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  • #1

    Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    Greetings Y'all.

    I do hope you like my adaptation of your Southern Drawl. Probably too much watching the Gospel Channel and Pastor Steven L. Shelley. I'm actually from the Godless hole that goes by the name of England, where sin is overpowering salvation, and whores wonder the streets by night, and teach our beautiful children by day in our schools of satan!

    I am enternally greatful that some wonderful God fearing folk have started up this forum, where the truely saved can stand and watch the rest of this hateful planet be judged and sodomised by the lord of hellfire, from the eternal safety of god's cloud.

    5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.

    May God destroy the following:

    Rotherham
    The Queen
    MTV
    Rock and/or Roll
    the Scouse accent

    Praise be

    Bruce
    Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).
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    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    Please get sober for your next posting.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

      "Bruce", that is a Homer name, isn't it? You a pitcher or catcher, boy?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

        Originally posted by London_via_Landover View Post
        Greetings Y'all.

        [...]

        May God destroy the following:

        Rotherham
        The Queen
        MTV
        Rock and/or Roll
        the Scouse accent

        Praise be

        Bruce
        I’m not at all sure that Rotherham should be destroyed:
        Country star Dolly Parton will jet into South Yorkshire to launch a scheme she devised to improve children's literacy.
        The American singing legend set up the Imagination Library in her native East Tennessee to encourage youngsters to read more. Her songs put forward Christian spiritual elements, like faith and prayer, but Parton has never been one to get specific with theology. She told Larry King in a 2003 interview that, while she is very spiritual, "I wouldn't say that I'm religious. I grew up in a very religious background. … I trust God, I love God, and I love the thoughts of it. Even if there was no God, I'd prefer to believe it, because I prefer to believe in something greater than we are. It takes all of the pressure off of you. You don't have a bunch of ego problems."
        Perhaps you have something against Godly singers from Tennessee?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

          Bruce is a good strong WASP name, before homoz and rock musicians raped it of it's manlyness.

          The only thing that penetrates me is Jesus' love.

          Rotherham needs a hell of a lot more than a brief stopover from the queen of wholesome country music to be saved from damnation.

          I'm sober now BTW. Havn't touched the firewater for 6 months.
          Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).

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          • #6
            Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

            Son, we are not Protest-ants, we are Baptists.

            I see you lost your lame attempt at faking a southener and are now going injun. You bipolar?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

              Lord Save me. I'm a man possessed
              Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).

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              • #8
                Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                I’m not at all sure that Rotherham should be destroyed:Perhaps you have something against Godly singers from Tennessee?
                Hi. I am also new to this forum.I may be new to the forum but I have experience of the village known as Rotheram. It is a lawless and Godless place and would posibly benefit from destruction so it may rise from the the ashes and be reborn as a better place.
                Go with Christ.
                Days never finished. Massa got me working.
                Someday Massa set me free....

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                • #9
                  Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

                  I see you lost your lame attempt at faking a southener and are now going injun. You bipolar?
                  I'm not Bi nothin?
                  Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).

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                  • #10
                    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    "Bruce", that is a Homer name, isn't it? You a pitcher or catcher, boy?
                    I thought they were all named Mark, Rick, or Steve.

                    Um, not that everybody named Mark is one.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                      "Bruce", that is a Homer name, isn't it? You a pitcher or catcher, boy?
                      I believe he pronounces it "Bruthe." A florist, if I had to guess... Probably sits down to pee.

                      Although it's hard to tell British fags from normal Brits... The entire lot of them fall under the purview of I Corinthians 6:9:

                      Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,


                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • #12
                        Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                        I believe you are generalising there. Not everyone in England is a doughnut puncher. infact it's a very small minority. That may dissapoint you if you are planning a trip to England. And remember, America is only a country made up of Europeans who ran away.
                        Days never finished. Massa got me working.
                        Someday Massa set me free....

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                        • #13
                          Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                          Originally posted by J. Mengele View Post
                          America is only a country made up of Europeans who ran away.
                          Escaped would be more like it.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                            Forgive this wretch, for I have found much drollness in this thread.

                            Special mention to the blessed wit of Cranky Old Man, James Hutchins and the OP himself.

                            If it be a sin to be full of mirth, I throw myself upon the mercy of heaven.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                              Originally posted by Still Undead View Post
                              Forgive this wretch, for I have found much drollness in this thread.

                              Special mention to the blessed wit of Cranky Old Man, James Hutchins and the OP himself.

                              If it be a sin to be full of mirth, I throw myself upon the mercy of heaven.

                              There is nothing at all funny in this Thread.
                              The Worship of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is no laughing matter

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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