[BelieverInGod]

Re: This cant be real

You don't like my hat?

Brother, it's a fine hat. Did you kill the beaver yourself?

[Brother Enoch]

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Brother, it's a fine hat. Did you kill the beaver yourself?

With my bare hands, m'lady.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: This cant be real

Brother, it's a fine hat. Did you kill the beaver yourself?

Please Sister. You know how the pastors don't want us to use sexual code words like "hat" in this forum. As it is we have enough problems with the unsaved seeing double meanings in what we say.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: This cant be real

Please Sister. You know how the pastors don't want us to use sexual code words like "hat" in this forum. As it is we have enough problems with the unsaved seeing double meanings in what we say.

Forgive me brother. I was innocently speaking of the beaver fur that Brother Enoch is wearing in his photograph. Sometimes I forget about the secular worlds way of turning perfectly Godly English words into perverted code.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: This cant be real

OK seriously are all you people real or is this some kind of joke?
I mean the pictures of all of you come on!! you people dont really exist do you?

Well, I jist had ole Cleevon pull on my weave and Lawd it hurt like hell..proof I is real as dey come!

[Aristotle]

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Are you real?

I am real and Landover Baptist Church is real.

Hell is real and if you don't want to go there you better get right with JESUS.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: This cant be real

I mean the pictures of all of you come on!! you people dont really exist do you?

Just because the good Lord made you last in the ol' looks department don't mean you gotta take your anger out on us good God-fearin' folks, ok?

[VoiceOfReason5]

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I think this person is on drugs...

I like the last pic. Science is evil!

Excuse me while I slowly drag you into the Dark Ages. I think you would like that.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: This cant be real

I would like nothing more than to have lived in the wonderful Middle Ages, when Christianity reigned supreme, heretics were routinely put to death, and sinners were cast out from society.

They weren't the dark ages. I tell you, the worse thing to ever happen in human history was the Renaissance/ "Enlightenment"!

Amen, brother!

[Jedediah]

Re: This cant be real

I can produce a valid birth certificate, if that's what you're asking. That's more than can be said for certain uppity negroes in this country.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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I would like nothing more than to have lived in the wonderful Middle Ages, when Christianity reigned supreme, heretics were routinely put to death, and sinners were cast out from society.

They weren't the dark ages. I tell you, the worse thing to ever happen in human history was the Renaissance/ "Enlightenment"!

Ah yes... you hark back to a time when Western Christianity was strictly the domain of Catholics and the evil of the Protestant Reformation had to be birthed from very loins of Satan... I guess you have a good point about those days.

It's not too late for you to give up this oddball cult of back-hoe Baptwitism and join the Church that was there and running the show during the glory years of Christianity... we could use a few good men but you would do too.




Bless you, my closet Catholic,
Father Mo

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: This cant be real

OK seriously are all you people real or is this some kind of joke?
I mean the pictures of all of you come on!! you people dont really exist do you?

I resent the implication that I do not exist based on my extreme ugliness.

[BelieverInGod]

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I resent the implication that I do not exist based on my extreme ugliness.

Oh Sister, you're not ugly. You're a good Godly plain! You literally blend in with the wallpaper. Better that then a harlot!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: This cant be real

Ah yes... you hark back to a time when Western Christianity was strictly the domain of Catholics and the evil of the Protestant Reformation had to be birthed from very loins of Satan... I guess you have a good point about those days.

It's not too late for you to give up this oddball cult of back-hoe Baptwitism and join the Church that was there and running the show during the glory years of Christianity... we could use a few good men but you would do too.




Bless you, my closet Catholic,
Father Mo

I don't need to travel back to the sicko days of Catholicism father. I just want to go far enough that I could live in that community John Calvin started