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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843

    #46
    Re: Hey. I made it!

    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post

    Were I you (and thank goodness I'm not!), I would take anything Rachael says with a grain of salt. She is a desperate, desperate person who would do anything to drive people away from Jesus. Be careful about showing any appreciation for what she does, since she is probably trying to convert you to veganism or whatever religion she is today.

    That is patently false. First off, there is no such thing as "genetics" or "hormones" (or, as I like to call them, "homo-ones"). So-called "scientists" who go to diploma-mills like Harvard or MIT like to spread this rumor because it furthers their agenda of taking God out of our schools, but it is entirely false. Don't let them kid you: homosexuality is a CHOICE. In the same way that Brother Remy has chosen to be white, a homer can choose to be straight -- just look at Ted Haggard. Granted it took an intensive two-week course to turn him back straight, but if that doesn't prove that there is a choice, I don't know what does. Animals being gay doesn't make it right, unless you're an evolutionist, then I guess whatever a monkey does, you have to do I guess it's time for you to defecate into your hand and throw it around, hmm?

    Theory this and theory that. Why isn't it a Law if they're so sure, huh? It's all just conjecture. As a scientist, I know for a Fact™ that scientists come up with these theories while sitting in a circle passing a bong around. You don't have to believe me, but that's the facts. How else would they come up with a billion kajillion years of age for the earth?
    Okay Dr E Ville ...

    Paragraph one ... I am not likely to become a vegan ... a meat-and-potatoes noddy, and happy with it ...

    Paragraph two ... yooooou might as well get used to me, doctor, I'm an evolutionist ... so you're saying you're a science advisor and you are dismissing the biological sciences? ...

    While I'm at it, about gays ... I take back some of what I said earlier ... who am I to judge other peoples' lifestyles? ... if same-sex couples want to be together it's none of my business ... let em be together and be happy ...
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
      Scientific Advisor
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2373

      #47
      Re: Hey. I made it!

      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
      Paragraph one ... I am not likely to become a vegan ... a meat-and-potatoes noddy, and happy with it ...
      Well that is a relief. You never know what Ms. Van Hellbound will convert to next -- she tries to sink her talons into anyone she can, and since your Salvation(c) status is in question, you never know what she'll try!

      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
      Paragraph two ... yooooou might as well get used to me, doctor, I'm an evolutionist ... so you're saying you're a science advisor and you are dismissing the biological sciences? ...
      I'm dismissing evolution as the bunk it is. You know it, I know it and George Bush knows it. it's very simple. It's a lie to try to coax children into Hell.

      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
      While I'm at it, about gays ... I take back some of what I said earlier ... who am I to judge other peoples' lifestyles? ... if same-sex couples want to be together it's none of my business ... let em be together and be happy ...
      Why are you backtracking now? Flip-flopping, thats what it is. You're flip-flopping. You have no backbone -- you can't hold a position to save your life. You're as limp-spined as the homos are limp-wristed.
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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #48
        Re: Hey. I made it!

        Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post

        I'm dismissing evolution as the bunk it is. You know it, I know it and George Bush knows it. it's very simple. It's a lie to try to coax children into Hell.

        Why are you backtracking now? Flip-flopping, thats what it is. You're flip-flopping. You have no backbone -- you can't hold a position to save your life. You're as limp-spined as the homos are limp-wristed.
        Ooooooh boy, Dr E Ville, if the fundies take over civilization, that's the end of real science and progress for all time ... scary!

        And yep, just call me a flip-flopping noddy! ...

        ... listen, I didn't say I was gonna turn gay myself, I was just saying live-and-let-live for personal choice of lifestyle ...

        I still don't like to see couples feeling each other up in the coffee shops, though ...
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Amara
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          • Aug 2007
          • 12

          #49
          Re: Hey. I made it!

          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
          Be careful about showing any appreciation for what she does, since she is probably trying to convert you to veganism or whatever religion she is today.
          Veganism isn't a religion, it's a diet.
          Every angel has a shadow

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #50
            Re: Hey. I made it!

            Originally posted by Amara View Post
            Veganism isn't a religion, it's a diet.
            Do you consider PETA moved by dietary concerns?

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #51
              Re: Hey. I made it!

              Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
              While I'm at it, about gays ... I take back some of what I said earlier ... who am I to judge other peoples' lifestyles? ... if same-sex couples want to be together it's none of my business ... let em be together and be happy ...
              Yup, exactly.

              Don't worry, I don't try and convert people to Paganism, trying to convert people is what these guys like to do.

              As to veganism....umm....I'm not vegan, Ernie. Well, I will be next week but that's only for a week while I do this 'Quick Cleanse' program.
              Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 08-23-2007, 11:04 PM.
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              • Brother Temperance
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                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #52
                Re: Hey. I made it!

                Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                Why are you backtracking now? Flip-flopping, thats what it is. You're flip-flopping. You have no backbone -- you can't hold a position to save your life. You're as limp-spined as the homos are limp-wristed.
                I'd always wondered why John Kerry flip-flopped so much, and now I know: he was making a perfectly targeted appeal for the Anglican vote.
                Originally posted by Amara
                Veganism isn't a religion, it's a diet.
                The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist, and that vegans don't worship him.
                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                As to veganism....umm....I'm not vegan, Ernie. Well, I will be next week but that's only for a week while I do this 'Quick Cleanse' program.
                Are you trying to cleanse yourself of demons? Jesus works a lot better than giving up milk.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #53
                  Re: Hey. I made it!

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  Are you trying to cleanse yourself of demons? Jesus works a lot better than giving up milk.
                  Only if by 'demons' you mean the buildup of unhealthy elements from unhealthy foods. As for giving up milk...... *glances at eating plan* ARGH! I didn't realize that. That'll mean no milk, no cheese..and look at this recipe!! Tofu loaf??

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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #54
                    Re: Hey. I made it!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                    Only if by 'demons' you mean the buildup of unhealthy elements from unhealthy foods. As for giving up milk .... *glances at eating plan* ARGH! I didn't realize that. That'll mean no milk, no cheese ... and look at this recipe!! Tofu loaf??
                    They think there are demons in everything, Rachael, they think demons cause illnesses instead of microbes, and that demons are in people, in our organs, and in the food we eat! This is what happens when you believe in a literal hell, you think there are demons everywhere, scampering around underfoot in broad daylight!
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #55
                      Re: Hey. I made it!

                      Indeed they do. If you want a good example of just how obsessed people like them can become with the idea of demons running around to spite them take a look at this site:



                      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 08-25-2007, 07:21 AM.
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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #56
                        Re: Hey. I made it!

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                        Indeed they do. If you want a good example of just how obsessed people like them can become with the idea of demons running around to spite them take a look at this site:



                        Oooooooooh noooooooooo! what a scream! and they've got music and everything!
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #57
                          Re: Hey. I made it!

                          Unbelievable, isn't it? Also extremely amusing...
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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
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                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #58
                            Re: Hey. I made it!

                            Mocking God and consorting with witches isn't going to gain you any points with us or the Lord, Noddy. I haven't given out any infractions in quite a while, and the two of you are just itching for it.
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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843

                              #59
                              Re: Hey. I made it!

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

                              Mocking God and consorting with witches isn't going to gain you any points with us or the Lord, Noddy. I haven't given out any infractions in quite a while, and the two of you are just itching for it.
                              Oooooooh please don't give me infraction points, Sister MM, nods promises to be good from now on!

                              (we were just kidding around, weren't we, Rach!)

                              ... ever your humble () and Godly-moddy-fearing noddy!
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                              • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                Senior Pastor
                                VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                On FIRE for Jesus
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5812

                                #60
                                Re: Hey. I made it!

                                They must have missed this bit from the site:

                                In the Bible, God used a donkey to talk and give a message. So, if you came here from a link that said our site is funny , or anything but Godly, know this - Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God, loves you and wants to help you. Since you are reading this, Jesus has brought you here to offer Supernatural help. This site shows you how to get that help, free of charge. As for the person that is mocking us, the Judgment of God is on them. In the Bible, Acts 9, Saul was mocking and tormenting Christians. Jesus made Saul blind, and said to him, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest... When you make fun of any Christian, you are making fun of Jesus.
                                They ought not to be making fun of DemonBuster. Demons are a serious problem, and I have found the information on that site to be extremely useful.

                                Pastor Billy-Reuben
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