HIM!

                                  Originally posted by No Secrets Victoria View Post
                                  My place, at least for now is keeping house
                                  Why just "for now"?
                                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                    • No Secrets Victoria
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 80
                                      #10
                                      Re: It's all about HIM!

                                      I say for now because I do not know what the LORD has planned for me.
                                      I have prayed to GOD that I can get out of here, to do HIS work in saving souls. I would like to be a warrior for GOD, like Sarah Palin.
                                      If it be HIS WILL. Of course.
                                      King James Bible
                                      Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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