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  • Amara
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    • Aug 2007
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    #31
    Re: Hey. I made it!

    Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
    OH MY LORD! She have admitted that her and her cult be a buncha atheists!!! I know it don't surprise nobody at Landover that they be atheists, but the surprise fo' me be that she had admitted it! I think this actually be a good thang, though. The first step to fixin' a problem be to admit thatchoo haves a problem in the first place. If we prays fo' Minister Noodlehead enough, maybe she will repent o' her mockin' God and come to Him fo' fo'giveness.
    I don't think she was saying that her "cult" are atheists. I believe she was saying that she could be considered an athiest (especially around here) because she supports modern science and all of that.
    Every angel has a shadow

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #32
      Re: Hey. I made it!

      Originally posted by Amara View Post
      However, I will not pick someone based on their political party, but based on their political views and their promises for the American society.

      If you honestly believe the promises they make before the election then you're one naive young lady.
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      • Pastor Rune Enoe
        Apostle of the North
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 11680

        #33
        Re: Hey. I made it!

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        In my 'gayness' post I was really talking about the kind of gay couples who display their physical desires and relationship in public, kissing and fondling in my favorite coffee shop downtown, in the movie theaters, in restaurants and stores, in the parks, you name it. At the same time, I believe in rights for everyone and freedom of lifestyle of choice. I guess I just don't believe in legal gay marriage or in public physical displays.
        That's precisely the wishy-washy relative morals you atheists get when you reject God. Just because YOU can't see them fondling each others private parts in the dark doesn't mean that God won't see it. God is EVERYWHERE.

        Jonah tried to escape "from the presence of the LORD" (Jonah 1,3), but all he got from his troubles was 3 days inside fish guts.

        As David reminds us, you cannot flee from God:

        Psalm 139:7 Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence?
        Psalm 139:8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.

        If a homosexual couple willingly spit God in His face by "making their bed in Hell" they have brought it upon themselves. According to God's eternal word they must be killed and their BLOOD WILL BE ON THEIR OWN HANDS, which means they will be go to Hell as murderers.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

        Whether you have seen them committing their abomination is irrelevant. God has seen it, and He's the one who matters. The very hairs of their heads are all numbered and Jesus knows where they live.
        A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #34
          Re: Hey. I made it!

          Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
          If there is one thing I agree with the True Christians here 100%, it is on the issue of homosexuality.
          I'm going to have to agree with Joe on this one. If you are as liberal and accepting as you say you are, how could you agree with something like that?

          I can't stand to see gayness happening all around us; sissy boy-boy couples grabbing each other's backsides in full public view repulses me; lesbo lovers holding hands on the street and feeling each other up under the tables in the coffee shops in my town revolts me.
          And is it any different to when straight people do it? Smoochy woochies in public is as embarrassing to watch no matter what the sexual orientation of those in question.

          I don't believe people are born gay, or are compelled to be gay because of their hormones, or that it's natural to be gay. I don't believe in gay marriage or gay rights. They can keep their gayness to themselves in their own bedrooms, that's the way I see it.
          That sounds pretty damn narrow-minded to me. You say you support science and evolution, if you did, you'd notice that animals are born gay too. And they aren't influenced by human culture, are they?
          Don't be silly, of course people are born gay. What is awful is when narrow-minded people try and squash them by telling them that it's 'unnatural' and thus make them feel awful about themselves.

          In the town where I live it is not politically correct to put down gays, it's considered a no-no. Well I say poo to that. On this forum I'd like to tell it like I really see it. Things have gone too far! It's a disgrace!
          Sorry, but what you've said here is a disgrace. Would you like it if someone shunned you and treated you like filth because of who you love?

          I think there is a certain inclination in some young pubescent teens to identify with the same sex temporarily, but to experiment or act on any such impulses is just plain wrong; and to choose a same-sex partner and a gay lifestyle is the road to ruination.
          Ruination??
          Their lives are ruined when people tell them things like you have been, making them feel worthless, dirty. There is NOTHING WRONG with being gay. Nothing!
          I recall a real-life incident where a mother kept telling her gay son how wrong it was to be gay.
          You know what happened?
          He tried to suppress it, ended up killing himself.

          I don't see it as a mental illness, I just see it as just plain unnatural, and from the religious point of view it's unscriptural, a sin and an abomnation to God.
          I'm amazed that you have, thus far, preached love and tolerance and then say something like this. The irony and hypocrisy is just staggering.

          Please assure us that you aren't going to make the mistake of going down the road to gayness. You can chose normal heterosexuality before it's too late. Forget the bi-crap also. If you're a female, then get a healthy interest in good clean wholesome American boys.
          If she does end up liking girls, there's nothing wrong with that at all. For the love of bacon, leave her alone.
          ... concerned, noddy
          And I'm a tad concerned about you!
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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #35
            Re: Hey. I made it!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

            I'm going to have to agree with Joe on this one. If you are as liberal and accepting as you say you are, how could you agree with something like that?

            And I'm a tad concerned about you!
            A tad, you are a tad concerned about me? Sounds a lot more than that. Gosh, guess I'm getting slammed by both sides now. Why am I not surprised about that?

            Did you see my post to Joe, above? I wrote: I guess I just don't believe in legal gay marriage or in public physical displays.

            ... disappointed, noddy
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #36
              Re: Hey. I made it!

              I'm concerned because you seem like a very nice lady, so I didn't mean to be mean. It's just that gay people should have the same right to marry and love the people they fall in love with as anyone else.

              Did you love your husband when you married him? Can you imagine what it would have felt like if people from a church refused you the right to marry him? Said that it couldn't happen because it was unnatural and an abomination? Would you have felt very good about yourself, or life, or love, at that point?
              Would you have gay people made to feel that way?
              Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 08-23-2007, 05:32 AM.
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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #37
                Re: Hey. I made it!

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                I recall a real-life incident where a mother kept telling her gay son how wrong it was to be gay.
                You know what happened?
                He tried to suppress it, ended up killing himself.
                Are you talking about my family? We did have an incident like this a few years ago—my husband mentioned it when we joined the forum, I think.

                You can read about it in more detail here. Basically, our son Mark "came out" as a sodomite when he was 18, and Gary and I were devastated. We tried it all—electroshock, group prayer, Chinese water therapy... and nothing seemed to cure him. Eventually, we developed a comprehensive plan for healing based on Richard Cohen's techniques (check out my preview of his new book in S4J!), and our prayers were answered when he went into the woods and blew his brains out with one of Gary's shotguns. I think that was in October 2002, though it might have been November. We don't talk about him any more.
                Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 08-23-2007, 05:41 AM.
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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #38
                  Re: Hey. I made it!

                  It sounds very similar but no, this wasn't the unfortunate soul in your family. Very, very similar situation though. That poor kid.
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                  • Virginia Day Templeton
                    Christ's Battle Axe
                     
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 2827

                    #39
                    Re: Hey. I made it!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    That poor kid.
                    I know. Imagine what he's going through in the Lake of Fire.
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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #40
                      Re: Hey. I made it!

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Can you imagine what it would have felt like if people from a church refused you the right to marry him?
                      Of course a real (Baptist) church would have refused to "marry" them, as she at least is a false Christian, so I can only assume her husband was as well as a True Christian man wouldn't put up with that nonsense.

                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      For a marriage to be real and blessed, Jesus must be a part of it, and for Jesus to be a part of your marriage, both the husband and wife must be True Christians!
                      Because so few marriages are real and so many "marriages" are false, it's no wonder society is falling apart. Fornicators, all of you!
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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #41
                        Re: Hey. I made it!

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                        I'm concerned because you seem like a very nice lady, so I didn't mean to be mean. It's just that gay people should have the same right to marry and love the people they fall in love with as anyone else.
                        Okay thanks Rachael, I appreciate that. You know, I have heard that some people are born gay, and that it's due to genetics or hormones; and it also appears some animals are gay. Now that wouldn't be a choice, but an instinct.

                        I even heard a theory once that when overcrowding occurs in local populations of animal species, some of the offspring begin to be born homosexual; as if to insure a temporary decrease in birthrate.

                        If it turns out to be true, and gays really are homosexual because of their genes, then I am proven wrong. I would be interested to learn more about that, I'm open to learning something new, after all.
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Sista Lateefah
                          Honorary White Woman.
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 522

                          #42
                          Re: Hey. I made it!

                          Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                          Gosh, guess I'm getting slammed by both sides now. Why am I not surprised about that?
                          That be what happen when you tries ta play both sides o' the fence.

                          No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. - Matthew 6:24

                          It not like it gonna do you any good, anyway. The Bible tell us that the Lord gonna spit the lukewarm folk out His mouth (inta Hell, no doubt)! You needta decide who you's gonna serve, Christ or Belial. You can only get ta Heaven* if you devote yoself to Him full time. The Lord do not accept part time workers. At least the witch have devoted herself to bein' completely hellbound. All you's devoted to is swingin' whichevah way the wind happen to be blowin'!


                          *We's not 100% certain about this, because it be possible that us womens doesn't have souls!
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                          • Brother Temperance
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                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #43
                            Re: Hey. I made it!

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            It sounds very similar but no, this wasn't the unfortunate soul in your family. Very, very similar situation though. That poor kid.
                            Rachael expressing compassion for a poor soul who happened to fall victim to homerism and sodomy? This is unprecedented! Hanging around with us must really have had a good influence on her.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #44
                              Re: Hey. I made it!

                              Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                              A tad, you are a tad concerned about me? Sounds a lot more than that. Gosh, guess I'm getting slammed by both sides now. Why am I not surprised about that?
                              I certainly hope you're not surprised. Scripture warns us against being fence-sitting, cherry-picking "Christians":

                              Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                              Now, do you want to end up in a celestial barf bag on the Day of Judgment? I know I don't.
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                              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                                Scientific Advisor
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2373

                                #45
                                Re: Hey. I made it!

                                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                                Okay thanks Rachael, I appreciate that.
                                Were I you (and thank goodness I'm not!), I would take anything Rachael says with a grain of salt. She is a desperate, desperate person who would do anything to drive people away from Jesus. Be careful about showing any appreciation for what she does, since she is probably trying to convert you to veganism or whatever religion she is today.

                                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                                You know, I have heard that some people are born gay, and that it's due to genetics or hormones; and it also appears some animals are gay. Now that wouldn't be a choice, but an instinct.
                                That is patently false. First off, there is no such thing as "genetics" or "hormones" (or, as I like to call them, "homo-ones"). So-called "scientists" who go to diploma-mills like Harvard or MIT like to spread this rumor because it furthers their agenda of taking God out of our schools, but it is entirely false. Don't let them kid you: homosexuality is a CHOICE. In the same way that Brother Remy has chosen to be white, a homer can choose to be straight -- just look at Ted Haggard. Granted it took an intensive two-week course to turn him back straight, but if that doesn't prove that there is a choice, I don't know what does. Animals being gay doesn't make it right, unless you're an evolutionist, then I guess whatever a monkey does, you have to do I guess it's time for you to defecate into your hand and throw it around, hmm?

                                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                                I even heard a theory once that when overcrowding occurs in local populations of animal species, some of the offspring begin to be born homosexual; as if to insure a temporary decrease in birthrate.
                                Theory this and theory that. Why isn't it a Law if they're so sure, huh? It's all just conjecture. As a scientist, I know for a Fact(tm) that scientists come up with these theories while sitting in a circle passing a bong around. You don't have to believe me, but that's the facts. How else would they come up with a billion kajillion years of age for the earth?
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