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  • BakerOfPies
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    • Mar 2010
    • 9

    #1

    Searching for Salvation

    Hello everyone! I am a 26 year old businesswoman, and have just started now to notice (after lurking on this forum especially!) that I have strayed off the True path. I have joined this forum in hopes of preventing myself from aeternal damnation, and accepting Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. Unfortunately, living where I do, it's very difficult to find a good man who can show me the way.

    So for now, I have this forum.
  • Sister Christian1
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    • Mar 2010
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    #2
    Re: Searching for Salvation

    Welcome sister!

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    • Petal
      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 991

      #3
      Re: Searching for Salvation

      Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
      I have joined this forum in hopes of preventing myself from aeternal damnation, and accepting Jesus Christ as my lord and savior.
      this for you if you be true --->

      Originally posted by Sister Christian1 View Post
      Welcome sister!
      an this for you if you not be true

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      • TheLordSavedMe
        A young lady servicing the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 579

        #4
        Re: Searching for Salvation

        Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
        Hello everyone! I am a 26 year old businesswoman, and have just started now to notice (after lurking on this forum especially!) that I have strayed off the True path. I have joined this forum in hopes of preventing myself from aeternal damnation, and accepting Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. Unfortunately, living where I do, it's very difficult to find a good man who can show me the way.

        So for now, I have this forum.
        Hi Baker of Pies!

        Where is Grand Cayman? Is it like the Grand Canyon? I know I could just Google it, but I wanted to welcome you first!

        What is your name? Just your first name is OK, I know the internet is a bad place to tell people your whole name, that's how they get you and steal all your money!

        Are you married? How did you get a business, did your father die and leave it to you? Your avatar picture is reallly dark, but you look cute anyways!

        Tammi


        Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
        Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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        He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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        • BakerOfPies
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          • Mar 2010
          • 9

          #5
          Re: Searching for Salvation

          Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
          Hi Baker of Pies!

          Where is Grand Cayman? Is it like the Grand Canyon? I know I could just Google it, but I wanted to welcome you first!
          It's a small Caribbean Territory which has Parliamentary representation and respects the crown of the UK. We are south of Godless Cuba, west of pagan Jamaica, and east of Catholick Cozumel (Mexico), making us about 450-500 miles south of Miami, FL. I was born in the United States though, in the Godless NYC area. This is why I believe I need the most help, and quickly. My soul has been tainted.

          Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
          What is your name? Just your first name is OK, I know the internet is a bad place to tell people your whole name, that's how they get you and steal all your money!
          Gisela

          Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
          Are you married? How did you get a business, did your father die and leave it to you? Your avatar picture is reallly dark, but you look cute anyways!
          Unforutunately, not married. I built my own business while a desperate college student and ignored the teachings of Jesus Christ. I feel shameful for what I've done, but now am doing what I can for salvation.

          Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
          Tammi
          Nice to meet you Tammi!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Searching for Salvation

            What kind of pies are popular in the Grand Canyon?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • BakerOfPies
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              • Mar 2010
              • 9

              #7
              Re: Searching for Salvation

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              What kind of pies are popular in the Grand Canyon?
              Maybe you should jump down there and check!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22893

                #8
                Re: Searching for Salvation

                Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                [...]Your avatar picture is reallly dark,
                Tammi
                I thought that too and was reminded of 2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

                I therefore asked Jesus to shine a light on it. and He did.

                Anyhoo, Grand Cayman - isn't that filled with tax avoidance schemers people who are careful with money? If say, oh, someone from Iowa wanted to have a secure place for a little under $800,000 in used notes, are you the sort of person who could advise that sort of person?
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • BakerOfPies
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                  • Mar 2010
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                  #9
                  Re: Searching for Salvation

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Anyhoo, Grand Cayman - isn't that filled with tax avoidance schemers people who are careful with money? If say, oh, someone from Iowa wanted to have a secure place for a little under $800,000 in used notes, are you the sort of person who could advise that sort of person?
                  So long as it wasn't to imbezzle money(which the good Lord would definitely be against), investing it through a fund in the Cayman Islands would be a wonderful way to "diversify" your assets.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Searching for Salvation

                    Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
                    Maybe you should jump down there and check!
                    Ever been to Hicksville, NY?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • BakerOfPies
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                      • Mar 2010
                      • 9

                      #11
                      Re: Searching for Salvation

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Ever been to Hicksville, NY?
                      Long Island area, correct? I can count on my hand the number of times I've been on Long Island.

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                      • Nathan B. Forrest
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                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 394

                        #12
                        Re: Searching for Salvation

                        Originally posted by BakerOfPies View Post
                        Long Island area, correct? I can count on my hand the number of times I've been on Long Island.

                        That's good....LI is a preview of the hell and damnation the Lord has waiting for unbelievers.

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