Well hello.

[Varg Vikernes]

I figured a hello to this forum was in order.

I am Varg Vikernes. Glad to meet your acquaintances.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Well hello.

You had better change your tune, friend. The clock is ticking...

[Bearer_of_Christ]

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It is true. This one has the name of a heathen.

Have you accepted Jesus, our Lord and Savior, as your personal savior, or are you a follower of the Satanic old filth-gods of the Scandinavian rock music cultists?

I am in serious doubt as to why you would come to such a joyous place as this if you are indeed a heathen.

[Varg Vikernes]

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People should know who I am, I will leave it at that. I have come simply to have some meaningful, peaceful friendly discussion.

[Nobar King]

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What's with the panda face?

Are you some kind of furry?

[Nurse Clampett]

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People should know who I am, I will leave it at that. I have come simply to have some meaningful, peaceful friendly discussion.

You have the screen name of a convicted murderer.

[Varg Vikernes]

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What's with the panda face?

Are you some kind of furry?

I am lost... What is a furry?

You have the screen name of a convicted murderer.

I don't know what you are implying but I am indeed the man known as Varg Vikernes, a.k.a. Burzum. Also this man was plotting to torture me and kill me... so I did a simple... honor killing... if you will.

To defend his honor, y'see.

[Jedediah]

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ, this man is a devil rocker! Like KISS (Knights in Satan's Service), RUSH (Rulers under Satan's Hand), and AC/DC (Anti-Christ / Demon Child) before him!

I'd say we have some serious evangelizing to do if we are going to mold this young man in the form of Michael W. Smith. I firmly believer Mr. Berzerker is here because the LORD brought him here so that we may show him True Truth™. We shall shape as a Divine Implement with which to spread the Good News to the Odin-worshipping Norse.

You have come to the right place, Berzerker. With our guidance, a front-to-back reading of the Bible (KJV 1611), and little time in the prayer closet, you have everything you need to become a True Christian™ and spread the Gospel to your hellbound countrymen.

[Varg Vikernes]

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None of the bands you mentioned are even Satanic.

Nor is Burzum, mmkay thanks.

Also I am fine with my pagan roots.

[Jedediah]

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II Samuel 22:50
Therefore I will give thanks unto thee, O LORD, among the heathen, and I will sing praises unto thy name.

I Chronicles 16:23-25
Sing unto the LORD, all the earth; shew forth from day to day his salvation.
Declare his glory among the heathen; his marvellous works among all nations.
For great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised: he also is to be feared above all gods.


Psalm 18:49
Therefore will I give thanks unto thee, O LORD, among the heathen, and sing praises unto thy name.

You may not realize it yet, but you are here because of Divine Purpose. There are those desiring to hear the Gospel, but they don't know what it is and they will not know unless we teach them. I think you are one of these people, as evidenced by your failure to rebuke the false gods of your homeland or own up to using your talents as tools of the Devil (good Christian music just does not sound like that).

If you were to die tonight do you know for certain that you would have a home in Heaven? We can share with you from the Bible (KJV 1611) how you can go to Heaven, would you like that? We are going to one of two places in eternity. I want to go to Heaven, which place do you want to go? It does not really matter what I believe, or what you believe, or what any other person believes. What really matters is what the Bible says you need to do to go to Heaven.

Once you accept Christ as your personal LORD and Savior, you will be in a unique position to praise His Name among the heathens, per the Scripture above. Your music will become more upbeat and positive - a worthy vessel for spreading the WORD to the godless Scandinavians. Then we'll take that sideways Cross on your flag and turn it right-side up! I'm off to the prayer closet right now to talk with Jesus about your role in His Divine Plan.

James 5:20
Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

[eternallysaved]

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Well, Vage, I personally find your posturing quite ridiculous and I encourage you to go suck taproot and neglect basic hygene elsewhere.

[Euronymous]

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Varg stabbed me to death.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Varg stabbed me to death.

If only that were true, dear.

[True Disciple]

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Varg stabbed me to death.

There is no Internet connection in Hell. You're not Euronymus. Do you really think anyone is going to be impressed by you idolizing a murdered norse nancyboy?

Everyone knows black metal fans are closeted gays (think of Gaahl) without any friends or social skills, who try to compensate being a total failure by listening to loud, satanic music.