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So I'm just wondering, being new here. What are the things that will get you banned from this site??
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Why are you planning on getting another notch in your keyboard.Originally posted by ColorBlind89 View Post
You trolls are all alike.Drama queen -
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Being an atheist.Comment
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Mmmm no not really, I just didn't find any rule. And I'm no atheist so. I was just wondering if someone could tell me the rules around. I mean for some reason this is the introduction forum. Sorry If I offended you in any sort of way.Originally posted by BelieverInGod View PostComment
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Fixed. Also porn and shock sites.Originally posted by John Hansen View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Denying Godly truths, such as the fact that Christ is the Lord, Evilution is a FARCE, Harry Potter is a one way ticket to Hell, Gays are not born that way, you can't be saved by anything other than Grace®, denying that capitalism is anything other than the best things since Jesus Christ, etc.Comment
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Please read this thread.Originally posted by ColorBlind89 View PostPsalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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We live by the Holy Bible King James Version 1611 here. We don't have any "rules" of our own, only the ones that God laid out for us in his Holy Word.Originally posted by ColorBlind89 View PostComment
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May I suggest adding the rule that mentioning being banned more than 2 times per day is reason to get banned?
The playing-the-victim act is borderline pathetic.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Oh thanks, they should put it in the introduction forum, because I didnt found anything like this, or sending it your mail. Thank you again.Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
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Its nice to see you here too!Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
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This is great! I love list threads. I'll start:
- Threatening to kill your pastor.
- Outrageous blasphemy (threatening Jesus OR especially the Holy Ghost)
- Suggesting others perform illegal acts.
- Disgusting pornography.
- Willfully disobeying a pastor.
- Willfully disobeying an infraction.
- 16000 infraction points.
- Spam. Porn. Disgusting 4chan memes. Potty mouth.
- Lying to Jesus.
- Crude user names. JesOS-7 is finely tuned with an obscenity filter and will ban many users before they ever are even approved, due to stupid names like Natas666 or Fap2Jebus.
- Sounding insincere.
I'm probably missing a lot, but I'm starting to get tired. I'm going to go take a nap.
This thread should be made a stickie, but should add (post to this thread to get banned).Comment
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I should add this little point, although it should be pretty obvious. Anything that could result in you getting banned here would likely also make your chances of salvation VERY slim. Getting banned from here would mean you are on the fast bus to Hell. If you get banned from here you better take a step back and look at your life and ask yourself "Am I serving the one, true living God?".Comment
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1. Glorifying abominations
2. Heresy.
3. Advocating anything that might disturb God's Established Order.
4. Being a woman and posting without responsible male permission
5. Questioning God's Word.
6. Asking what might get you banned.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Sorry for all the posts.
Here is a link to our Rule Book, incase you don't already have one.
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