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  • twistoffate
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Hello everybody

    Hi there, I am an Australian. I've joined this forum to open my mind to new religions and ways of thought and ways of believing in God.

    I hope to learn something from my interactions on the forum.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello everybody

    There are no new ways, just the right way..
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • No Secrets Victoria
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 80

      #3
      Re: Hello everybody

      Welcome foreigner. You will find the one and only authenic religion here. Use your King James Bible for guidance. Do not "open your mind to new religions" outside of Chritianity. An open mind is a playground for the Devil.
      King James Bible
      Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #4
        Re: Hello everybody

        Originally posted by twistoffate View Post
        Hi there, I am an Australian. I've joined this forum to open my mind to new religions and ways of thought and ways of believing in God.

        I hope to learn something from my interactions on the forum.
        Welcome friend! Are you a True Christian™ yet? If you aren't, have you heard of God's Wonderful Plan of Salvation™ before?
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Hello everybody

          Originally posted by twistoffate View Post
          Hi there, I am an Australian. I've joined this forum to open my mind to new religions and ways of thought and ways of believing in God.

          I hope to learn something from my interactions on the forum.
          Friend, there is only one way to believe in God, and that is by worshiping His only begotten son Jesus, who suffered and died temporarily on the cross at Calvary for my sins.

          John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

          Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

          I hope you'll read THIS thread for new posters such as yourself. It offers a good overview of what we're about.

          Were you by any chance amoung the crowds when we brought our Ministry down to Austria a couple of years ago?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22380

            #6
            Re: Hello everybody

            Originally posted by twistoffate View Post
            Hi there, I am an Australian.
            That can be fixed.

            I've joined this forum to open my mind to new religions and ways of thought and ways of believing in God. I hope to learn something from my interactions on the forum.
            What you can learn here is that there is only one right way. All other ways are wrong.

            Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

            Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

            Why you should pray: Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Jed_Cassidy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 289

              #7
              Re: Hello everybody

              Welcome, foreigner! I must say, your English is coming along pretty well. You can hardly detect any residual German!
              Matthew 7:15
              Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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              • TheLordSavedMe
                A young lady servicing the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 579

                #8
                Re: Hello everybody

                Why did you call yourself Twist Off Ate? That's a weird name.

                Welcome to our forums anyways! This is a great place to learn to LOVE JESUS!


                Tammi


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                Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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