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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267
    #16
    Re: Greetings from NJ

    Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
    Bachelor of science.

    This site is a level. I am joining on your level. However some posters here believe it to be true. I was looking forward to seeing what they had to say.
    You seem to be a nice young man. What church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? Can you share your testiomy of Jesus with us? We have a wonderful program just for you. Its our ex-Negro program, would you be interested in joining it?

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449
        #17
        Re: Greetings from NJ

        God is a missing link?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263
            #18
            Re: Greetings from NJ

            "level" ... is that ebonics?
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • God<3Me
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2010
                • 28
                #19
                Re: Greetings from NJ

                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                "level" ... is that ebonics?
                I believe it's an internet meme. I'm pretty sure a black man created it, similar to how god created things.

                How does the ex-negro plan work? How does one go about becoming an ex-negro? Why would one want to become an ex-negro?

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263
                    #20
                    Re: Greetings from NJ

                    Are you a negro, friend? You don't seem like one.

                    Also, where is "NJ" exactly? Or your college?

                    Let's check some facts here, friend... it looks like you're trolling Christians
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22                     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449
                        #21
                        Re: Greetings from NJ

                        Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                        I believe it's an internet meme. I'm pretty sure a black man created it, similar to how god created things.
                        Now careful there... God wasn't some pie stealing KFC munching hoodie!

                        How does the ex-negro plan work? How does one go about becoming an ex-negro? Why would one want to become an ex-negro?
                        Well, the information is here, but given that you didn't read the noob thread either, I'm not holding my breath.

                        Friend, you are just here to troll us, right? I bet you're not even a real nigra.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • God<3Me
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 28
                            #22
                            Re: Greetings from NJ

                            NJ = New Jersey.

                            I understand some of you may doubt my ethnicity, but I can assure you in gods name that I am a black man. I'm a bit confused as to why you doubt who I am. Perhaps it is because I am well spoken? Which I find truly offensive.

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                              • GOD=life
                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                True Christian™
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 3263
                                #23
                                Re: Greetings from NJ

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                NJ = New Jersey.
                                Interesting, we have a New Jersey in the United States also.

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                I understand some of you may doubt my ethnicity, but I can assure you in God's
                                Mind the caps!

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                I'm a bit confused as to why you doubt who I am.
                                Because you are trolling us and thus, logically, used an avatar that isn't yours. As a Christian, I am well-versed in all areas of logic and rational discourse.

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                Perhaps it is because I am well spoken?
                                You are not well-spoken.

                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                Which I find truly offensive.
                                You are the one who implied that negroes aren't well-spoken. Thus, logically, it follows that you are the racist one.

                                I ask again: which computer languages do you program in?
                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                Matthew 7:22                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                  • Mrs. Rogers
                                    compassion personified
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 2692
                                    #24
                                    Re: Greetings from NJ

                                    Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                    Which I find truly offensive.
                                    I beg of you, please calm down -- you people are so quick to anger, and the last thing we need is a race riot!
                                    True Christians are Perfect!

                                    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                    For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #25
                                        Re: Greetings from NJ

                                        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                                        I beg of you, please calm down -- you people are so quick to anger, and the last thing we need is a race riot!
                                        Indeed Mrs. Rogers, we all remember last time we... and then Bobby-Joe and the boys... and... misunderstanding and... um, let's not go there.
                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                          • God<3Me
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Mar 2010
                                            • 28
                                            #26
                                            Re: Greetings from NJ

                                            C++ but is that important? I've had 3 years of tests, I'd like no further questions.

                                            I am not a troll. However I do not deny that it is you sir, that is being trolled.

                                            Now, how do I get a badge?

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                                              • GOD=life
                                                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 3263
                                                #27
                                                Re: Greetings from NJ

                                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                                C++ but is that important?
                                                So you only know C++? That's odd. You never had a class in Java? No principles of Assembly? No LISP? Not even one of the "P" scripting languages? (PHP, Python, Perl, Pike, etc) Did they even mention functional programming at all? Does Haskell ring a bell? It's pretty popular in academic circles.

                                                This is your profession that we're talking about. You're being rather evasive here, friend. I am a mere hobbyist and I know more than you

                                                Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                                Now, how do I get a badge?
                                                By continuing to post like a 'tard
                                                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                                Matthew 7:22                                                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                                  • God<3Me
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Mar 2010
                                                    • 28
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Greetings from NJ

                                                    Well I know html. If I wanted to make a sentence bold I'd type <b> sentence here </b> then might throw in a <br>.

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                                                      • James Dewitt
                                                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 6267
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Greetings from NJ

                                                        Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
                                                        C++ but is that important? I've had 3 years of tests, I'd like no further questions.

                                                        I am not a troll. However I do not deny that it is you sir, that is being trolled.

                                                        Now, how do I get a badge?
                                                        I will PM one of the Pastors, I have one in mind.
                                                        How many pies do you steal each day?

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                                                          • God<3Me
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Mar 2010
                                                            • 28
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Greetings from NJ

                                                            I've never stolen an item in my life. I've stolen several virginities though. Both male and female. Good times.

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