[Still Undead]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Yes, indeed. I humbly stand corrected.

A blessing that I can stand now, after I fell off my chair laughing earlier.

[Talitha]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Yes, indeed. I humbly stand corrected.

A blessing that I can stand now, after I fell off my chair laughing earlier.

I feel you are not taking us seriously enough.
The Infraction I just gave you was a token of my True Christian(tm) Love in the hope that you find Jesus soon.

[Still Undead]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Alas, I come to know the folly of my ways too late.

But I prayed and repented.

Bless the infraction I received, for it is now a part of me always.

Whenever the evil spirit of mirth comes upon me, I shall always remember the admonition and turn from it.

By the way, I am female.

Awesome Amen, forever and ever.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By the way, I am female.

Do you have your husbands permission to be here?

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I believe we Brits are the most rip-roarin Bible bashing, botherers of the great almighty himself (mmm hmm praise be).

My hero and BRITISH pastor Angus MacLeay makes Pat Robertson look like Boy Georges soggy old spunk rag.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I believe we Brits are the most rip-roarin Bible bashing, botherers of the great almighty himself (mmm hmm praise be).

My hero and BRITISH pastor Angus MacLeay makes Pat Robertson look like Boy Georges soggy old spunk rag.

I find it interesting you seem to know all about this 'Spunk Rag' business. And a brit, Bible illiterate? Goodness me, you people can barely speak and spell, it is a wonder you have not passed the way of the dodo bird.

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

If you could be at my brother's baptizin of the first of next month I would be happy to die tommorow.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

If you could be at my brother's baptizin of the first of next month I would be happy to die tommorow.

With a offer like that, I'd really like to be there but being it is impossible to get decent food on your pitiful isle, I'll have to pass at the opportunity.

I'll pray your brother is being baptized a Christian.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By golly gosh Mr Hutchins, you are a reglar son of a bitch.

You are not a nice person.

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

Perhaps you could help me spread it?

I feel so ashamed!

I blame my mother, she was a liberal.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

Perhaps you could help me spread it?

I feel so ashamed!

I blame my mother, she was a liberal.

I have no doubt you want to spread something, I was unaware you toothless brits called the AIDS "love". No wonder the mooslimes are over running your country. You guys are lamer than the french.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I've gotta lotta love to give CoM

I highly doubt that.

I blame my mother

You should be ashamed of yourself. If your mother didn't already kill herself she would do it now.

[Deaner]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

If it be a sin to be full of mirth, I throw myself upon the mercy of heaven.

It is not a sin to be full of mirth (generosity, laughter, gladness and goodwill) it's why are you feeling the emotion of mirth.

Has a sinner just died a horrible, bloddy death in front of you?? You should feel mirth.

When we are all at the feast of Christ in heaven watching sinners get annally raped and blood squirting all over everybody's faces as we True Christians laugh and laugh, drunk on wine praising God for the terrors he has put the sinners thru. That is a call for experiencing mirth.

However, if you see a True Christian, crying at the side of the road because his Cadillac has just gotten a flat tire; that is when Christ wants us to feel compassion and sympathy and reach out and help our Brother or Sister and perhaps slip them a quick few hundred dollars to ease their misery.

Are you starting to understand the difference friend?

Welcome to Landover.

YIC

Deaner

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

With a offer like that, I'd really like to be there but being it is impossible to get decent food on your pitiful isle, I'll have to pass at the opportunity.

I'll pray your brother is being baptized a Christian.

The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.

And then there's this stuff:



Not sure if food, or STD in a can?