[GOD=life]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Well I know html.

HTML is a markup language, not a programming language.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings from NJ

I've never stolen an item in my life. I've stolen several virginities though. Both male and female. Good times.

Are you attempting to shock us( Like that's never been tried) We knew you where a Godless homer at your first key stroke! Did you see you recived your badge, wear it with honor. Tell me do you like to pitch and catch?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Greetings from NJ

I've never stolen an item in my life. I've stolen several virginities though. Both male and female. Good times.

A bisexual non-stealing Negro nerd. Will wonders never cease?

[God<3Me]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Where did you get nerd from?



^ is what's happening on this forum.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Well I know html. If I wanted to make a sentence bold I'd type <b> sentence here </b> then might throw in a <br>.

Try this out. You have to be the biggest dumb ass to walk the face of the earth Moron God has ever created!

[God<3Me]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Try this out. You have to be the biggest dumb ass to walk the face of the earth Moron God has ever created!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728_Church

Why so serious?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings from NJ

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Satanic
Why so serious?

The Lords work is Serious .
Why are you a Homer?

Lev.18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Lev.20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Rom.1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[GOD=life]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Thank you for linking to our wikipedia page before it was vandalized.

But back to the topic: did your school teach you that HTML is a programming language?

You seem to be awfully evasive about your academic credentials, friend.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Why so serious?

Because JESUS is no laughing matter. He kills people dead, whe He feels like it. Do you want us to "joke" about that?

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Do you want to laugh with that too?

[Love_Thy_Neigbour]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Hi everyone. Just graduate from college in NJ. Thought I'd start off by saying hello to you all.

God be with you! I am new also and hope you learn more of Gods word here!
He sent you hear for a purpose.

[God<3Me]

Re: Greetings from NJ

God be with you! I am new also and hope you learn more of Gods word here!
He sent you hear for a purpose.

Yes! To fix your spelling! Here*

[James Dewitt]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Yes! To fix your spelling! Here*

My aren't we an uppity niggra. You best get right with Jesus!

[God<3Me]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Or wot?

[True Disciple]

Re: Greetings from NJ

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...3411728_Church

Why so serious?

Well, if you think Hell is a laughing matter, you are wrong, horribly wrong. Consider the following Scripture detailing how and why people land in there:

Mark 9:43-48
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

2nd Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power

Revelation 14:10-11
The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

2 Peter 2:17
For whom is reserved the blackness of darkness forever

Matthew 25:46
And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Jude 11-13
Woe unto them! for they have gone in the way of Cain, and ran greedily after the error of Balaam for reward, and perished in the gainsaying of Core.
These are spots in your feasts of charity, when they feast with you, feeding themselves without fear: clouds they are without water, carried about of winds; trees whose fruit withereth, without fruit, twice dead, plucked up by the roots;
Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.

Do you think the people who experience this laugh about it? They know how serious it is! Think of the grisly fate of the rich man, described by Jesus' own words:

Luke 16:22-26:
And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Greetings from NJ

Or wot?

Or you'll be thrown into HELL.

Luke 12:5
But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

That's Jesus speaking about His Father, i.e., Himself. And as Brothers James and True Disciple have explained, you must get right with Him!