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Praise the TRUE Lord Jesus!
Praise the TRUE Lord Jesus!
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To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:
John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. -
Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
A little more info would be appreciated.....I mean, should you immediately be stoned to death, or should we humor you and let this ride out for a bit? You have to help us out here, not enough info to go on, but I'm leaning to the stoning to death side right now....
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Hello and welcome, young lady!
Do you have your husband's permission to be here? Tell us more about yourself. What Church do you attend? What is your favorite Scripture? How many children have you borne your husband?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Ok I'll start by saying Im a man. I was raised Wiccan by my nutty mother and I realized that she was a bit loopy from the whole Pagan thing
. I then spent a few years as an Atheist. Anyway, a friend of mine recently got me into the whole Christian thing and I realized I have a big standard I have to catch up to before I can call myself a Christian since stumbling across this site.
As the relationship part Im 15 so no relationship for me. I've been with girls before they're troublesome at our age >_> best to just stay friends I think.
My church is the blue mound church in Illinois. I wanna move to Iowa when Im old enough and come to Landover but I guess were I am will have to do.To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:
John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.Comment
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
You have my sincerest apologies for the mistake. You seem like a very nice young man.Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View PostOk I'll start by saying Im a man. I was raised Wiccan by my nutty mother and I realized that she was a bit loopy from the whole Pagan thing. I then spent a few years as an Atheist. Anyway, a friend of mine recently got me into the whole Christian thing and I realized I have a big standard I have to catch up to before I can call myself a Christian since stumbling across this site.
You do have your guardian's permission to be here, yes?
Friend, they are trouble at any age.Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
Such high aspirations! That's music to Jesus' ears.Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
What is your favorite Bible Verse?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Welcome sinner! I hope you find Jesus while you're here! Do you own a KJV 1611 Bible? If you don't, getting one is your #1 priority! I hope the Lord doesn't decide to send you to Hell before you're Saved!sigpic
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Welcome to our friendly forum.
God kills those who masturbate: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
John 3:16 in my favourite verse. Straight to the point. Don't get me wrong, Im not like the pansies mentioned in here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/nosissy.html
And yes I have my parents permission to be here =)
Levi Jones you're a nice man! Thank you for the kindness and God bless you =)To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:
John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.Comment
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Welcome to these forums, young man! Have you found a Baptist church? That's an easy first step in the direction of Heaven.
It surely is great to hear about a lost sheep like you who is looking for Jesus. Those uplifting stories of hope and promise warm the heart of the True Christian(tm).
Has anyone pointed God's Simple Plan of Salvation out to you already?Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Thats Salvation plan seems good although it'll take me a while getting the money. I'll try getting to a baptist church when ever I can but for now Im kinda stuck were I am =\To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:
John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.Comment
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Re: Hi Christians! I am an ex-pagan looking to be saved!
Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
Did someone say sheep?? Oh, I'm in the wrong forum, disregard..Comment
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