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Hi everyone. Just graduate from college in NJ. Thought I'd start off by saying hello to you all.
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That is a brief yet promising start to your introduction (your politeness is appreciated). Which church do you attend, dear? What's your favourite Bible verse?Originally posted by God<3Me View PostTrue Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you. -
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I have many, many favourite versus but this one ftw:
Behold, GOD is my salvation; I will trust and not be afraid: for the LORD JEHOVAH is my strength and my song; He also is become my salvation.
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P.I.M.P college. Heard of it?Comment
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Yes, it's euphemism negroes use for prison.
How's your gangster career going?I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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No, never. What do the letters stand for? Paradise of Illustrious, Manly Pastors?Originally posted by God<3Me View PostSweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Graduated with a 1st degree BSC in Computer Science.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
My career > your career.Comment
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And BSC stands for?Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
Are you being level with us friend?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Bachelor of science.
This site is a level. I am joining on your level. However some posters here believe it to be true. I was looking forward to seeing what they had to say.Comment
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Ah, which computer languages do you program in, friend?Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
If you just graduated, you cannot have much of a career... unless your career involves mugging old ladies.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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I'm rather hoping it means Bachelor of Scientific Creation in Computer Science: just think of the creation-based computerizing he could do for the Glory of God!Originally posted by Wide-Open View PostAnd BSC stands for?True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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A bachelor? Is that your religion's word for Pastor or something?Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
This is confusing. Friend, I think you have been playing way too many video games. We have no "levels" here. This is not a computer game, but a Forum where True Christians(tm) can congregate and worship their Lord Jesus Christ.This site is a level. I am joining on your level.
Well, they are wrong. It is not a computer game. But frankly, you are the first one confusing this forum with something like that. Didn't your mother teach you that drugs are bad for your brains, boy?However some posters here believe it to be true. I was looking forward to seeing what they had to say.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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That's not a good start friend, we tend to frown upon ScIeNce here. Our Holy Bible is all we need.Originally posted by God<3Me View Post
No you are not: you are Unsaved Trash until further investigation by the DoF proves to us you are a True Christian(TM). So for, being a Son of Ham, you aren't doing well. You surely would have had to follow the Ex-Nigra program.I am joining on your level.
Eh, I'm not sure what you are saying here. Have you read the noobs thread yet?However some posters here believe it to be true. I was looking forward to seeing what they had to say.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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I am already looking to do a Ph.D. into research on the matter.Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
My thesis will be on recreating god into a computer program. I.e. it will demonstrate all the thought processes god had when he put the universe together. It's at the early stages but we plan on implementing the program into this mechanical device:
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