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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932
    #31
    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.
    Well, unless you do a reach-around to your mouth. Still, that's only protein.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #32
        Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        Well, unless you do a reach-around to your mouth. Still, that's only protein.
        I hear that scat play is somewhat responsible for all the dental stain across the pond. Perhaps it is also what is keeping them alive.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263
            #33
            Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

            Originally posted by J. Mengele View Post
            And remember, America is only a country made up of Europeans who ran away.
            They left because they were persecuted for being Christian. Then they founded a Christian nation and kicked out the English. Fast-forward to 2012 and everyone refers to the UK as the USA's lapdog.



            YIC
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #34
                Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                The only food one can get in "Great" Britain is Raped in the Anus. And that is not food at all, really.
                I thought they called that "Toad in the Hole" now.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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