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  • Quinn
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 2

    #1

    greetings

    my name is jason
    i was born on a commune where we were taught of the lord and the joy of hard labor. at 14 we are sent into the world to work for the sinners and send back whatever money we make to the church for the glory of god. i found this site on this machine of satan of which i shall not touch. that's why i dictate all this to my slave boy toby. being a slave and of a lesser race he will be condemed to the fires of hell anyway. i spend my days worshipping His glory, and my nights converting all manners of sinners, sometimes forcefully. well i best be off it's time to give myself 40 lashes before bed and lock up toby in his cage.
  • La-la-la-loser
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2010
    • 12

    #2
    Re: greetings

    I respect your honesty. Good work Jason

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: greetings

      Originally posted by Quinn View Post
      my name is
      jason
      i was born on a commune where we were taught of the lord and the joy of hard labor. at 14 we are sent into the world to work for the sinners and send back whatever money we make to the church for the glory of god. i found this site on this machine of
      satan
      of which i shall not touch. that's why i dictate all this to my slave boy
      toby
      . being a slave and of a lesser race he will be
      condemed
      to the fires of hell anyway. i spend my days worshipping His glory, and my nights converting all manners of sinners, sometimes forcefully. well i best be off it's time to give myself 40 lashes before bed and lock up
      toby
      in his cage.
      Thanks ever so much for stopping by. The hippie commune you live in is not the path to Jesus. I suggest you put away your foolish ideas and get right with Jesus.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #4
        Re: greetings

        I can recognize a lunatic fringe cult when I see it. Are you Catholic?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • No Secrets Victoria
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 80

          #5
          Re: greetings

          You have a "slave boy" called Toby?
          You nasty homosexual!


          Pray to the LORD that he leads you to a good Christian woman, in JESUS NAME. Amen.
          King James Bible
          Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

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