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  • sanity_of_mind
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 13

    #1

    This cant be real

    OK seriously are all you people real or is this some kind of joke?
    I mean the pictures of all of you come on!! you people dont really exist do you?
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: This cant be real

    Originally posted by sanity_of_mind View Post
    OK seriously are all you people real or is this some kind of joke?
    I mean the pictures of all of you come on!! you people dont really exist do you?
    I'm here.
    I'm as real as Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior.
    You think I would bother making all of these Posts if I were not real?

    Worshiping The Lord and being a True Christian™ is no laughing matter.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: This cant be real

      What's wrong with my picture boy?

      OK, I once fell on my face as a kid, but I'm in good company.

      Genesis 17:3
      And Abram fell on his face: and God talked with him
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • sanity_of_mind
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        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2010
        • 13

        #4
        Re: This cant be real

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        I'm here.
        I'm as real as Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior.
        You think I would bother making all of these Posts if I were not real?

        Worshiping The Lord and being a True Christian™ is no laughing matter.

        So these are all your real pictures? You all really look like this?

        Wow Im telling all my friends they gotta check this out this is like watching deliverance an being able to talk to the characters

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: This cant be real

          Originally posted by sanity_of_mind View Post
          OK seriously are all you people real or is this some kind of joke?
          I mean the pictures of all of you come on!! you people dont really exist do you?
          The pictures of us? This is the Jr. staff of the Church I went to when I was a kid.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: This cant be real

            Did you think that this was the Turing test?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #7
              Re: This cant be real

              I think this person is on drugs...

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: This cant be real

                Originally posted by sanity_of_mind View Post
                So these are all your real pictures? You all really look like this?
                Don't be silly. My avatar is from a painting in our Church's vestibule of on one of Freehold's founders.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22899

                  #9
                  Re: This cant be real

                  Mine was taken a few years back
                  sigpic


                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: This cant be real

                    Mine is of the perfection I wish to obtain. DH does not want me to post my photo on the web.
                    Drama queen

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: This cant be real

                      Originally posted by sanity_of_mind View Post
                      OK seriously are all you people real or is this some kind of joke?
                      I mean the pictures of all of you come on!! you people dont really exist do you?
                      Son, of course I exist. Are you on drugs or something?
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #12
                        Re: This cant be real

                        Friend, I am the senior pilot for Landover AirJesus and my avatar is indeed a picture of me. Some of the members here use their real photos, and some don't. But I can assure you that we are all KJV 1611 Bible Literalist True Christians™ or my name isn't Aaron Beverley Portway!

                        I would never accuse you of not being a real person, so what makes it OK for you to come here to OUR forum and accuse us of being phony? I think you owe God and all the members here an apology!
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                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: This cant be real

                          You don't like my hat?

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                          • Father Maurice Lester
                            Ring-kissing Papist dog
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3366

                            #14
                            Re: This cant be real

                            Originally posted by sanity_of_mind View Post
                            ...Im telling all my friends they gotta check this out this is like watching deliverance an being able to talk to the characters
                            Indeed my child indeed.

                            The sad truth is that these sustenance farmers and shopping cart repairmen are seriously intent on destroying the Bible and bringing Christianity a bad name through a combination of hate inspired anti-Catholicism and even-numbered chromosome challenged dogma that would fit right in with the "Squeal like a Pig" crowd.

                            One look at the bile they spew towards the Holy Roman Church tells you right away how little they follow the path of love, forgiveness and compassion that Jesus walked... the same path every Catholic Priest walks as per his promise to God.

                            I would love to stay and chat but I must run off to Germany to clean up some masterpieces that have picked up a smudge or two.



                            Bless you, my observant onychophagist,
                            Father Mo





                            A Cardinal in the making.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #15
                              Re: This cant be real

                              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                              I would love to stay and chat but I must run off to Germany to clean up some masterpieces that have picked up a smudge or two.
                              So this will be the third parish you have been assigned to in the past five years Father Mo?

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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