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  • #16
    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    Yes, indeed. I humbly stand corrected.

    A blessing that I can stand now, after I fell off my chair laughing earlier.

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    • #17
      Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

      Originally posted by Still Undead View Post
      Yes, indeed. I humbly stand corrected.

      A blessing that I can stand now, after I fell off my chair laughing earlier.
      I feel you are not taking us seriously enough.
      The Infraction I just gave you was a token of my True Christian(tm) Love in the hope that you find Jesus soon.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • #18
        Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

        Alas, I come to know the folly of my ways too late.

        But I prayed and repented.

        Bless the infraction I received, for it is now a part of me always.

        Whenever the evil spirit of mirth comes upon me, I shall always remember the admonition and turn from it.

        By the way, I am female.

        Awesome Amen, forever and ever.

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        • #19
          Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

          Originally posted by Still Undead View Post
          By the way, I am female.
          Do you have your husbands permission to be here?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #20
            Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

            I believe we Brits are the most rip-roarin Bible bashing, botherers of the great almighty himself (mmm hmm praise be).

            My hero and BRITISH pastor Angus MacLeay makes Pat Robertson look like Boy Georges soggy old spunk rag.
            Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).

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            • #21
              Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

              Originally posted by London_via_Landover View Post
              I believe we Brits are the most rip-roarin Bible bashing, botherers of the great almighty himself (mmm hmm praise be).

              My hero and BRITISH pastor Angus MacLeay makes Pat Robertson look like Boy Georges soggy old spunk rag.
              I find it interesting you seem to know all about this 'Spunk Rag' business. And a brit, Bible illiterate? Goodness me, you people can barely speak and spell, it is a wonder you have not passed the way of the dodo bird.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #22
                Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

                If you could be at my brother's baptizin of the first of next month I would be happy to die tommorow.
                Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).

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                • #23
                  Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                  Originally posted by London_via_Landover View Post
                  By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

                  If you could be at my brother's baptizin of the first of next month I would be happy to die tommorow.
                  With a offer like that, I'd really like to be there but being it is impossible to get decent food on your pitiful isle, I'll have to pass at the opportunity.

                  I'll pray your brother is being baptized a Christian.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                    Originally posted by London_via_Landover View Post
                    By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.
                    You are not a nice person.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #25
                      Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                      I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

                      Perhaps you could help me spread it?

                      I feel so ashamed!

                      I blame my mother, she was a liberal.
                      Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).

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                      • #26
                        Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                        Originally posted by London_via_Landover View Post
                        I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

                        Perhaps you could help me spread it?

                        I feel so ashamed!

                        I blame my mother, she was a liberal.
                        I have no doubt you want to spread something, I was unaware you toothless brits called the AIDS "love". No wonder the mooslimes are over running your country. You guys are lamer than the french.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                          Originally posted by London_via_Landover View Post
                          I've gotta lotta love to give CoM
                          I highly doubt that.

                          I blame my mother
                          You should be ashamed of yourself. If your mother didn't already kill herself she would do it now.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #28
                            Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                            Originally posted by Still Undead View Post

                            If it be a sin to be full of mirth, I throw myself upon the mercy of heaven.
                            It is not a sin to be full of mirth (generosity, laughter, gladness and goodwill) it's why are you feeling the emotion of mirth.

                            Has a sinner just died a horrible, bloddy death in front of you?? You should feel mirth.

                            When we are all at the feast of Christ in heaven watching sinners get annally raped and blood squirting all over everybody's faces as we True Christians laugh and laugh, drunk on wine praising God for the terrors he has put the sinners thru. That is a call for experiencing mirth.

                            However, if you see a True Christian, crying at the side of the road because his Cadillac has just gotten a flat tire; that is when Christ wants us to feel compassion and sympathy and reach out and help our Brother or Sister and perhaps slip them a quick few hundred dollars to ease their misery.

                            Are you starting to understand the difference friend?

                            Welcome to Landover.

                            YIC

                            Deaner

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                            • #29
                              Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              With a offer like that, I'd really like to be there but being it is impossible to get decent food on your pitiful isle, I'll have to pass at the opportunity.

                              I'll pray your brother is being baptized a Christian.
                              The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.
                                And then there's this stuff:



                                Not sure if food, or STD in a can?

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