[Brother Enoch]

Re: Not bloody funny!

I’ve been banned for life from at least 20 forums about religion!

Here you go, some excellent and appropriate scripture. And it's not from Psalms or Revelation!

Proverbs 26:11

11As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Not bloody funny!

Don't throw Psalms at me, for Mary's Virginity's sake!!!
I did no wrong to you.
Psalms are too violently holy, or too holy violent, whichever.
Psalms define David as a beast of a king.
His worst is Psalm 23.
"Yahweh is his shepherd", I don't care!
He LIED in writing and song!
It wasn't Yahweh that protected him: he had an army of over a MILLION conscripts!!
He was surrounded by enemies from every side.
David went to hell, did you know that?
You stop throwing wicked Psalms at me, for Mary Mother of God's Virginity's sake, sake!
It is criminal to hurt somebody who never did a wrong to you!
Burn a KJV once a year, and Jesus will bless you, I'm sure.

That's why I do love them Cathreliks, they are so darn pleasant! You have a Good Day.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Not bloody funny!

Don't throw Psalms at me, for Mary's Virginity's sake!!!
I did no wrong to you.
Psalms are too violently holy, or too holy violent, whichever.
Psalms define David as a beast of a king.
His worst is Psalm 23.
"Yahweh is his shepherd", I don't care!
He LIED in writing and song!
It wasn't Yahweh that protected him: he had an army of over a MILLION conscripts!!
He was surrounded by enemies from every side.
David went to hell, did you know that?
You stop throwing wicked Psalms at me, for Mary Mother of God's Virginity's sake, sake!
It is criminal to hurt somebody who never did a wrong to you!
Burn a KJV once a year, and Jesus will bless you, I'm sure.

So do you believe in God or not? You are really contradicting yourself.

Anyway, if you are interested in seeing a nice side of a Bible, why don't you read a series of poems I wrote about the Good Book? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19311

[blasf2]

Re: Not bloody funny!

Don't throw Proverbs at me, James! I warn you, gently, at first.
That Proverb is idiotic [don't you have anything more friendly, in Mary's Perpetual Whatnot!].
It is evil text - Proverbs 31:6,7.
Go read it and understand!
Create friends, not enemies.
[It's one of the twelve beatitudes of Buddhism.]

[Petal]

Re: Not bloody funny!

[It's one of the twelve beatitudes of Buddhism.]

we not wants them satanick boodist bootitudes, Mr.blasf2! so there!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Not bloody funny!

Don't throw Proverbs at me, James! I warn you, gently, at first.

It's Enoch, not James. So... no Proverbs, Psalms or Revelation. How are you with Malachi?

Malachi 2:3
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces

[True Disciple]

Re: Not bloody funny!

Hey, I've noticed you've finally managed to get yourself banned. I already thought you were trying to set a record here, it seemed that you were trying to insult us as much as you could, and when that failed, started threatening to set our houses on fire. Congratulations, you must be really proud of yourself. Idiot.