Yet another atheist come to repent!

[Icelandic Atheist]

Ok, the title was just to lure you in.

I'd like to introduce myself, starting off I'm a ~20 years old male, I have never believed even though in my family there are priests, ministers and an bishop. Guess I may just be rebelling, but then again, it's good for your lungs.

I'm from Iceland, which should actively excite all of you seeing as you wish me dead, hell, you even pray that my whole country be wasted.

[Psss, if I prayed, I'd pray for your souls and that you changed your violent ways and be saved from the illness which controls your actions, for you do not act, in my opinion as rational human beings ought to.

But I don't, you know, being an atheist at heart and all].

Here is what activities I enjoy:

Drinking.

Smoking [a little of this, a little of that].

Lying.

Mocking.

Communicating [a favorite of mine ].

Fornication.

Fiction [such as.. ;D]

Football.

Debating/arguing with people from a different background then myself, trying to show them the way [Can't be bothered to list more].

And that, the last one, is why I'm here.

And so I say.. bring it on

[James Hutchins]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

Son, we do not wish anyone dead. We wish they would open their hearts to Jesus and their mids to God.

All of your 'activities are only good for a life of sadness followed by a painful death.

Unless you open your heart, there is little to say.

[Icelandic Atheist]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

Son, we do not wish anyone dead. We wish they would open their hearts to Jesus and their mids to God.

All of your 'activities are only good for a life of sadness followed by a painful death.

Unless you open your heart, there is little to say.

Oh come on, you wish Iceland be hit by tsunami, fall victim to volcanoes or other such natural disasters. You even have a prayer thread.

As for the activities, some of those are just filler but don't go spreading the word.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

We want the heathen eskimoes of iceland to be washed clean, be it by tsunami or by the blood of Jesus.

Son, it is our duty to spread the Word(c).

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

Dear foreigner, we have only love and compassion for the unsaved. Sometimes we rebuke and our manner may seem harsh, but like loving parents, we are obliged to reprimand you, the unsaved and filthy.

Won't you join us, the pious?

Will you turn your life over to JESUS CHRIST, son?
You will be BLESSED, and an ETERNITY spent at the feet of GOD, (and everyone here!) will be yours.

[Icelandic Atheist]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

It would be nice to enter the warm embrace of our lord..



.. peace upon your frail minds and may kindness enter your hearts.

[grantedgrace]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

It would be nice to enter the warm embrace of our lord..



.. peace upon your frail minds and may kindness enter your hearts.

My friend, I pray that you give God a chance. I have not fire in my heart, I have love. Love for God, for His grace, love for the world that He gave to us. And that love is something we all can share. Please, give Him who gave you life a chance. I think you may find that His word is great, and it is good, and it has many answers to questions you may have.

[No Secrets Victoria]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

Yes, the LORD is loving, and his embrace gentle
HE is compassion personified. Trust the LORD!


King James Bible-
Exodus 12:12 For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

It would be nice to enter the warm embrace of our lord..

That's why Jesus has called you here, to His favorite church. Will you let go of your savage eskimo hatred and let Him wash you in His blood?

.. peace upon your frail minds and may kindness enter your hearts.

Why the hate? Did your squaw burn the seal guts this morning and ruin your breakfast?

You will never find a kinder group of True Christians(tm) anywhere on earth. All we want at Landover Baptist is for you to repent of your eskimo perverted lifestyle and accept Christ as your Savior(r). You won't find any hatred here.

[grantedgrace]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

That's why Jesus has called you here, to His favorite church. Will you let go of your savage eskimo hatred and let Him wash you in His blood?





Why the hate? Did your squaw burn the seal guts this morning and ruin your breakfast?

You will never find a kinder group of True Christians™ anywhere on earth. All we want at Landover Baptist is for you to repent of your eskimo perverted lifestyle and accept Christ as your Savior®. You won't find any hatred here.

Pastor Ezekiel, this young man has grown up knowing no other way of life. Is it not up to us to try and guide him to the word of God? You say you do not hate, but yet you put him down...I think he simply needs to be shown the love of God, and for us to pray for him to see the light, and he will change his devil ways. I do not attempt to know much of Iceland, however I can imply that they have no God, is it a lost cause? Is this why you belittle this young man? I ask because I do not know.

[Icelandic Atheist]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

That's why Jesus has called you here, to His favorite church. Will you let go of your savage eskimo hatred and let Him wash you in His blood?

Why the hate? Did your squaw burn the seal guts this morning and ruin your breakfast?

You will never find a kinder group of True Christians™ anywhere on earth. All we want at Landover Baptist is for you to repent of your eskimo perverted lifestyle and accept Christ as your Savior®. You won't find any hatred here.

1. Does God say yours is his favorite church in the Bible ? If so, where ? If not, why do you claim that ?

2. Never tasted seal meat and I forgot breakfast this morning.

3. If yours is the kindest group of True Christians™ then I'm not sure if I'd want to meet the rest, no offense.

4. Eskimos are given their name due to their country and habitat, which is Greenland [actually the worlds largest island], where very, very few of them live in Igloos. I live in a house, you may have heard of such wonders.

5. I will find no hatred here ? Maybe not, but I sure can find discrimination and claims to the false.

Pastor Ezekiel, this young man has grown up knowing no other way of life. Is it not up to us to try and guide him to the word of God? You say you do not hate, but yet you put him down...I think he simply needs to be shown the love of God, and for us to pray for him to see the light, and he will change his devil ways. I do not attempt to know much of Iceland, however I can imply that they have no God, is it a lost cause? Is this why you belittle this young man? I ask because I do not know.

One of the very few, reasonable people on this forum, for that I salute you. I am not interested in finding God, I'm willing to believe in an undefined, higher power though, for science and logic may explain much but it can not explain every single thing.

I believe in the theory of evolution, I believe in the big bang theory, I'm a believer of logic.

I believe people should be able to discuss/debate/reason without receiving infractions.

[True Disciple]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

I'm from Iceland, which should actively excite all of you seeing as you wish me dead, hell, you even pray that my whole country be wasted.

Of course we are not excited. We've grown used to gibbering eskimoes on these forums by now. It's getting everyday business.

Here is what activities I enjoy:

Drinking.

Smoking [a little of this, a little of that].

Lying.

Mocking.

Communicating [a favorite of mine ].

Fornication.

Fiction [such as.. ;D]

Football.

Debating/arguing with people from a different background then myself, trying to show them the way [Can't be bothered to list more].

So to conclude, you enjoy annoying other people and making Baby Jesus cry. Is that correct?

This is not a debate forum. Please find another place to annoy people. We are here to worship Our Lord, not to try to talk sense into stupid eskimoes.

Oh come on, you wish Iceland be hit by tsunami, fall victim to volcanoes or other such natural disasters. You even have a prayer thread.

Yes, of course we do. It is the Christian Way of praying for other people, you might notice that King David prayed in the same way. We do not pray that because we hate you, we pray that because we want God to bring His Justice to this earth.

1. Does God say yours is his favorite church in the Bible ? If so, where ? If not, why do you claim that ?

We are the only church we ourselves are aware of where the entire Bible (KJV) is followed to the letter, including the less nice parts. Can you show us another church where people do that?

2. Never tasted seal meat and I forgot breakfast this morning.

A hungry stomach makes people uneasy and irritable. Maybe that's why you are not making sense at the moment.

3. If yours is the kindest group of True Christians™ then I'm not sure if I'd want to meet the rest, no offense.

Well, in fact we may well be the only group of True Christians(tm), coming to think of it...

4. Eskimos are given their name due to their country and habitat, which is Greenland [actually the worlds largest island], where very, very few of them live in Igloos. I live in a house, you may have heard of such wonders.

Do not lie. We have provided abundant proof on this forum about the general lifestyle of your people. You don't fool us with this.

5. I will find no hatred here ? Maybe not, but I sure can find discrimination and claims to the false.

What on earth are you talking about?

I am not interested in finding God

Then what are you doing here? Why don't you go find an atheist forum where you can worship Richard Dawkins?

I believe in the theory of evolution, I believe in the big bang theory, I'm a believer of logic.

There's a lot of belief required for that silliness. Next thing you'll tell me will be that you believe in gravity and a round earth as well. There is no Biblical Proof whatsoever for any of these theories.

I believe people should be able to discuss/debate/reason without receiving infractions.

No, you're wrong. As I said, this is a worship forum. If you do not intend to worship, you risk infractions.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Yet another atheist come to repent!

Does God say yours is his favorite church in the Bible?

Don't you think if God would disagree He would have struck us down by now? Stop second guessing God's judgment!